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Jason Paris @jasonparis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While other global cities thrive on proven solutions, too much of our political class seems determined to ignore them. www.thestar.com/news/gta/bra... #TOpoli
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Brad Bradford proposes removing priority bus lanes in Scarborough
Bradford advocated for installing the bus lanes in 2020, as a city councillor, and said it was a ‘big win’ that they would be installed.
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Cycle Toronto @cycletoronto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes - Nathan Fielder meme: We need to restore the vehicle lanes to stop the congestion
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Using the speaker on your phone in public places is the noise equivalent of throwing trash on the ground, and we need a major campaign to de-normalize the behaviour before I get into a serious fistfight
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 30/06/2026
They’re going to call you a socialist regardless. So be a socialist.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Toronto Pride opening up parts of the city on Sunday
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So an Albertan incel kills a police officer named Mohamed while trying to attack Pornhub's head office in Montreal and exactly no one in the Canadian elite - up to and including Poilievre - will take any accountability for the fear and suspicion they spent the day spreading...
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Has anybody else noticed streetcars ripping lately, or am I imagining things? They seem WAY faster sometimes (top speed)
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Adding to the Sneaky Dee's discourse, places like College which people love as-is need to be replaced with tall buildings because we've made it illegal to build 5-8 stories everywhere else. We're losing important neighbours to preserve the character of suburbia
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think it's pretty crummy the World Cup won't be shown on CBC. There should be a law that if the jerseys say CANADA, the game is on public broadcasting
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's not so much that there are disruptions on TTC. That's bound to happen. It's that when disruptions happen, who knows what you're meant to do. There's no plan, no help. You're on your own
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Taras Grescoe 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 16/04/2026
Interesting experiment! Let's start with ending public handouts to highways and airlines. I take apart the reliably absurd conservative arguments against fast, electric-powered trains in this week's High Speed dispatch: www.highspeed.blog/the-best-arg...
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What's preventing Canadian passenger rail from open boarding from the platform like everywhere else in the world? Why are we still lining up 45 minutes before departure like it's an airplane?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Whenever I talk to my real estate agent I feel like I'm talking to the wallet inspector
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Toronto's new traffic czar has one job: build the political coalition that will get congestion pricing passed long enough for everyone to realize how much they can't live without it. That's it. Time spent on tinkering is time wasted www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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From the toronto community on Reddit: No single ‘magic bullet’ will fix Toronto’s gridlock, new congestion officer says
Explore this post and more from the toronto community
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Did SportNet+ just crash in the middle of the fucking World Series?
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 30/07/2025
American Chopper argument meme

mustache guy: We're automatically enforcing safe speeds in school zones

hat guy: It's unfair to fine me for speeding outside school hours

m: The signs are really clear. You don't have to break the speed limit

h: We've been conditioned to drive fast. Everyone drives faster than the limit!

