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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️

@bolt451.bsky.social
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Writing, wrestling, wrats, wroller derby. AuDHD+ FNDlightful No gender. Just be impressed my body is functional They/she White and Grey Rat: Mick Black and white rat: Sausage Cream and brown rat: Eddie

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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 31m
Even if my attempts to make dairy free Buffalo sauce have probably got me banned from upstate New York
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 41m
Amazons assumptions of me: "Has pet rats" - Yep "Purchases professional Art equipment" - Yep, Leo does at the bottom "Likes Franks RedHot Sauce" - You're god damn right I do
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 4h
Happy 18th birthday, this spider
Text of an email: From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David
This is followed by a crude drawing of a spider with seven legs and a smiley face
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 1h
White-Man Turner Overdrive Or The ladies not for Turner Overdrive Take your pick. Im not very awake yet.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 2h
Also the guy inside the Thing costume in fantastic Four Truly a multi talented twat
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 4h
The guy voicing this character was also the guy inside the Thing in the fantastic four MCU film when they needed a physical presence. Hes also a pro wrestler (Richard Summers-Calvert aka Charles Crowley)
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 4h
Fun fact. In his (other) day job. The guy voicing this haracter is a professional wrestler named "The Trickster" Charles Crowley
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Sarah D @pikapies.bsky.social · 23h
Wild. They got "the spectacular twat" Charles Crowley to do a voice and now he's everyone's new favourite Glup Shitto.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 15h
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 12h
tomfoolery at the crinkle box
yuzu the black and white hooded rat digging in a box of crinkle paper with disco the grey and white hooded rat sitting next to herdisco and fizzgig the grey and white hooded rats in the crinkle box. disco is digging and fizzgig is reaching up high on her hind legs to sniff the camerayuzu, fizzgig and disco the rats all piled on top of eachother blurrily in the crinkle box
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 12h
Allez Speedball!! They're not french but... close enough
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you’re trying to promote anything with a AI generated poster I’m immediately not interested anymore. Same for restaurant menus. Just stop and put a tiny bit of effort into it. Or don’t and just write it on a piece of paper. I’m begging you
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 12h
Hell yeah 😁
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 14h
Especially his big fluffy cheeks
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 14h
#AEWGrandSlam Even Kyle Fletcher cant make me give a shit about a Darby Allin match and I say that as a loyal Protofan/Fletchlight
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 14h
Like. Yes hes a chonk but even for a rat he it's very fluffy. He's got a really thick coat
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 14h
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 14h
Hes doing pretty good. Mostly snoozed. Sat on my lap when I was watching tv earlier. Briefly interacted with the new guys , they were curious and climbed up the inside of their cage while he climbed the outside (hes in the top cage) Only took one pic. Where hes curled up like a croissant
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 16h
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
french, my weakness 😐 #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlam
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 23h
Austin Creed makes life hard for AEW's lawyers
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19h
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 18h
Amazing. Almost the same gif tol
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 19h
Your favourite tag team's favourite tag team
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Bottom: Holy - Rik Mayall & Ade Edmondson Slapstick
Alt: Bottom: Holy - Rik Mayall & Ade Edmondson Slapstick
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Raven (they/them) @frequencyofcats.bsky.social · 19h
Update on Luna - I don't think I can fit more stickers, although maybe... So much for trying to not be perceived.
The back of a white Prius covered in bumper stickers.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 19h
Same scene except I feel like the ship that hit Vaders star destroyer as it was trying to flee Also god that film was good. Especially the final third
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 20h
Ew, getting Shen Yun ads on YouTube again
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 20h
We stan a bisexual gargoyle!
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Late to sharing this but I literally think about this once a day 🤠♥️✨
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 20h
How I arrived on BlueSky.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 22h
First use. Basic coffee stirrer ladder Turns out sprue clippers work just fine on wooden stirrers
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
Ive got a new toy for scenery making :) #nerdlings
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
Share a fictional character you wouldn't want to fuck with OMARS COMIN! *Distant whistling of the farmer in the dell*
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Omar Coming
ALT: Omar Coming
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
"Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks"
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
adults who spent their youth fighting in the playground over whether or not Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon had the better shows reading this news
a grizzled war veteran finds out peace had been declared after thirty years, wondering what it was all for
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
Out of respect for the royal family I will not divulge the specifics. Some day it was Ligma balls, Ligma Balls Charles. With the royal physician informing the future king his mother had died of Ligma
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NO...
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Malört & Savior - On The Day It Finally Happens
YouTube video by Malört and Savior
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
youre all incorrect. it was "Ligma Balls" two and a half times.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also id have a womens travelling title too. It was so fucking cool when Willow defended the TBS title on an EVE show. And I don't think an AEW belt has been defended in stardom
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kinda like the old stardom SWA World title, which couldn't be challenged for by someone from the same country. Perhaps couldn't be challenged for by someone in the same promotion (coincidentally, 3 holders of the SWA Belt have gone on to be AEW Womens world champ)
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm tempted to write up my notes on "What I would do with the AEW belts" but its mostly the mess that is the international title (And then national title)
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its what the International /all atlantic title shouldve been all along. I thought they were going to give it to Pac and he was going to take across the British Indies, then give it to Orange cassidy and have him tour the US indies. Occaisionally drop it to someone unsigned then have them on TV
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 05/10/2026
None of you are ever allowed to have imposter syndrome again. You hear me? YOU. YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW. Everything you have ever done, everything you have yet to do, has more beauty and worth than any single infinitesimal thing David Zaslav will do in his life. He will die forgotten. You won’t.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bet he won the fight tho
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✨MARANDA✨ @randanopterix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So polite!
Artistic depiction of Speedball Mike Bailey putting that French TV host in a half Boston Crab. Speedball grins charmingly at the camera.
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Alex @slymcfly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Speedball is doing media in france today? Ohh let's see what he's up to SPEEDBALL WHAT ARE YOU #AEW
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big beardy men slapping meat!
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me when Ospreay pinned Omega at Wembley #Isaidniceone
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Yeah, Nice One Bruv: Man on Phone in Bathroom
ALT: Yeah, Nice One Bruv: Man on Phone in Bathroom
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@mademarionny.bsky.social I think ive peaked with this
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