GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Sixers: Hey, are you excited about this new season? Cool. Well fuck you. Don’t ever get excited about the Sixers because we’re never going to get anything right. 010
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Aaron Nola gives up a 3-run homer in the first inning. Phillies Fans: Ayo, fuck Trea Turner! 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A couple of weeks ago there was almost no reason to expect to see Aaron Nola in the playoffs and then the Phillies pissed away a chance to clinch a Wild Card spot and here we are. Just incredibly deflating. It should have been Wheeler, Sanchez and Luzardo with a couple of bullpen guys. 020
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026These elimination games really go off the rails in a hurry when one of the starters just doesn’t have it. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Baseball writers are the whiniest people on the planet. 001
Reposted by GlueyGlueMatt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kyle Schwarber and Bryce Harper hit back-to-back homers to tie it. Are you kidding me? 41269
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These are not the Burds we’re looking for. #Iggles #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly 🦅🦅🦅 010
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t typically get sticker shock but I did a double take on Sunday at the grocery store when the cashier told me the total. 010
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comDon Draper Meditates (Mad Men)ALT: Don Draper Meditates (Mad Men) 000
Reposted by GlueyGlueJayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Since the Phillies pulled to within one day of clinching, they've been outscored, 25-2. 718051
Reposted by GlueyGlueMatt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Phillies are in absolute hell right now. 2419424
Reposted by GlueyGlueJayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jose Alvarado in his last 2 outings out of the Phillies bullpen: 9 batters faced 1 out 6 runs 1 inherited runner scored 38 pitches 19 strikes 9407
Reposted by GlueyGlueMatt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trea Turner just hit a ball 104 mph that drilled Griffin Jax square in the ass. It bounced to the shortstop, who threw out Turner by a half step. The Phillies have not scored in 18 innings. 513014
Reposted by GlueyGlueKeith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Phillies have scored 2 runs in their last 29 innings. 10474
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Philadelphia fans are suddenly finding themselves to be big fans of an extended lockout in 2027. #Phillies 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The “Arizona-shaped thing” in the mirror has grown to be quite an ominous visage. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just watched Trea Turner swing and miss at a ball a foot outside, toss his bat and his batting helmet and shake his head and I screamed at the TV, “Well don’t fucking swing at it then!!” and so now it’s time to turn this off and go for a walk. Stupid baseball team. Making me mad. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At some point, you get to where you stop thinking of the 2026 Phillies as a “good team with some flaws” and start thinking of them as just a really mediocre team with a handful of good players that kept them in the hunt much longer than they should have been. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t really care anymore. While it would certainly suck to see the Phillies miss the playoffs, this team is about as inspiring as a bag of old batteries. Of course, I felt the same way about the 2022 club so yeah. 000
Reposted by GlueyGlueMatt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Zack Wheeler struck out the side in the first inning. He's the 96th pitcher in MLB history with 2,000 career strikeouts. 15910
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anytime your name appears on the same list as Brandon Duckworth, you know you’ve accomplished something special. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a Gemini I say this with all due respect. Shouldn’t have named it crazy if you didn’t want it to go crazy. 001
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dear NYT, I do not need a “breaking news” alert on my phone when a college football coach’s son resigns from his job. Thanks. 010
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got that $9 check from the city for doing my civic duty last week. You’re welcome, Philadelphia. 000
Reposted by GlueyGlueMatt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Zack Wheeler's 91st and last pitch was 96.6 mph. With seven scoreless innings, his ERA is back down to 2.99. He's had four strong ones in a row. 1852
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comDwight Schrute Screaming: Fuck MerdeALT: Dwight Schrute Screaming: Fuck Merde 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pretty disappointed to hear that the Eagles are pro genocide. 000
Reposted by GlueyGlueBaseball America @baseballamerica.com · 15/09/2026Tune into the latest BA Hot Sheet Show 🔥 Baseball America is going LIVE at 3 p.m. ET for a discussion about all things Arizona Fall League — rosters, standout prospects, storylines and more! Join us at 3 p.m. ET: buff.ly/QnXUZ7gyoutube.comArizona Fall League Rosters Drop! Everything You Need to Know About the 2026 AFL | Hot SheetToday's panel of Baseball America experts features JJ Cooper, Geoff Pontes, and Josh Norris diving into all things Arizona Fall League! The 2026 AFL rosters have dropped and there are some exciting… 012
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You can see the crowd behind him. Some of them are laughing. These are the people who would want to murder you for not standing during God Bless America at a Yankees game but have no problem with the President of the United States lying about having been on the ground at 9/11. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The thing about Trump lying to a group of first responders about his having to be rescued by firefighters on 9/11 is that nobody in the crowd reacted. I’m assuming that at least some of the people in the crowd were there on 9/11. But they don’t care. They love him and he can lie all he wants. 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It happens every year but every year I’m amazed by MLB’s refusal to acknowledge Labor Day. No special hats, no mention of it on the broadcast, no nothing. There’s petty and then there’s a bunch of greedy billionaires refusing to acknowledge a national holiday devoted to workers’ rights. 010
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every time a ball is hit in the air today in Philly, every fielder is struggling to find it in the sun. As a result, everyone is just trying to hit it in the air. 000
Reposted by GlueyGluepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A simple solution to the CTE crisis in football is to make the sport non-contact. If the guy with the ball is running at you, you have to get out of his way 2271644
Reposted by GlueyGluePaul @phillies-therapy.com · 05/09/2026Ronald Acuña holds a special piece of hatred in his heart to unleash during Phillies games and unfortunately I must respect that, as a fellow hater 0171
Reposted by GlueyGluepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I believe it is in the interests of the United States to cease all trade entirely and embrace subsistence agriculture 3266138
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Giving old people these phones without teaching them how to lower the volume or mute it entirely was a fantastic idea… 000
GlueyGlue @boogiewitstu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The 2026 Phillies are the most “getaway game” team I’ve ever seen. If there’s a flight to Philly later that day, they may as well show up in pajamas. I’ve done no research but swear by it. 010
