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Renee

@bookishrotarian.bsky.social
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📚🧶💻✈️ Waiting for someone to write a song about my life so I can just quote the lyrics Away Message-style.

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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one guts me. It hurts. My favorite artist of nearly 30 years, whose music has gotten me through so much, including someone treating me like he treated this victim. There is no defense. I wanted him to be better, but… I believe her.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still pissed at Dombrowski. Still pissed at John Middleton for about doing anything about Dombrowski. And then I’m just getting really petty like… you’re a billionaire, John. Get a better haircut.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going back to my Sudoku app to play as this ship sinks.
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Titanic Band Violinist Performs
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies Post-Season Fan Experience
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Alien Homestar Runner
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Big fan of pork chops. That’s what they were talking about, right?” Never change, Kruk.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel surprisingly calm for this game right now. Annoyed but not surprised. If the Phillies can’t muster any sign of life when they’re getting paid, I certainly don’t need to do it for free.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Best we can do is some grounders right to a fielder.” - Phillies, probably
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 30/09/2026
no one hates the Phillies more than Philadelphia does
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
—The Hollow Men of Kevin Long’s Guidance— This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends Not with hits, but with a whimper
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grant Holmes looks like the guy on Instagram that’s been eating at Chinese buffets until he gets food poisoning.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nola’s pitch com is just playing “Nearer My God to Thee.”
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp.
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
ALT: Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well I’ll be goddamned.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ALEC DANIEL BOHM I swear I have never said a single bad word about you!
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That was fast. Thank you.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, Bryce. Redeem yourself.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t stand Dombrowski but if he was right about something, it’s that Harper isn’t an elite player. He’s barely mediocre. Everyone just talks about him like he does something. He doesn’t deserve it.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOW ARE YOU AN OFFENSIVELY HIGHLY-PAID BASEBALL PLAYER WHO MISSES THAT CATCH?!? Harper, you dick.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Auuughoohhhaaawhoaaaa dickheads” - my dad, mocking the chop, my entire life
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The top of our lineup is embarrassing.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d be okay with Muse and Liberty Biberty disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol did Votto just say Harper, Turner, and Realmuto are the personalities on the Phillies team? Is there a personality among the three of them?
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first pitch. The first pitch?!
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t like that Abbvie commercial because it kind of implies that if you are cheering for your team and they’re getting hits, they’re preventing kids from not having cancer and you’re encouraging it. The kids can only be saved if they strike out.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go Phils.
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Glitch Cake Suffer Invitation Meme
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just feel like... if Bryce Harper is going to release his own personal hype video, he cannot then come up and strike out with runners in scoring position. I don't care about the swing of his life or any other year. I care about today.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHY DO YOU ASSHOLES LOVE DOUBLE PLAYS!?
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Phillies don't love us or want us to be happy.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course Kruk has a story about playing ball with Queen Latifah.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy. Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media. That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, the media, and the arts – to prevent us from learning. It's Fascism 101.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See Kruk in a suit with no scruff and not hat is like seeing one of those fish that walks on land. It just seems wrong and unnatural.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to crochet through my anxiety. Let’s go Phillies. Don’t piss us off.
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Elmo Excited in Fuego
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see Bryce Harper has decided to celebrate wildcard day 1 with his own individual hype video.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My nervous system can’t handle the Phillies tomorrow and the Eagles tonight, so I didn’t even let myself pay attention to the Eagles. It seems like this was the correct choice for me. Commendable effort, Renee of 4 hours ago.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Champagne showers? In this economy?
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m of two minds on the Phillies locker room celebration: 1. That’s the most animated they’ve been. Why couldn’t they look that alive and find a way to have fun together on the field during the season? 2. Maybe a celebration will jolt them into life?
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Former NFL/NBA/MLB national network sportscaster here: Gambling has absolutely fucking killed sports. RIP
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A few years ago at Fan Appreciation Day, the people right in front of us won a PS5. Today, the people right behind us won Flyers jerseys and tickets. When is it our turn!?
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bitches love nor’easters
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Sweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m so sick of hearing about the magic number.
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bryson Stott is the only person in this team that I like right now.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time someone gets fired from the Phillies organization, it shakes the team up and they go on a winning streak. Fire Mattingly tonight. Fire him during the 7th inning stretch. While the Phanatic is dancing. Let Dusty take over.
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That walk to force in a run was the nail in the coffin for me
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate this team. I hate Don Mattingly. I hate Kevin Long. I hate Dave Dombrowski. I hate the amount of money I’ve given them this year. I don’t even know who Urquidy is.
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Inside Out Anger Character Screaming
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d like to see the Phanatic take this one for the team.
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Renee @bookishrotarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least Griffin Jax made it 3 innings before having to leave the game. The Phillies willingly left before the first pitch. (In all seriousness, that looked painful and hopefully he will be ok)
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Rose | 🏳️‍⚧️ Demon Dragon @rosedemostrea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe Jesus doesnt like JT, have we considered that as an option for why the phillies arent good?
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