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@bonkcranko.bsky.social
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Kirby fan account St. Louis

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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you for telling me abt that, I didn’t know anything about that onset phase. I had debilitating migraines as a child that I will never forget. I’m sorry you have to deal with such things
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t understand
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I concur
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
playing Trails in the Sky ch. 1
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve spent all this money on the switch to edition, but I just cannot get through Xenoblade, guys. I don’t know what it is. Maybe I’ve spent too much time on side quests. I feel like I’m just slowly running everywhere, I’m constantly looking at the mini map and following a red line
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The sick bastards are doing everything in their power to trample my legacy that everyone will know about
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yawp
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
“when your foot got pond wet” damn whitman mad as hell he didn’t write this one
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How is this not parody
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahhh so this is why you are on Bluesky searching for a totally unrelated incident so you can spout your bs. I can’t believe YOU are calling ME a reactionary
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess it probably is an AI lol
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sick people like this are literally searching “Cornell” on BlurSky so they can speak their dumbass piece, and calling ME a reactionary!!! You’re literally going on a hunt for reaction opportunities. At that point, just have an AI do it, it would be more effective
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disagree if you want but I don’t see how you could call it reactionary. This is point-blank victim blaming. God help you
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t believe that creating the conditions that make your own rape possible means you must take account for others exploiting those conditions. It is extremely typical to broaden the agency of women to include the mistakes of the men around them, and then to revoke that agency when convenient
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Cornell issue has truly brought out the rats
Screenshot of a Reddit comment by u/Important-Sundae-241, posted 1 hour ago. The comment reads:

"Women have agency. If a woman chooses to take drugs, they're going to experience the effects. If you choose to take drugs and participate in a threesome or whatever, it's likely to impact your reputation. We cannot take away a woman's agency. She has to be accountable for her own choices. Just as drunk drivers are accountable when they get behind the wheel."
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is r/popculture full of so many right wing psychos
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird when someone says “this one hurts” about the recently deceased. Weird implication?
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m @mjjii.com · 28/09/2026
digital art. a small carton of milk with a beam of light coming out of it
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌺🌱🌺 🌱🌺🌱🌺🌱🌱🌺🌱🌱 🌺🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌺🌱🌱🌺🌱 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌺🌱 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🐿️🌺 🌱🌺🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Songs that sound like Kirby levels Grannens Förflutna - Strategi Gul / Utvandring youtu.be/CbtqJWJouFg?...
Screenshot of Kirby floating with an umbrella against an orange sky. From Kirby’s Return to DreamlandGrannens Förflutna album cover
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good move, underrated game imo. Hope the new expansion brings it the attention it deserves
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kirby Air Riders should be bigger than Fortnite
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BlueSky has become a sort of safe haven for stomp clap era millennial humor
A Bluesky post from Adam Serwer that says “when I accidentally swipe to my front facing camera” accompanied by an image of a blobfish
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To be fair, he’s gotten a lot better
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 11/09/2026
queen’s blood is back in revelation BAYBEE!!!
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not to be rude Chris, but it’s no secret that you and those of your cadre have a fetish for decorum
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who can stand this guy
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The CEO of Sonos was fired over a shitty app redesign, an app with literal user lock-in via expensive speaker purchases. Zuckerberg would’ve been fired 20x over by those standards
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s making the mistake of trying to court Cornyn’s voters, and we all know that trying to sway conservatives is a winning strategy for democrats
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lately I put a few Antdude videos in the queue and just drift
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A @jasonschreier.bsky.social scoop on what led to this Wolverine situation would be a gift
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wolverine is being absolutely panned for a game of its stature. I’m not sure why but im getting a kick out of it in a way that is sick. Insomniac had my respect, I’m sure the dev story is complicated, but the gameplay reveal for this game was quite bad, and no one wanted to say it
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It looks like no Switch 2 games are going on sale, only games for the original Switch
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One person shouldn’t be able to single-handedly control a company of Meta’s size, and yet
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glad this is getting the attention it deserves!!! pitchfork.com/story/bradfo...
pitchfork.com
Bradford Cox Books First Show in Seven Years
The Deerhunter maestro’s Atlas Sound project returns next weekend at Making Time ∞ festival
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lived in STL my whole life, never heard anyone talk about it in these terms. And there are plenty of mizzou fans around
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 09/09/2026
this was one of the most exciting things in the direct, i can’t wait to be a little old merchant man
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok fine I’ll play Kirby and the forgotten land
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nary a Mario to be seen
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We just got yoshi and the mysterious book, the children are still working through that text
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bro not a new Kirby game cmonnnnnnn
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time Delta: Snake Eater
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It def looks like UE5
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s the last time he was in a checkout aisle lmao. How much is a gallon of milk
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C.H. Romatowski @chromatowski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This Smithsonian magazine piece featuring my friend @julialmv.bsky.social is one of the best popular accounts I’ve read of Long Covid and the current state of science. Highly recommend.
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For Many Americans, Covid Is Still a Chronic, Disabling Disease. These Scientists Are Working Tirelessly to Bring Them Relief
Long Covid saps the strength and vitality of patients, who have little recourse to fight it. A team of specialists—including an afflicted researcher working mostly from her bed—is looking for answers
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MAHA is insane obviously but talking abt taking peoples kids away en masse is also quite fucked. Nice
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bonk cranko @bonkcranko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
youtu.be/_X1DVV_HinE?... @djsabrina.bsky.social at it again. my favorite musician alive rn and we are constantly eating 😭🙌
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DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ - Junior Beat (Music Video)
YouTube video by DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 05/09/2026
we have strayed so far from god's light
an image of an RCA cassette to 3.5mm jack audio adapter
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