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Bj√∂rn ~ Bumping through life, coding stuff; occasionally entertaining the innocent ~ Reader Advisory: German, cogito ergo sum ~ Ich bin ein Polynomial! 🐻 Migrated […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@boki, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Bodil @bodil.lol · 11h
A gentle reminder that unsourced news stories are usually bullshit, even when they play to your biases about the Nazis all being Russian bots.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17h
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
625 New Cosy Crime Novels for Autumn! (My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com)
Title: 625 new cosy crime novels for autumn! (pick one option from each column) 

Column 1: (one option) The.

Column 2: (five options) Chipping-Sodbury, Bishop's Stortford, Kirkby Stephen, Saffron Walden, Melton Mowbray. 

Column 3: (five options) Retired Librarians', Parish Council,Lawn Bowlers', Pub Regulars', Women's Institute.

Column 4: (five options) Murder, Burglary, Littering, Bigamy, Poisoning. 

Column 5: (five options) Investigation Society, Revenge Guild, Detection League, Punishment Club, Inspection Unit.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] #pastpuzzle 603 🟩🟥🟨🟨 (+221) 🟩🟨🟨🟥 (-168) 🟩🟩🟨🟥 (-78) 🟩🟩🟥🟩 (-50) x/4 🟥 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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bewitchedmind @bewitchedmind.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Timelinefund + BBesch
Zwei Fotos einer Szene in einem Vorgarten, kurz hintereinander aufgenommen. Bild 1: Eine schwarze Katze steht einer aufblasbaren Halloween-Deko in Form einer etwa viermal so großen schwarzen Katze gegenüber, es sieht aus, als ob sie Beef haben. Bild 2: Die Katze sitzt triumphierend auf der nun platten Deko-Katze.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
…
More silence

