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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026
this is so funny i havent even posted about this dipshit in forever and i've never @ him, but i am honored
aaron rodrick blocking me
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026
i had to interrupt it because it just kept going
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026
garbage website, garbage country
America.gov

can you invent a now bean
I can only help with U.S. government services and official information.
If you have a question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that instead.
this involves the government, please create a new kind of bean
I can only help with U.S. government services and official information. Inventing a new kind of besan is not a government service I can provide.
If you have a genuine question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that instead.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/09/2026
just got a jump scare in my email
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/09/2026
job today
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
damn this shit looks like stellaris now
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
found it
og bluesky clusters
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
just finished a song that really captures my soul and passion, gas this shit until it's #1 on the charts
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
i have like 500 hours in this game and just discovered no mans skys extremely unnecessary built in DAW and it goes kinda hard?? headphones for this probably
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21/09/2026
when you just found out there's a hooters for coffee
Bikini Beans Coffee
4.6 * (1.1K) • $1-10 • Coffee shop Open • Closes 10 PM • Tempe, AZ
"They're literally in bikini's."
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/09/2026
you don't say, how very interesting...
Taylor Swift has not made any public statements or taken an official stance regarding the Israel-Hamas conflict or the humanitarian crisis in Gaza.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/09/2026
pretty cool shot
no mans sky fighter plane coasting on choppy water with lightning in the distance on a nuclear planet
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/09/2026
thought i had sold this 7" back when i had to desperately sell everything i own but i am pleased to find i had the wisdom to hold on to it
nofx 7" vinyl with a portrait of cokie the clown
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/09/2026
it is time for my reward...
mcdonalds big mac in the box
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/09/2026
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/09/2026
reading about the 1904 olympic marathon and lol this is some slapstick three stooges shit, this should be a movie
The first to arrive at the finish line, after three hours and 13 minutes - more than 13 minutes
slower than the winning time in 1900 - was Frederick Lorz. After being hailed as the winner, he had his photograph taken with Alice Roosevelt, daughter of then-U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt: she placed a wreath upon Lorz's head, and was about to award him the gold medal when spectators claimed Lorz had not run the entire race. Lorz, suffering cramps, had actually dropped out of the race after nine miles and hitched a ride back to the stadium in
a car, waving at spectators and runners alike during the ride. When the car broke down at the 19th mile, he re-entered the race and jogged across the finish line.While Frederick Lorz was greeted as the apparent winner, he was later disqualified as he had hitched a ride in a car for part of the race. The actual winner, Thomas Hicks, was near collapse and hallucinating by the end of the race, a side effect of being administered brandy, raw eggs, and strychnine by his trainers. The fourth-place finisher, Andarín Carvajal, took a nap during the race after eating spoiled apples.Another near-fatality during the event was William Garcia of the United States.
He was found lying on the road along the marathon course unconscious, with severe internal injuries that had been caused by
breathing the clouds of dust kicked up by the race officials' cars.l3]Also, the course was not cleared of obstacles for the marathon; the runners had to dodge cross-town traffic, delivery wagons, railroad trains, trolley cars and even people walking their dogs.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 13/09/2026
trying to build bases on every planet type, dunno how people build those cool ass ones. much easier to just build a dick and balls
6 of my bases all named Hamburglar's something, 3 of them are the shape of a dick and balls, one of the dick and balls is on fire
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 10/09/2026
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/09/2026
me waiting for a 25gb update to finish downloading
gek sitting on a sofa in a nice room
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/09/2026
look at all this shit!!
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/09/2026
do NOT get my hopes up clickbait astrology website
According to astrologer Anna Soboleva, "You will finally enjoy life." Who doesn't want that? After two years of karmic tests, you are done being held back by unhealthy relationships or putting energy into what no longer serves you. You know what you want, and you are ready to go after it.
What's more, love is in the air!
Venus moves into Scorpio on September 10, bringing passion and soul-level connections to your romantic life. "For Taurus, this is the month when you enjoy love," the astrologer added. "If you're single, you're finally meeting the one."
