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MAN WITH SUNGLASSES - “You don't look like a cop…” He inspects you. “You know what you look like?”
YOU - “I don't know -- you tell me.”
MAN WITH SUNGLASSES - He taps on his forehead, thinking. “A sad stack of shit?”
HALF LIGHT - Who does this asshole think he is -- a *cop*?