"Professor?"
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] Looks like I didn’t pay attention 🙂 #pastpuzzle 602 🟥🟥🟨🟩 (+20) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-2) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 3/4 🥉 www.pastpuzzle.de
pastpuzzle.de
Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Adron 🤘🏻 @adron.metalhead.club.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
I'm not sure about everybody else. But having an "AI Bot" that attempts to sound human - EVEN WHEN SELF-IDENTIFYING AS AN AI - is the absolute worst red flag you can put forward when attempting to recruit me or follow up with me about anything. Just don't have robots call me. Any other method […]
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Björn Ottosson - making Island Architect @bottosson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I made it possible to make sloped walls in my relaxing building game 🌳🏡Island architect🏡🌳 Starting to really feel like the buildings system is coming together, with a good balance of flexibility and it just doing the sensible thing for you. #gamedev #indiegamedev #indiegame #cozygames
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Coldstuff Ice-Cream, located at 97 Main Street, told customers in no uncertain terms to stop yelling at their staff, pointing out that most of them are teenagers working their first job and that mistakes come with the territory. No corporate language, no […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I asked it before I ask it again: why is the color of fashion dark in the dark time of the year?
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
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pastpuzzle.de
Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Dr. Victoria Grinberg @vicgrinberg.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
The world is what it is, so I went bouldering to focus on my body and the bathroom of my bouldering gym had a good reminder..
Poster saying "the best climber is the one with the biggest smile"
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Alex McLean @yaxu.post.lurk.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I've been wondering, what if we think about LLMs as a solution rather than a problem? like, there are problems with LLMs, but consumers are paying for them because they genuinely solve problems. Maybe it's better to focus on the problems they're solving? The kinds of problems I'm thinking about […]
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
As we join the great theoretical scientist, he is deep in thought. So still, quiet and focused that he might almost be asleep. But inside that brilliant mind, what new idea is forming? What certainty is being meticulously interrogated? What ingenious theory is ready to change our world forever? (the scientist snores lightly) Ah, it seems he actually is asleep. And that's fine. Science is hard and not every day can be a success. We will come back another time.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] #pastpuzzle 598 🟩🟩🟥🟥 (-64) 🟩🟩🟥🟥 (-23) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-2) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) 4/4 🟩 www.pastpuzzle.de
pastpuzzle.de
Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism
Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism
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lea @lea.ordinary.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
If you/your project is affected by DigitalOcean stopping their OSS credits program, please shoot me a PM immediately. Might be able to help. Boosts for visibility would be appreciated. #foss #linux
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] Now that was a lucky guess 😳 #pastpuzzle 597 🟩🟨🟥🟩 (+80) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 2/4 🥈 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Jens Jäger @jensjot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
So frustrating to see how many people write angry comments under this highly relevant post on AI & copyright — rather than participating in the consultation where this kind of comment would matter. Yelling at the social media team won’t change a thing. Those 23 comments in the first 30 minutes […]
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
This is a good reminder that if you buy a used CPU (or entire computer) one of the things you should be doing right away is wiping the TPM. For CPUs it's because of the rise of so-called firmware TPMs on board and it's usually always safe to do so, given you're essentially making a new build […]
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Hm, did Deezer get rid of its Flow feature?
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J Lam 👩🏻‍🎨 @kangaroo5383.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I think I’ve finally pinpointed my extreme discomfort with the American branded aggression. In looking at the fear mongering around China, an interesting pattern emerges once you started looking into the facts. TLDR: Since the PRC, China has initiated 0 […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
CFR notes that China "has not invaded any
nation since Vietnam in 1979", which is a useful
shorthand for exactly the distinction you're
getting at.
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Council on Foreign Relations
And there's an interesting historical wrinkle: the
1979 Vietnam war itself was partly a response
to Vietnam's invasion of Cambodia, so if you
make your criterion even stricter-China must
initiate an invasion without responding to
another country's invasion of a third country-
then the answer becomes basically no clear
example for the PRC since 1949.
That's a pretty striking distinction from the US,
which has conducted numerous post-1945
wars/interventions that weren't responses to
another state's invasion of the US or its territory.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I installed the Reddit app due to them ending RSS feeds and boy is it a pain to read a feed list in there 😱
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Njörd resting his well deserved Sunday morning rest #CatsOfMastondon #cats
A black and white cat loafing on a brown blanket. In the background is a window revealing a sunny blue sky.
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Simon Willison @simon.fedi.simonwillison.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Just published this post about how we’re going to need default hard budget caps on pretty much everything simonwillison.net/2026/Oct/3/defaul…
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We’re going to need default hard budget caps on pretty much everything
Here’s a product feature which the world is going to need a whole lot more of over the coming months and years: default hard budget caps. I’m talking about the …
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Reginald @raganwald.social.bau-ha.us.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Fuse, n., business jargon: A person who is accountable for the outcome but has no authority over the process. Their purpose is to be fired and replaced with another fuse when something goes wrong, protecting managers who have authority over the process from being held accountable for its […]
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廃墟猫 🐈🌈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @haikyoneko.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Sniff sniff
A Norwegian forest cat sniffing the camera.
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] No education was harmed while solving this puzzle #pastpuzzle 595 🟩🟨🟩🟥 (+202) 🟩🟥🟩🟩 (+500) 🟩🟥🟩🟩 (+100) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) 4/4 🟩 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Ja, das ist, was man braucht: Konkurrenz.
Screenshot eines Email Titels: „Beliebter Job - schließ dich über 40 Bewerbern ab“
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mel @daemonicusprince.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
more from lake at sunset, some hypnotic ripples, a bit low rez since I had to zoom in quite a bit and phone camera doesn't do great with zooms, but it did give a glimpse of the magic, like an animated pastel painting, and somewhat reminiscent of Studio Ghibli's […] [Original post on meow.social]
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] #pastpuzzle 594 🟩🟩🟥🟥 (+5) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-4) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-2) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) 4/4 🟩 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
[Past Puzzle] These guesses were not even educated 🙂 #pastpuzzle 593 🟩🟨🟥🟨 (-218) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 2/4 🥈 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
[Past Puzzel] Educated guesswork 👍🤘 #pastpuzzle 592 🟩🟩🟨🟥 (+8) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 2/4 🥈 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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inpc @inpc.go.mxtthxw.art.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
An internet router with antennae that makes it look like a spider, its hung up in the top corner of a room to look more spidery
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
[Past Puzzle] Thick finger submitted the third guess and got concussed so reused the wrong third digit in the final guess 🙂 #pastpuzzle 591 🟩🟥🟨🟨 (+409) 🟩🟨🟥🟩 (+190) 🟥🟥🟥🟨 (-1353) 🟩🟩🟥🟩 (-10) x/4 🟥 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Feeding cats is nothing like in the commercials: either the commercials lie* or my three tuxedos are very picky eaters. * shocking, I know #cats
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Anne Wizorek @marthadear.zirk.us.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
spahn verzichtet nun also auf seinen sitz im haushaltsausschuss mit der begründung „alles rund um meine person ist aktuell so politisiert, dass ein normales arbeiten kaum möglich sein wird“. ja und wessen schuld ist das, hm?!? aber nee, lass mal ruhig wieder die anderen dafür framen. alterrrr […]
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2 Spoopy 4 You @jcrabapple.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
People like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are not geniuses. They're just evil morons who have been able to take advantage of a system built by and for evil morons. We need to rebuild a society where these idiots cannot get money and power.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
[Past Puzzle] Guessing works well at times 🙂 #pastpuzzle 590 🟩🟩🟥🟥 (-23) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-1) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (+1) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) 4/4 🟩 www.pastpuzzle.de
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I need to improve the CSS for the dark theme on my blog.
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björn @boki.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: littleone.littlefedi.social/@stefan… For some reason this is my most anticipated software release in recent time. I cannot wait 💜 🤘
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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