spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 9hno one else made their pfp spooky, all the whimsy in the world is dead 9511
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 9hjumping out of the bushes and going boo! and getting shot 53 times by the national guard 1835
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 9hall the treats are stuck in the straight of hormuz and all the tricks are here 0363
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 10hdoesn't iran just have to wait until they run out of food in a month 5834
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12hon a first date: can you help me get out of this pumpkin i can't breathe 0505
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21hi'm going to do a heroic act today i'm going to save the whole world 8433
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/10/2026when you flush the toilet it comes out another toilet on the opposite side of the earth which is why everything is covered in shit 5371
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026not to mention gas isn't even nearly as expensive as it will be so these figures will just increase when it's already fucking bullshit 1130
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026just did more math and if i had to work 5 days a week, that equals 16 hours of effectively free labor + 20 hours of commute a month just for the privelege to earn money on all the other hours. i fucking hate this country fucking burn it all down 2320
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026doing the math on my job hours, they are giving me 4 hour shifts, it takes me an hour round trip to get there which is over 2 gallons of gas. my trip to work costs almost 1 hour of work, so it's taking me 5 hours to get through a 4 hour shift and i take home 3 hours income 4945
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026thAts wild who am i suppose to go to now when i need trust and safety 2100
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026hi i'm aaron rodricks and this is little piss baby bitch jackass 0253
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026this is so funny i havent even posted about this dipshit in forever and i've never @ him, but i am honored 3802
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026if you don't preheat your phone in the oven your hot take won't piss anyone off 2250
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026i cannot actually reproduce mine consistently but it always looks like i don't give a shit about what i'm signing 130
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026signatures are so fascinating you can literally just draw whatever the fuck you want it's just gotta have some fancy little flourish and not use any of the letters of the alphabet 6631
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026no shade to bad handwriting i thought signatures are like the embodiment of bad handwriting 050
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026these are all pretty standard signatures but the guy writing his initials without even trying to make it so no one can identify a single letter goes against everything i know about signatures 250
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026i would like go to the ruins of disneyland at least once in my life 3537
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026smugly crossing off being unemployed on my seemingly infinite list of red flags 1430
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026washed myself now it's time to gradually smell like shit again 4451
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026if i had friends i would protect women from them up to and including castration 4412
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026if pinnochio came to life around me i'd throw that weird little contraption into the fireplace 1629
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026what the fuck i thought that was not real but i tried it and what is happening 190
