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Jason Paris @jasonparis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While other global cities thrive on proven solutions, too much of our political class seems determined to ignore them. www.thestar.com/news/gta/bra... #TOpoli
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Brad Bradford proposes removing priority bus lanes in Scarborough
Bradford advocated for installing the bus lanes in 2020, as a city councillor, and said it was a ‘big win’ that they would be installed.
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Cycle Toronto @cycletoronto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes - Nathan Fielder meme: We need to restore the vehicle lanes to stop the congestion
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also, 21 incumbents in a field of 24?!? You don't really need to make any other arguments in favour of term limits beyond that.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Using the speaker on your phone in public places is the noise equivalent of throwing trash on the ground, and we need a major campaign to de-normalize the behaviour before I get into a serious fistfight
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
But look at Snoopy's little red basket
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And Cuba, Venezuela, and possibly Haiti/DR, from the looks of it?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This used to be common in US cities in the early 19th century, likely originating from the Dutch custom of all contracts ending on May 1st. Moving Day was such a spectacle in NYC that Europeans would travel to witness it
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 30/06/2026
They’re going to call you a socialist regardless. So be a socialist.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Toronto Pride opening up parts of the city on Sunday
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just plum forgot
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So an Albertan incel kills a police officer named Mohamed while trying to attack Pornhub's head office in Montreal and exactly no one in the Canadian elite - up to and including Poilievre - will take any accountability for the fear and suspicion they spent the day spreading...
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I wanted him to start this year and I was maybe wrong
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's called NAPMAXXING, and it's the secret to his incredible health
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
He's so healthy they really have to dig to find anything that's wrong with him
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Has anybody else noticed streetcars ripping lately, or am I imagining things? They seem WAY faster sometimes (top speed)
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Adding to the Sneaky Dee's discourse, places like College which people love as-is need to be replaced with tall buildings because we've made it illegal to build 5-8 stories everywhere else. We're losing important neighbours to preserve the character of suburbia
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think it's pretty crummy the World Cup won't be shown on CBC. There should be a law that if the jerseys say CANADA, the game is on public broadcasting
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says i 'm here to tell you right now .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says i 'm here to tell you right now .
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He's also rotting from the outside in. Which side will win?!?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Smallest consolation possible, but the most vain people who have ever lived have to pretend this sack of putrid flesh is Adonis
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's not so much that there are disruptions on TTC. That's bound to happen. It's that when disruptions happen, who knows what you're meant to do. There's no plan, no help. You're on your own
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Taras Grescoe 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 16/04/2026
Interesting experiment! Let's start with ending public handouts to highways and airlines. I take apart the reliably absurd conservative arguments against fast, electric-powered trains in this week's High Speed dispatch: www.highspeed.blog/the-best-arg...
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The main problem with "Distillery District Station" is that it is emphatically not located in The Distillery District
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What's preventing Canadian passenger rail from open boarding from the platform like everywhere else in the world? Why are we still lining up 45 minutes before departure like it's an airplane?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Whenever I talk to my real estate agent I feel like I'm talking to the wallet inspector
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
An electorate of dull, incurious chuds
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's also such a stupid and outdated culture war reference. He may as well be railing against political correctness or women's lib. It's a bullshit strawman pulled straight from the 90s
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
NYC has demonstrated conclusively (again) that congestion pricing is THE way to "solve" mobility in a dense urban environment. You're going to get the same fight on small things that you will on transformational things. Light your powder on transformational things.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Toronto's new traffic czar has one job: build the political coalition that will get congestion pricing passed long enough for everyone to realize how much they can't live without it. That's it. Time spent on tinkering is time wasted www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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From the toronto community on Reddit: No single ‘magic bullet’ will fix Toronto’s gridlock, new congestion officer says
Explore this post and more from the toronto community
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Small above and below ground sections at either end, but mostly at grade in a dedicated transit median along a stroad
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It promises slower transit, actually
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Professor Know-It-All is such a good name for an AI chatbot that I'm having a hard time believing none of these nerds have come to it yet
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Did SportNet+ just crash in the middle of the fucking World Series?
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 30/07/2025
American Chopper argument meme

mustache guy: We're automatically enforcing safe speeds in school zones

hat guy: It's unfair to fine me for speeding outside school hours

m: The signs are really clear. You don't have to break the speed limit

h: We've been conditioned to drive fast. Everyone drives faster than the limit!

m: That's why we're enforcing it
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Repeat this over and over. Doug Ford will kill people.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
We'll do anything to support our children, unless we can save a bit of money. If that's the case, we'll do that instead
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We have spent 13 years trying to figure out how to resurface 800 metres of John Street, and the obvious answer (it should be pedestrianized) isn't even on the table. A construction timeline has yet to be announced. www.toronto.ca/community-pe...
toronto.ca
John Street Corridor Improvements
The City of Toronto is working to transform John Street into a cultural corridor by redesigning the streetscape between Front Street and Stephanie Street. The John Street Corridor Improvements project...
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Two true things about Toronto's graduation into its cycling adolescence: 1. It is not reasonable to expect that you can travel everywhere as fast as you can without any regard for what is happening around you 2. There is a speed at which cycling on the sidewalk is safer/preferred
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Lose Yourself" from 8 Mile still goes incredibly hard
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Authors will save the world. Always this, and ever shall be.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Ontario's provincial parliament is smack dab in the middle of downtown Toronto and it absolutely hates urban Toronto
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I was in a bikejam on College this morning that was so long I missed an entire green light cycle. Maybe this is the common ground riders and drivers can finally land on?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It's wild to have that many skyscrapers and no urbanism
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Glyn Bowerman @glynbowerman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What is this worth to you, Toronto? You wanna whine about a “tax grab?” Or you wanna celebrate a public safety measure that saves people’s lives, including children’s?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Has anybody else noticed a precipitous decline in bike parking recently, especially along major routes that have been recently rebuilt (even when the rebuild installed bike lanes)? I know more people are riding, but it also feels like there are just many fewer places to park.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is the face you make when you've been told your entire life you've never had a bad idea and then you realize the only idea you've ever had is the worst one
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A marker of many great cities is that their residents are all assholes. Toronto is really growing into its own on this, but whereas it's essential in places like New York and London, in Toronto it's insufferable because it's not undergirded by an equally intense pride in the city
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You're being a real silly billy
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
1. You were responding to a post advocating for more and better cycling infrastructure, the construction of which keeps cyclists out of traffic. 2. You noted the "wear and tear" of cycling as unsustainable, which seems very distinct from immediate concerns for the safety of cycling in mixed traffic.
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