Kiven @boldslugger.com · 16/09/2026This is pure hating. You try tattooing your own back and see if it looks any better smh 020
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 16/09/2026I interviewed for a growth position at Revolut a couple of years ago. They asked if I had questions for them, I said yes. The HR person sighed deeply and said “so you’ve heard about us,” and that was a big enough 🚩 for me to decline the next interview. 010
Reposted by KivenJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979531450
Reposted by KivenHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026icymi, we’re making a magazine, and assuming we win a series of pitched battles with the Haint you’ll be able to buy it on Monday 🥃 🐢 🏈 channel-6.ghost.io/introducing-...channel-6.ghost.ioINTRODUCING TURFMAN'S COLLEGE FOOT-BALL PREVIEW ALMANACOur very own college football preview magazine drops Monday, August 10. The name of this magazine is Turfman's College Foot-ball Preview Almanac. 67411
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 30/07/2026It’s real easy to just not be a dick on the internet. And yet, 080
Reposted by KivenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy. 9696102
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 09/07/2026lol 30s before the second, this one might end 4-0 and Morocco is really good smh 000
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 09/07/2026Trying to defend France with the bus in any state other than Firmly Parked is terrifying 000
Reposted by KivenHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 26/06/2026richard linklater’s entire filmography 28410
Reposted by KivenEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102052676
Reposted by KivenDr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 15/04/2026OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay 120111864070
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 14/04/2026If you guys think this Geese story is scandalous (I don’t), wait until you find out how much AI UGC populates the algorithms. Yes that’s a dystopian concept, and yes it’s a big reason I’m leaving tech marketing. 000
Reposted by Kivenalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026this is art 602356526
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 09/04/2026@netw3rk.bsky.social re: the pod Everest story: I saw at least 5 guys have meltdowns because a porter in flip flops asked them to step aside so they could go past. They were furious that a poor kid in sandals could hike faster than them while carrying gear. 000
Reposted by KivenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/03/2026 101242167
Reposted by Kiventhe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country 14791882436
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 18/03/2026He’s basically calling himself the dumbest man alive, which tracks 000
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 17/03/2026“Thousands of people telling me I suck made me $1,500” isn’t a brag (and probably explains social media brain) 0100
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 13/03/2026“We’re not the kind of stupid that you say, we’re a different, bigger kind of stupid. Checkmate!” 000
Reposted by KivenBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 06/03/2026I care about ballet and opera a lot more than I care about Timothee Chalamet, but I will always maintain a baseline level of respect for a man who convinced the world for like three straight years that the height of glamor is to look like a pixie that's six months late on its Mustang payments 625223
Reposted by KivenGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946. 194107083232
Reposted by KivenPascal Jacquemain @jacquep.bsky.social · 03/03/2026From the French equivalent of The Onion Seeking revenge, Dubai parachutes 3000 influencers on Tehran. 9705178
Reposted by KivenBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 18/02/2026Since the troll column seems to have worked: The very very very very very very very obvious question is not "why hasn't the left embraced AI" but "why has the right so eagerly embraced a tech product built on theft, sold by fraud, and optimized for abuse and misinformation" 14516126
Reposted by KivenBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 04/02/2026Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests 411192765564
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 26/01/2026It wasn’t good, but after the first 2.5 quarters the weather gods decided we needed something different and I don’t fault them for trying 030
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 23/01/2026Quote with a gif that shows where you’re from (not a lot of options for this)media.tenor.coma cartoon man is sitting at a table with hamburgers and french fries and says uh upstate new yorkALT: a cartoon man is sitting at a table with hamburgers and french fries and says uh upstate new york 010
Reposted by KivenAdam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast. But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.youtu.beWeekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 11550256
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 21/01/2026A fun game to play on the timeline right now is “wait, did Terry Pegula or Donald Trump say that bullshit?” 000
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 21/01/2026Don’t laugh, Ted Cruzs only only do this when they’re cowardly and pathetic 010
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 30/12/2025Keir Starmer isn’t polling well because he’s governing like Sunak and BoJo. It’s not hard, Matt! 000
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 25/12/2025Loved this from Steve Kerr, and his appreciation for being a fading dynasty www.espn.co.uk/nba/story/_/...espn.co.ukKerr settles Draymond beef: 'Not my finest hour'In a remarkable 15-minute media session Wednesday, Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr took responsibility for his argument with Draymond Green that caused the forward to leave the bench in the mid... 000
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 23/12/2025There are a lot of benefits to moving to the UK from the US. Given my level of football consumption, not being subjected to this guy is one of biggest. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comMonster of 2025: US Soccer commentator Alexi LalasThe fiery Fox Sports pundit might make you turn off the 2026 World Cup. 000
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 19/12/2025Not totally the point, but Matt saying “I advocate for modern dems doing what they’re already doing because they’re doing it” is some circular, sycophantic nonsense. 040
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 17/12/2025I read a while back that no country had gone from majority white to plurality white without heavy state violence, and I think about that a lot. 100
Kiven @boldslugger.com · 15/12/2025Putting together an outreach list for a client and the saddest shit imaginable is the SF tech bro on X with a Studio Ghibli avi, 2k posts about AI, and 60 followers. Even the bots don't like you, my guy. 100
Reposted by KivenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money 261409226
