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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best

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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 10h
forgot to post about it but i saw this diva live in person when i was in madrid. happy 9/11
9/11 mr. weed store in madrid spain
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11h
chicagoans what backup city are we all doing for the crj tour
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was just thinking. the idea of being 40 doesn’t make me feel old but the idea that that’s two thirds to 60 makes me feel ancient
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s been three weeks i’m so ready to see boycat. we are just two dumb bitches sharing a single brain cell so i’m excited to get a turn with it again soon
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
being type b about things is all well and good until you find out your supposed to be leaving spain today and not tomorrow lmao
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
went to andorra because why the fuck not
selfie of a man standing in front of a river and bridge. on the bridge is text that reads “andorra la vella”
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just snored so loud on this bus that i woke myself up 😌
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
spanish radio stations are playing macklemore songs lol
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when a yemeni rebel is a little bit light in his loafers we call that houthi frootie
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Huh? @jockstrapdoctorate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
highly recommend everyone go outfit shopping with @bonmots.bsky.social in Sitges
me standing in a pool
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you know what? sometimes forget
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
messaging my aldermanic candidate that his instagram video seemed wooden
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
love flying first class in my kirkland signature denim
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i laugh at literally all of my jokes
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/09/2026
A new report ranks the world’s large cities on how well they have adapted to face climate risk. Chicago, which has invested heavily in infrastructure meant to mitigate flooding and water pollution, is first on the list.
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Is Your City Prepared for Climate Disaster?
A new report ranks the world’s large cities on how well they have adapted to face climate risk.
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the best part of any medium-fancy airport lounge is that i am almost always a couple standard deviations under the median age. makes me feel young again
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i feel like you can tell a lot about a person based on whether or not they say thank you to bus drivers
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s crazy to me that some people don’t pet the animals in video games
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i’ve watched too many short form videos of that woman talking to her cat using those buttons and now i fully believe boycat can speak in complete sentences
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i know i’ve gained weight because i started this rpg as a warrior rather than a mage
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you only have today and tomorrow left to see this so go before you miss it!!!
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
before the gen z stare there was the
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
everyone talks about how chicago beaches aren’t real but i’m in california and at least in chicago i don’t get covered in tar, don’t have to shuffle my feet to avoid stingrays, and don’t have to worry about getting too deep because there is a nursery of great white sharks off shore lmao
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
went to a music festival by myself yesterday and made new friends 😌 i’m unstoppable 😤
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sunday bunday
man in twice shirt drinking a soda with a costco hot dog in front of him
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
is anyone going to head in the clouds in LA this weekend?
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lol the train was delayed so i got off at o’hare at 820 and doors to the plane closed at 830 so i sprinted through the airport and now i’m so incredibly sweaty
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
trying to learn jennie’s entire discography by tomorrow night luckily it’s pretty short
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
moon pretty
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
last night i dropped an entire big gulp at the threshold of my front door and it took an entire bath towel to sop up. pic unrelated
selfie of man wearing black tshirt and black baseball cap drinking a big gulp
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
And they thought nobody would come.
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
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"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
dl looking for masc no recip. no flakes
selfie of brunet bearded man wearing white polo and black backwards baseball hat
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
apparently i’ve been mispronouncing vegas for my entire life and no one has told me until now
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
it’s boycat’s 15th birthday! everyone say feliz quinceañera to boycat!!!!
boycat wearing a quince dress and sitting regally on the top of the couch
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
hacks finale got me dawg
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
sat in gum on my last day of edc :(
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the worst part about kpop is getting a song stuck in your head and having no good way to look it up
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
most of the kpop releases from the past 45 days have been mid but the new nmixx song slaps. long live my latina queens
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am confident that i can whistle better than 98% of humans
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Miley Swallow @mileyswallow.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Rupaul made the train movie for the same reason that Disney made the frozen movie so that when you google Rupaul trains the movie comes up instead of her posting the trains flag on pride
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
they really should teach marksmanship in schools
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i try not to think too closely about how it’s only april but i’m laying out on my balcony
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
my smallest pet peeve is when people talk about new york getting spat on by the blonde girl in flavor of love. her name is PUMKIN not pumpkin
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
ok i’m watching hacks and just cackled so hard at the scene of jimmy and kayla in the trailer
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
all i’m saying is that once we have the technology to actually make jurassic park, we’d be fools not to
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
hello from me and my son
selfie of me and boycat
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saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
people are too afraid to do bad jokes. not every joke lands. that’s fine
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Bb @angel-milk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My dog
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