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He/Him, 26, postcolonial Marxist-Leninist-MZT, Yakubian Homuculus, Smoker's Rights Activist, Amalek People's Liberation Army officer for Sephiroth posting ☭🇵🇸 @Varufarnah on Twitter Follow me there if you want to see some real Third World Maoism moments.

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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 29m
I saw some people still honestly claim that the average Russian was happy about the dissolution of the Soviet Union, so I just want to remind everyone that whenever someone celebrates "the fall of communism", they celebrate Russia and Eastern Europe becoming a Disney Land for rich pedophiles.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 51m
Lore accurate ultrasound of me, btw.
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@Neccccy
This is an Islam baby !!

*Image (probably AI generated) of a baby in the womb wearing Taqiyah, having a majestic beard, while reading the Quran and having a stock-less AK by his side.*
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 17h
This right here is literally me, if you even care.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 17h
This right here is literally me, if you even care.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 1h
99.99% of Germans give the rest a bad name.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 1h
An old historical joke about South Korea: Your destiny is to be obliterated by a North Korean Hwasong-12 missile!
방구석
@quiet_corner26
Translated from Korean

An Old Historical Joke About Judging China

If you want to see Tang Dynasty culture, go to 🇯🇵 Japan  
If you want to see Song Dynasty culture, go to 🇻🇳 Vietnam  
If you want to see Ming Dynasty culture, go to 🇰🇷 Korea  
If you want to see Yuan Dynasty culture, go to 🇲🇳 Mongolia  
If you want to see the Mao Zedong era, go to 🇰🇵 North Korea  

There's nothing left in China now lol
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 14h
I saw some Zionists on here with "You don't have to wait a year" or "You don't have to wait a minute before" in their bio before. In case you ever encounter those phrases or any variation of them on here and don't know what that means, they are a referencing this Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi speech:
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 14h
I saw some Zionists on here with "You don't have to wait a year" or "You don't have to wait a minute before" in their bio before. In case you ever encounter those phrases or any variation of them on here and don't know what that means, they are a referencing this Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi speech:
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 1h
Does anyone else think that the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem sort of looks like Ryan Gosling in this photo?
Haj Mohammed Amin al-Husseini, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Palestine from 1921 to 1937Ryan Gosling
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 2h
YOU GOT BANNED BECAUSE YOU USED THE N-WORD

I GOT BANNED BECAUSE I ASKED TOO MANY IDF SOLDIERS IF THE SEMEN EXTRACTION UNIT REACHED THEIR FALLEN COMRADES IN TIME 

WE ARE NOT THE SAME
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 3h
how the news perceives age:

19 year-old IDF soldier: little, drooling child

5 year-old Palestinian child: Muscular man, with a bear and receding hairline
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 11h
This is a new article in the British Medical Journal. The article brings together evidence of sexual violence against Palestinians, including rape, sexual torture, genital injuries, sexual abuse of CHILDREN, and sexual humiliation by Israeli forces. www.bmj.com/content/395/...
bmj.com
Sexual violence against Palestinians
Reports across multiple settings show patterns of conflict related sexual violence against Palestinian people Content warning: This article contains descriptions of sexual violence and abuse that re...
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 11h
Either my own cinema or library, and if something remains of the $25M, then probably an expensive watch, either a Cartier Tank or a Jaeger‑LeCoultre Reverso.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 12h
TL;DR: "Optical camouflage," like in Ghost in the Shell, would have been really useful during WWI and WWII; modern aerial combat isn't like it was in WWI or WWII; pilots rely on their ELINT rather than sight; and 2026 Africa would own 1939 Europe as hard as 1939 Europe would own a Bronze Age army.
This whole discussion, as well as Musk's posts that current stealth technology is not worth the technical constraints due to the planes not actually being invisible, sort of reminds me that most people are not knowledgeable on aerial combat the way they may have picked up some trivia about ground combat.

You don't need to be an expert, but you should know that modern dock fights look vastly different from when the Red Baron flew through the skies back during WWI.

The reason why Manfred von Richthofen, aka the Red Baron, used to be so successful is because he only shot in the last second, thus not giving his position away before he was sure he could take them down. This used to work because back in the day, a pilot had to rely on his own senses to detect enemies.

