saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 10hforgot to post about it but i saw this diva live in person when i was in madrid. happy 9/11 3210
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i was just thinking. the idea of being 40 doesn’t make me feel old but the idea that that’s two thirds to 60 makes me feel ancient 180
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it’s been three weeks i’m so ready to see boycat. we are just two dumb bitches sharing a single brain cell so i’m excited to get a turn with it again soon 0111
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026being type b about things is all well and good until you find out your supposed to be leaving spain today and not tomorrow lmao 1130
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026just snored so loud on this bus that i woke myself up 😌 1180
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026spanish radio stations are playing macklemore songs lol 0190
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when a yemeni rebel is a little bit light in his loafers we call that houthi frootie 1110
Reposted by saaaaaamHuh? @jockstrapdoctorate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026highly recommend everyone go outfit shopping with @bonmots.bsky.social in Sitges 1181
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026messaging my aldermanic candidate that his instagram video seemed wooden 030
Reposted by saaaaaamThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/09/2026A new report ranks the world’s large cities on how well they have adapted to face climate risk. Chicago, which has invested heavily in infrastructure meant to mitigate flooding and water pollution, is first on the list.nyti.msIs Your City Prepared for Climate Disaster?A new report ranks the world’s large cities on how well they have adapted to face climate risk. 917848
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the best part of any medium-fancy airport lounge is that i am almost always a couple standard deviations under the median age. makes me feel young again 1100
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i feel like you can tell a lot about a person based on whether or not they say thank you to bus drivers 1121
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026it’s crazy to me that some people don’t pet the animals in video games 080
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i’ve watched too many short form videos of that woman talking to her cat using those buttons and now i fully believe boycat can speak in complete sentences 080
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i know i’ve gained weight because i started this rpg as a warrior rather than a mage 1231
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 21/08/2026you only have today and tomorrow left to see this so go before you miss it!!! 082
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026everyone talks about how chicago beaches aren’t real but i’m in california and at least in chicago i don’t get covered in tar, don’t have to shuffle my feet to avoid stingrays, and don’t have to worry about getting too deep because there is a nursery of great white sharks off shore lmao 3190
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026went to a music festival by myself yesterday and made new friends 😌 i’m unstoppable 😤 1150
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 05/08/2026is anyone going to head in the clouds in LA this weekend? 120
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026lol the train was delayed so i got off at o’hare at 820 and doors to the plane closed at 830 so i sprinted through the airport and now i’m so incredibly sweaty 280
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 01/08/2026trying to learn jennie’s entire discography by tomorrow night luckily it’s pretty short 040
Reposted by saaaaaamThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over 181840274
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 26/07/2026last night i dropped an entire big gulp at the threshold of my front door and it took an entire bath towel to sop up. pic unrelated 1420
Reposted by saaaaaamJames “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 28/06/2026And they thought nobody would come. 711222
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026apparently i’ve been mispronouncing vegas for my entire life and no one has told me until now 380
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 07/06/2026it’s boycat’s 15th birthday! everyone say feliz quinceañera to boycat!!!! 10632
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/05/2026the worst part about kpop is getting a song stuck in your head and having no good way to look it up 160
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/05/2026most of the kpop releases from the past 45 days have been mid but the new nmixx song slaps. long live my latina queens 010
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 05/05/2026i am confident that i can whistle better than 98% of humans 6230
Reposted by saaaaaamMiley Swallow @mileyswallow.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Rupaul made the train movie for the same reason that Disney made the frozen movie so that when you google Rupaul trains the movie comes up instead of her posting the trains flag on pride 316641
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 23/04/2026i try not to think too closely about how it’s only april but i’m laying out on my balcony 080
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 17/04/2026my smallest pet peeve is when people talk about new york getting spat on by the blonde girl in flavor of love. her name is PUMKIN not pumpkin 1160
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 11/04/2026ok i’m watching hacks and just cackled so hard at the scene of jimmy and kayla in the trailer 180
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/04/2026all i’m saying is that once we have the technology to actually make jurassic park, we’d be fools not to 150
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 07/04/2026people are too afraid to do bad jokes. not every joke lands. that’s fine 080