m: That's why we're enforcing it
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Repeat this over and over. Doug Ford will kill people.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
We'll do anything to support our children, unless we can save a bit of money. If that's the case, we'll do that instead
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We have spent 13 years trying to figure out how to resurface 800 metres of John Street, and the obvious answer (it should be pedestrianized) isn't even on the table. A construction timeline has yet to be announced. www.toronto.ca/community-pe...
toronto.ca
John Street Corridor Improvements
The City of Toronto is working to transform John Street into a cultural corridor by redesigning the streetscape between Front Street and Stephanie Street. The John Street Corridor Improvements project...
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Two true things about Toronto's graduation into its cycling adolescence: 1. It is not reasonable to expect that you can travel everywhere as fast as you can without any regard for what is happening around you 2. There is a speed at which cycling on the sidewalk is safer/preferred
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Authors will save the world. Always this, and ever shall be.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I was in a bikejam on College this morning that was so long I missed an entire green light cycle. Maybe this is the common ground riders and drivers can finally land on?
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Glyn Bowerman @glynbowerman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What is this worth to you, Toronto? You wanna whine about a “tax grab?” Or you wanna celebrate a public safety measure that saves people’s lives, including children’s?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Has anybody else noticed a precipitous decline in bike parking recently, especially along major routes that have been recently rebuilt (even when the rebuild installed bike lanes)? I know more people are riding, but it also feels like there are just many fewer places to park.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is the face you make when you've been told your entire life you've never had a bad idea and then you realize the only idea you've ever had is the worst one
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A marker of many great cities is that their residents are all assholes. Toronto is really growing into its own on this, but whereas it's essential in places like New York and London, in Toronto it's insufferable because it's not undergirded by an equally intense pride in the city
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Kensington Market residents have overtaken Toronto Island Residents for the people in this city who most deserve to have their precious little enclave razed to the ground
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I think it's really important we all make this particularly embarrassing for TPS. They should feel impotent and ashamed that this type of brazen lawlessness has been allowed to persist for so long.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Parkside chopped again & yesterday I went to see the Dufferin camera chopped. The tolerated lawlessness of drivers coupled w their campaigns to prevent bus lanes etc - time to stop consulting & make real changes. Feckless police are useless.
Camera stump
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Cycle Fun Montreal @cyclefunmontreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Toronto leading the way in urban mobility and cycling safety, specifically on how to reduce both of these. usa.streetsblog.org/2025/07/01/t...
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This Threatened Toronto Bike Lane Gets More Rush Hour Traffic Than the Car Lane — Streetsblog USA
Ontario leadership claim "no one bikes" on their cities' paths — but the data shows otherwise.
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 27/06/2025
This is the fact missing from 96% of the news articles I read about the controversy over automated speed cameras: Automated speed cameras save lives.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
An idea to undercut opposition to speed cameras: revenue is redistributed to all residents, quarterly like the Carbon Tax Rebate was
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I want to live to see ranked ballots in Ontario municipal elections again
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It's pretty wild that there isn't a single elected official, city hall worker, or TTC official who takes transit priority and streetcar operations seriously
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It is impossible to take this any other way than this administration actively wants LGBTQ+ youth to commit suicide
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The best part about Toronto's street festivals is that we just kind of wait for the next big rain to clean the sidewalks so if that doesn't happen right away everything stinks like rancid oyster and whatnot for several days/weeks
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Melissa Bowman @dtkmelissa.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
“Who are we building the city for? Are we building it for cars, or are we building it for people?” Bennett Jr. asked. “Everyone says they want progress but nobody wants change,” Longfield said.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Imagine if elected people who actually wanted to get things done
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Do eleventy billion wrongs make a right?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
When Trump survived the assassination attempt and had to accept Elon’s direct help on the the campaign (literally, like sharing the stage with him and everything) I just thought about the baptism scene from THERE WILL BE BLOOD and it looks like we’re reaching the bowling alley scene now
Eli Sunday baptizing Daniel Plainview in THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@isthedomeopen.bsky.social Open?!?
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Benjamin Netanyahu accusing other leaders of being "on the wrong side of history" is a pot so black light cannot escape its surface
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Putting together a little eye opening post about the barthurst/dufferin astroturf campaign. check in a couple minuets
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Said it before, I will say it again. Whatever the Premier says, this is not transportation policy. It's an dogmatic position on who has the right to use public space and how. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...
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Doug Ford’s budget will target more Toronto bikes lanes
Sources say Thursday's provincial budget legislation will include the removal of the bike lanes on Queen's Park Crescent, around the legislative precinct, and on Avenue Road south of Davenport Road.
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I don't think enough people appreciate (or are at least are willing to acknowledge) that the solution to the housing crisis is to flood the market with so much new housing that existing asset values get nuked because all the pent-up value in the housing market is oppressing entire generations
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
He is sitting next to a man with worms in his brain
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I was just cruising around Google Maps in KW, and you could solve Ontario's housing shortage by simply developing the parking lots and open areas adjacent to the LRT stations
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I really cannot stress enough that you and your dumb fucking motorcycle can fuck off forever
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Free, secure, accessible elections cost what they cost and are the price of trusting in the results, but I also believe Pierre Pension should pay a political price for demanding to represent a riding he likely has never set one foot in so he can move back into his taxpayer funded house in Ottawa
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Jeepers H. Crackers @bonedryankles.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I'm all for Albertans becoming Proportional Representation Pilled, I just don't think it's going to work out how they think it's going to work out
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