Nowadays, fighter pilots rely on their ELINT (electronic intelligence) to detect passive radio emissions long before either pilot is remotely able to see each other.
It is infinitely more important for a fighter jet to be hard to detect on a 2-16 gigahertz spectrum, rather than to be hard to see. Something like Ghost in the Shell-style optical camo is used in sci-fi stories because it is cool to look at, but practically speaking, it would probably not help that much against a missile tracking the heat signature of your engine.

The technological gap in aerial combat is more vast than in almost anything else; there is a chance that a ground army with WWII-era weapons could ever fight another army with modern weapons to a standstill, or at least, put up a decent fight; there is no chance of that ever happening with fighter jets; the gap would be more comparable to a WWII army fighting an army from the Bronze Age, rather than a peer adversary.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 13h
If every artist is in the mood to gender-bend and just has to gender-bend a blond-haired male character, then can you please pick Vaike from Fire Emblem: Awakening? I think you have the chance to really cook here, but please don't add "foid" to her name or anything cringe like that.
Kozaki Yuusuke, Fire Emblem: Kakusei Artbook, Fire Emblem: Awakening: Vaike
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David William with a 'This IS my costume' pin @nrvscrcts.bsky.social · 15h
Reposting one of the most powerful photos I've ever seen with alt text.
A Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 14h
If you ever think you saw me delete a post just for the purpose of correcting a typo and reposting it, no, you haven't. There never was any other post before, I don't make any typos ever, not even when I am tired, and you are just having a déjà vu again.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 18h
Question at @cyberstalin.bsky.social: Is it true that they refuse to give you a teacher's license/take it away from you if you ever made a typo on here? Not that I ever made one; I am just asking purely hypothetically and for a friend, of course.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 18h
I have decided to abandon dialectical materialism and embrace epistemological solipsism instead, because none of you mfs could actually be real existing people.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 18h
Everyone always wants to live in Omelas until they find out that they are the ones who are supposed to go into the dark, dirty room.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 18h
I smoked that kush that lets you speak with the Pharaohs of Egypt, and they revealed to me that society was just a pyramid scheme all along.
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brad willingly entered the warp drive @bradicality.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
IRGC Megamind: no interceptors?
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 19h
If this is a real car, which I really doubt, then unfortunately, there would still be zero real opportunities to actually use that gimmick in real life because infrastructure has been built with regular cars in mind, and there is no tangible benefit to adding more over-the-head slopes to the city.
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AIPAC Tracker @trackaipac.com · 15/10/2026
Israeli firm spied on internet users through a sprawling network of zero-click online ads that it used to track targets and help hack their devices.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 21h
For any white and/or Jewish Socialists™, reading Said, Fanon, and J. Sakai is way more important than reading Marx, Engels, or Lenin. Otherwise, you will get a movement solely dedicated to the distribution of super profits inside the imperial core at best, and ‘Hilltop Girls’ kibbutznikim at worst.
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Common Dreams @commondreams.org · 15/10/2026
"If she was Israeli, this image would be front-page news," said one observer.
commondreams.org
Israeli Strike Burns Gaza Mother Alive in Front of Toddler—'Without Generating Any Headlines'
"If she was Israeli, this image would be front-page news," said one observer.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Personally, I am in favor to Clockwork Orange every piece of shit that supports capital punishment but does not want to see its execution.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I understand why many of you are confused by this image since you probably remember her differently, but the woman pictured is actually Madeleine Albright. Hope that helps.
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
ALL Art Is Political When You Live In A Genocidal Dystopia During a speech at the Las Vegas Sphere, Metallica frontman James Hetfield took aim at artists like Macklemore for making political statements about the genocide in Gaza during their concerts. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/all-art-is...
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ALL Art Is Political When You Live In A Genocidal Dystopia
Video reading by Tim Foley:
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Something tells me that this is more about Friends of the IDF rather than any Palestinian desperately struggling to survive.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All of us need to become more Dutch in that regard (but only in that regard.)
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Talk With Saul @talkwithsaul.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
At this point, I genuinely have to ask, do the Burgers know about the presidential cabinets of the Weimar Republic? I mean, it sort of is an important point that the Weimar Republic was not exactly a flourishing democracy due to Hindenburg constantly invoking Article 48 to bypass the parliament.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One of the very few good things about "Israelis" is that they sort of act like a mirror to whiteness through which other white people can see themselves and realize how they actually come off to others.
Netta

