saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 19hwow so it’s all hashtag believe women until kelly clarkson wants a little trinket huh 0282
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026much freer!! long hair was nice but required soooo much maintenance 010
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026who’re you kissing from down there you’re the structural support 3150
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026do you mean west? all of andersonville is east of ashland 130
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i have no dog in this fight but think it’s because millennials all know someone who got this exact tattoo before we collectively learned jk rowling was a piece of shit 120
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so i was spending too much time on instagram so i deleted it from my phone but then i just moved to tiktok so i deleted that too but now i’m just wasting time here and on scruff should i just kms? 3130
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026does anyone in chicago want to become members of the lyric opera with me? it’s surprisingly affordable 140
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026forgot to post about it but i saw this diva live in person when i was in madrid. happy 9/11 3210
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026chicagoans what backup city are we all doing for the crj tour 140
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i was just thinking. the idea of being 40 doesn’t make me feel old but the idea that that’s two thirds to 60 makes me feel ancient 180
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it’s been three weeks i’m so ready to see boycat. we are just two dumb bitches sharing a single brain cell so i’m excited to get a turn with it again soon 0111
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026not to be crass but you have a very large penis who is being a size queen with you??? 110
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026bc everyone (myself included) hates tourists here and i’m contributing to that 110
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026being type b about things is all well and good until you find out your supposed to be leaving spain today and not tomorrow lmao 1130
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026love you also in this pic you remind me a little of that dog that needs brown contacts 110
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026did you know andorra gets more annual tourists than brazil and a similar number to india??? crazy 1120
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026just snored so loud on this bus that i woke myself up 😌 1180
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026spanish radio stations are playing macklemore songs lol 0190
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when a yemeni rebel is a little bit light in his loafers we call that houthi frootie 1110
Reposted by saaaaaamHuh? @jockstrapdoctorate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026highly recommend everyone go outfit shopping with @bonmots.bsky.social in Sitges 1181
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026not to be too maudlin on main but you are great and it’s ok to be known! 130
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026messaging my aldermanic candidate that his instagram video seemed wooden 030
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026oh you already dealt with this issue sorry i just woke up from a very short nap 110
saaaaaam @bonmots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i tried to get it before going to spain but walgreens said it wasn’t being offered until the 21st 100
