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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 1h
You’re right and thats on me. I should have …
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is the number one reason for attrition in the time travelling life coach community. It is so depressing to watch talented, trained professionals be dismissed as nuts by everyone they work with. We tried a pizza Thursday to improve morale but no dice.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ref added no extra time just to shut up megaphone guy.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Megaphone guy is the one person at the karaoke who will not sit down and you have to wait for them to go to the loo to get the mike away from them. Even 2 down they're still endlessly droning on.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't understand how their fans stand it. When he briefly stops it's so much better. You've not really lived until you've heard a pet shop boys cover through a crap megaphone.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No look closely at that picture. Really look. There are no winners here, we did what we had to do. The person who I was before I put a stick through the spokes of that first bike has gone forever.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They can sue the premier league for getting them investigated again by the us government? That’ll totally fix this. This evidence that fixes everything better be amazing.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really just kept hoping we'd get a little run of strong performances and get back to it. But for whatever reason just doesn't seem to have happened. Real shame.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#engspa England team wearing bin bags before kick off. Spain might shove us in the rubbish.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember that amazing … goal? Cross? It was on the tip of my tongue.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What will happen in these thrilling adventures? Who will join past winners like … I guess … spain? Spain right?
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love that Emery comes out after the match and explains that we won because of the system; McGinn says the same - key thing is new players buying into the tactics and being disciplined. Then they ask De Zerbi about why his players didn't care enough.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unsustainable FC; we don't care about XG!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dr Villa survived the first half flattened them in the 2nd then felt terrible for Spurs so just conceded two. Patient survived barely. Still three points #utv #avfc
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That was hilarious.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This commentator has a completely different pronunciation for all of our players? Who is Ale Garnacho? And I can’t even spell how he’s pronouncing Bogarde. #avfc #utv
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ross can read what we were all saying about him #utv #avfc
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Nicholas Newberry @whyaccordion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Overall a good showing today. A bit unlucky on giving away the penalty. Hemmings is showing some good raw talent, could have had a few goals this season already. It seems like we needed our first European game last year too before we started to get going, so hopefully this is a good sign.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every match this season subs have made us a bit weaker. Need to fix that!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Both Brugge and Villa players appear to have decided a couple of times that the ref meant to blow and just forgot so seemed to stop and wait for him. (Or he’s really quiet with it?) #avfc
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like him more now :-)
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
YES Jackson!!!! #utv #avfc!!!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Has some asked Pau to be an attacking midfielder? He’s great at it! #avfc #utv
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shot ON target! Woo time to win the league!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And goals and man of the match awards
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wow that was fast! How much for?
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Continuing the metaphor what we’ll have once the work is done will be a lot better than what was there before!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No longer needing to navigate the minefield that was "Dinge" though. So there is that for them.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t want to jinx it but so far much better. Low possession, Maatsen and Cash playing well. Slightly worried about how strong their bench is.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve enjoyed the first 25 minutes much more than against Brighton… #avfc #utv
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Stupid question, but given they've not been announced - presumably you would never sit them with other arrivals without having done all the formalities? #avfc #utv!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Line up is expected I think, classic Unai - no one goes in until they do what he wants. Hang on to your hats Villians this is not going to be a 0-0 (unless we’re very lucky). Up the Villa! #AVFC #UTV!!!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I agree, but we all know that to be Unai great player typically takes 2 seasons... and now we need a great Unai team in one season. So this season is going to be really really f****d up. (but hopefully at least entertaining)
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As we had to remind people after Tieleman's debut, all Sales are Final. (I didn't think he did too much wrong, wicked deflection on the 2nd.)
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We've seen 'key' Emery signings take a season to settle given his perfection and demands. But we will suffer if 50% of the team aren't good enough. But next year? Crikey we'll be scary.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Where are we even going to play all this top talent? (We’re mad?)
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do they Bailey in a swap?
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So I'm thinking this is true now...
Spiderman wondering why we're suddenly part of Blue Co as Strasbourg are wondering why they're not getting all the Chelsea players leaving?
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Martinez to Chelsea? Sky sports reporting it now. Don't want to play against him! #avfc #utv
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At this point wouldn’t it be easier to just change some other teams name to “aston villa” and just move McGinn and Emery?
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Martinez too - Martinez, Bailey and somehow some home grown players.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
how are we making this work with the home grown limitation?
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hadn't thought about it like that! Amazing!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All the beloved Villians!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How long do you think this will be relevant content for? Feels very difficult putting out content these days!
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well, there is a way down but it’ll take a while. Up in the meantime
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me too? It says “irk”
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yup man of the match isn’t on the pitch.
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