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Bodega, Inc.

@bodegainc.bsky.social

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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Collective punishment, even. What I’m trying to say is that I have a lot of opunions. Banner designed by @moxiest.art Avatar drawn by @heyheymomo

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 6h

Beetle Moses sleeps clothed in A Comics Menagerie tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 9h

I’d be well full after eating all of that.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 12h

Na.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 18h

“I know how that feels, Luigi.”

N64 GoldenEye 007’s packaging artwork. It infamous has a photograph of James Bond holding his Walter PPK in his right hand, in front of his face, with the gap between his fingers accidentally looking like a weird extension of his lips.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shoutout to my limbo bar. It’s been with me throughout the lowest points in my life.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She does look slightly Harley Quinn styled, so it makes it more likely.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Heh…secret…labs.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Time for Twoke.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why is it called AI psychosis and not Grokholm Syndrome?

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don’t Look Back In Hanger - Phoasis.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The word “us” reinvented the we’all.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wow, doxxing the President’s mobile number…do better.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Might as well join the #bandwagon. Possibly my 9 favourite albums of all time, without studying my entire CD collection, that is.

9 of possibly my favourite albums of all time.

I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love by My Chemical Romance

Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac

If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power by Halsey

Halcyon by Ellie Goulding

Grace Under Pressure by Rush

Alive or Just Breathing by Killswitch Engage

Every House We Built by Exploring Birdsong

Tangled Up by Girls Aloud

Sing the Sorrow by AFI

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wooooooo

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me: I don’t have anything to prove, especially to you. My boss: This is why I’m firing you from my bakery.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Black History Month 2:

A newsletter from Bookshop.org. It’s titled “Bllack History Month Reading”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Any decent lobotomist will throw in a free haircut.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At Ned Flanders’ Leftorium, the customer isn’t always right.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh no, my pumpkin is full of cum again. Spooky.

A Halloween Party playlist composed by Apple Music. Its display artwork looks like a glowing pumpkin barfing our white fluid for some reason.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yea…I’m what they call a bad bitch. 😏 Truly the worst at being a bitch. Cannot be overstated. An absolute embarrassment to the bitch community. They all hate me there.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Even Ellie Goulding’s album from September has a song called Nobody Dances.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My favourite part about YouTube essays is when they keep saying “more on that later” and “but I’m getting ahead of myself”. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Lassagne is the ultimate girl dinner.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Doctors don’t want you to see this: *posts photograph of every doctor being given a wedgie*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People should mask more.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Simon says no-one is really listening to him. They’re only using him for entertainment. Simon says his tears aren’t acknowledged and that he doesn’t know who his friends truly are.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me: I hate it when I get my socks wet. My socks: Wow, so socks aren’t allowed to be horny? Fuck you

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Going into the a-ha pencil drawn universe with a secret eraser smuggled in my pocket and rubbing his dick away.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sorry dog ate it. lowering to $50 if you can get it out

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

onkyo knob — $100

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fun fact: Jesus’s middle initial H is for Hulk.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Person’s whose entire personality is not wanting to be eaten by a Komodo dragon…such a turn off. 😒😒😒

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Starting a seafood restaurant called “Your moment of clam”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry I missed your call, I was too busy not wanting to answer it.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I bet it'd feel so good having your decapitated head unceremoniously slide down your killer's spear as a sign of their successful raiding of your castle.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*watches spectral plane fly into spectral twin tower*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You never hear about the people that are married to their job having fucked up job divorces.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gimli: Are you sure we need these inexperienced hobbits joining the fellowship? Elrond: Of course. The more…the Merry-er.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s 2026. Time to stop worrying about your gut health and instead focus on your gut WEALTH! *starts shitting out quarters painfully*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Their aura…it’s too strong.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How dare you assume I know fuck about shit.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nothing worse than someone who makes being alive their whole-ass personality.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Making love is like being a bus passenger. You need to learn when to get off at the appropriate time and place, and say thank you when doing so.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A Rowan Atkinson stoner comedy...Baked Bean.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Such a great pull.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me: I must have heat vision, because you’re looking hot as hell. My crush: OH MY GOD MY FLESH AHHHHHHHHH

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One big boob. One small boob. Identitty Crisis.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love cozy games. *has panic attack being unable to tend to all my crops, livestock, bills, my energy bar and entire town worth of romances*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ranking the best methods of rating things.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The age old question: how aged is this old whiskey?