32 · Woman · Bisexual
19 miles away
3 shared desires

"Israeli visiting NYC. Very into the idea of meeting pro-Palestine partners who'd enjoy turning that tension into something physical, playful, and consensually humiliating."
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This post was fact checked by real revolutionary Bolsheviks.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love to see my daughter is still getting the appreciation she deserves. :)
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All the people that feign concern for women's rights and LGBTQ rights in Palestine really want you to forget about Shoshana Strook and the child-rape rituals in "Israel" that her death brought to public attention (as conversion therapy in her case.)
Israel Hayom article:

Bottom of darkness': Children raped in ritual ceremonies expose the horrors

Multiple women recount organized abuse including ritual ceremonies conducted by people they knew, even close family members – after months of interviews with victims, their families, treatment professionals and experts in Israel and abroad, a disturbing picture emerges with descriptions difficult to read.
by  Noam Barkan
Published on  04-23-2025 06:00
Last modified: 04-23-2025 13:25

"I suffered painful sodomy, truly felt like I was splitting in two. It's a terrible experience, but there's something about these things, perhaps in their strangeness, that's like... maybe the hardest component is that if you tell people about these things, they'll think you're crazy. I remember many types of severe sexual abuse, but there's something about these ritualistic abuses that makes them the bottom of darkness."In direct words and with a clear voice, Emunah (pseudonym, like all victims' names in this article) describes the severe abuse she allegedly experienced in her childhood. Organized sexual abuse that included "ceremonies" with supposed religious significance. Horrifying ceremonies in which religious people, some from her own family, sacrificed her as an offering for spiritual transcendence or redemption.

Emunah is not alone. More than ten women between the ages of 20-45 with whom we spoke describe a severe phenomenon raising serious concern that in Israel, like many countries worldwide, organized sexual abuse of children is occurring right under everyone's nose.

"Perhaps the world knows that rape occurs, that incest exists, but this the world doesn't know," Emunah said. "These acts have been kept secret for years, perhaps because of their insanity... it was always very, very strange. As if there was an internal logic, but it was so crazy... very strange things happen there, normalized in a ritualistic and orderly manner. There's a specific time, there's when to say this verse and when to say that verse, there's an order as if things are supposed to be done this way..."

Each woman we interviewed during our investigation has a different life story. They come from different areas of the country, from north to south. Each is at a different place in her life. Some are students, others work and manage careers and family lives, and there are also young women barely surviving, clinging to life by their fingernails.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🙅‍♀️⏳️💢👪
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There also was “The civilians in Gaza are not innocent,” also by Jüdische Allgemeine, courtesy of Tobias Huch.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I, too, am a survivor of Shawarma law. SUBSCRIBE to keep it alive. ✊️😔
The Iranian
@JustAnIranianIr

Born & raised in Iran 30+ years.
Sharia law survivor.
Documenting what they try to silence
SUBSCRIBE to keep it alive.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, youre competing with President of the United States for girls your age 💀💀
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Shout-out to my one grandma who visited “Israel” in the 1960s once, saw how utterly disgusting that society is, decided against moving there, abandoned Zionism, and became a lifelong pro-Palestine advocate after that.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Animated Character Dies From Cringe Meme
Alt: Animated Character *Dies From Cringe* Meme
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fucking auto correction.
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
POV: You are an "Israeli" soldier in Lebanon, and you realize that you are about to end up in a Brazilian phonk edit.
Gigachad FPV drone approaching you
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
MBS:

LISTEN UP, HOUTHIS

I'M ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING SORRY
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/10/2026
Very interesting brief which paints a picture of an Israeli security mindset which is far more volatile, unstable and erratic than S. Africa's ever was.
inss.org.il
The "New" National Security Concept: Conceptualization and Questions for Discussion | INSS
Principles of the Emerging "New" Concept The following principles can be inferred from the security policy now being implemented (they represent a subjective, theoretical interpretation): Primacy of J...
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“How do you know that Israel really is as bad as everyone says it is? For all you know, you too could be falling for propaganda!” Meanwhile, the least disturbing segment in “Israeli” media be like:
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am an artist from Israel, and this is my art:
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Lorem ipsum @bohemiancomedy999.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think I already mentioned multiple times that neither AOCIA nor Mossad Mamdani are your friends, or in any shape or form, a "success" for The Left™. Anyway, do you guys want to hear my opinion on the Dubai landlord "leftist" (lol)?
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