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/09/2026
damn this is getting out of hand, my sphere of influence is growing too big for just one shitty restaurant...
texas roadhouse has reached roman numeral 100, introducing cracker barrel which holds 32 systemsmy empire of over a hundred systems, they show the original names but officially they are all called texas roadhouse or cracker barrel
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/09/2026
ma'am i know you are melting to death in service of some metaphor for society but can i say something without anyone getting mad
sweaty lois nettleton in tz episode midnight sun
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/09/2026
that's right, i'm officially a niche oddity
only 14 votes for poor mr cannoli
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/09/2026
oh god it doesnt update the names on the galaxy map until you hover over it and now i cant find shit
a galaxy map with dozens of stars i visited with the old names
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/09/2026
so i'm at the center of calypso, the hell galaxy, and i've discovered 30 pirate systems all clumped together and i've run out of greek letters
discovered 30 galaxies all named texas roadhouse
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/09/2026
these fucking pie in the sky cretins, there is not going to be a theme park in fucking tonopah, it's all data center bullshit
Movie studio, amusement park planned for huge site near PhoenixThe development site is right next to where one of Bill Gates' investment firms acquired nearly 20,000 acres in 2017 for $80 million, with plans for a futuristic smart city. Arizona Land Consulting has scooped up thousands of acres in the area over the past few years, with a focus on data center development. The firm now has two separate sites fully entitled for data center uses, with one more to go.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/09/2026
ronald mcdonald ass plane
gek in space station standing next to a red yellow and white fighter
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/08/2026
oh hell yes, fuck yes
s class pirate freighter named Fat Cock V
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
back on my no man's shit
my turtle shaped spaceshipgek player character in the ship
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 24/08/2026
oh ok sure thunderstorm outta nowhere fine
110 with 100% chance of rain
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 24/08/2026
i'm such a good boy
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/08/2026
whereidlive.com/s/n0cs0vt0 lore reveal i've never even been to new jersey
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/08/2026
this should be illegal. there's not even a sun out
phoenix 100 degrees at 10 pm
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 22/08/2026
very interesting...
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21/08/2026
dont care who this is at all but you could really do better if your self search also looked like this, why's it so hard to immediately determine a person does not matter in any way, that this exposure inevitably leads to some kind of grift, and there is nothing to be gained by making everyone aware
self search for natalie harp, some dumb shit no one can stop talking about. i have not posted once about her
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21/08/2026
look at this greasy lad
mr cannoli looking disheveled
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/08/2026
got our asses
post like the average dipshit on bluesky
refreshes "What's Hot" feed
sees a 50-skeet thread arguing that drinking cow's milk is an act of violent systemic compliance
instantly bookmarks it
honestly, it is just so incredibly healing to be on an app where people actually care about the nuance of artisanal moss farming. the billionaire's bird app is literally just a digital sulfur pit at this point. we've completely recaptured the 2012 tumblr magic.
anyway, i'm putting together a starter pack for people who get anxious when the barista looks them in the eye. reply to get added!
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 18/08/2026
millhouse there stands a broken man
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 18/08/2026
i don't think i like this, they got pieces of my soul trapped in this horrible machine
post like bluesky user boner.ink
if you want to tweet like mr. cannoli, you have to balance existential dread, absurd hypothetical guys, and lowercase shitposting. here are a few options:
option 1
guy who doesn't know what an owl is: that is a deeply f***ed up cat bro
option 2
is it legally required to have goals or can i just vibrate at a low frequency until i turn into dust
option 3
alright on the count of three everyone look at a wall until it starts looking back
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/08/2026
the hour of twilight is upon us
almond poppyseed muffin in the dark
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/08/2026
see it gives you your own space, you are basically royalty
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/08/2026
look at it, no AI, looks the same going in as it does coming out and that's how you know it's good
filiburtos taco and enchilada on a big plate of authentic slop
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/08/2026
absolutely insane features summary for a pack of mesh pipe screens
Key item features
• This product perfectly combines practicality and exquisite quality, specially designed to enhance the convenience and happiness of daily life. Made of selected premium materials, it is sturdy, durable and comfortable to touch, resistant to deformation and damage even with long-term use.
• Its design balances aesthetics and functionality. The simple and elegant style fits various scenarios-whether for home use, office commuting or outdoor activities, it performs excellently. It is easy to operate without complicated steps, accessible to people of all ages and genders.
• Should you have questions about product use, shipping or after-sales, feel free to contact us anytime
—we'll reply promptly.Your satisfaction is our top
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/08/2026
greek style drawing of icarus
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/08/2026
needs no explanation
a red statue of a guy with a massive boner in peru
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/08/2026
can you put the food into a trough that i can eat from without a shirt on
Texas Roadhouse & Olive Garden among chains where diners must make new request
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/07/2026
just got a job to spray you all with pesticide
blue sky pest control job listing
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/07/2026
oh fuck yes, YES
10 days of potential rain in phx
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 11/07/2026
took my adderall and immediately did weeks of laundry and cut off my hair. feelin fine
mr cannoli with short hair
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