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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses.

J. L. Westover holding a magazine entitled Gigantic Asses.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“I know how that feels, Luigi.”

N64 GoldenEye 007’s packaging artwork. It infamous has a photograph of James Bond holding his Walter PPK in his right hand, in front of his face, with the gap between his fingers accidentally looking like a weird extension of his lips.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Might as well join the #bandwagon. Possibly my 9 favourite albums of all time, without studying my entire CD collection, that is.

9 of possibly my favourite albums of all time.

I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love by My Chemical Romance

Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac

If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power by Halsey

Halcyon by Ellie Goulding

Grace Under Pressure by Rush

Alive or Just Breathing by Killswitch Engage

Every House We Built by Exploring Birdsong

Tangled Up by Girls Aloud

Sing the Sorrow by AFI

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh no, my pumpkin is full of cum again. Spooky.

A Halloween Party playlist composed by Apple Music. Its display artwork looks like a glowing pumpkin barfing our white fluid for some reason.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fake gamer. She doesn’t even have stink lines. SMH.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Christians discovering the anal loophole.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This guy…not a great Uncle, I tell ya.

Hitler may have murdered his niece, new evidence suggests
Historian casts doubts on Nazi leader's alibi over gunshot death of Geli Raubal, 23, in 1931

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not that I've played it, but I know the 3DS version took inspiration from the key art when designing the characters.

A screenshot of adult link in Ocarina of Time 3DS. Pointy eared fella, wearing a green tunic, gloves, sword and shield on his back.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me: Blink if you love me. ☺️ Her:

A screenshot from the documentary “You Can See Everything”. Elizabeth Holmes in is frame looking at Nathan Fielder, and she seemingly doesn’t blink at all.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

McDonald’s: What’s the most important part of designing a good takeaway coffee lid? Designer: 100% the clitoris. It’s essential. McDonald’s: ??? Okay?

A photograph of a takeaway cup of coffee on a brick wall. It has a protruding piece at the top covering the “breather” hole until it bent out of the way.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Logically, they had to be mjjiified.

A bear themed mofusand, a cat wearing a bear suit; their eyes have been edited to look like the classic mjjii crying cat style.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yeah, I support data centres. So what?

A screenshot of the android character Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. In this image his chest panel is open, showing a rotary phone inside, which he has answered.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Disney’s lawyers originally trying to dissuade the public from using him:

A screenshot of Homer Simpson looking at a piece of paper that says “Do Not Touch - Willie”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Should bollards be circumcised or nah?

A black bollard. Its tip is reminiscent of a slightly retracted foreskin.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Set a timer to remind me when to doubt myself.

A screenshot of the Apple “Clock” app’s Timer feature. It shows “0 secs” as the selected countdown amount for when the alarm should ring.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It's so annoying asking your best friend, who's a world famous popstar, that's only really seriously watched one television show what they think of this new piece of media that you've played for them:

Ariane Grande's lyrics "it's like supernatural" from her song "supernatural".

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The position is called sleeping next to your mother.

A “Gulf Coast News” YouTube channel upload titled “Naples woman discovers sleep position linked to multiple strokes”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This is how I advertise my chiropractor side hustle.

A YouTube video thumbnail from the channel “Book Chair Studio”. It’s titled “Warped Paperback Spine? Here's the Fix!” and the image shows a paperback spine before and after the warp is straightened.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It’s gone. So glad water and energy was used to generate a shitty image that the owner was too cowardly to keep around for longer than 5 minutes. I bet their alt text was mostly what they prompted, too.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

When your husband has drunk too much.

A screenshot that says “The home hub has stopped responding”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Wonderful label name for most of their stuff, too.

A truncated screenshot of Die Spitz’s The Revenge of Evangeline EP. It’s released via “poop butt records”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Heinz product team: But how do we make our ketchup sound cooler? Heinz pervert: I have just the name.

A bottle of mystery colour Heinz EZ SQUIRT.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Nintendo: In celebration of our speedrunning community, we have decided to update the name of one of our classic Zelda games. We hope you enjoy!

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The recent Bristol “Gromit Unleashed 3” statue hunt was so fun, too.

A Gromit (of Wallace and Gromit fame [he’s a dog character]) brought to life as a big statue. This variant is covered in disco ball pieces, and on the body the disco ball pieces are multi-coloured in a diamond shape pattern to imitate a jumper design. He’s named “Bobby Dazzler”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Who the hell needs credit? Or dollars?

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I’ve recently signed up for a year’s worth of his Patreon to help out. Do you know if the associated Discord is meant to be working or not? It’s not showing any channels on there on my end, just the name of the server. I don’t know if I need approving or something.

A blank Discord server titled “Siavash Amini's Patreon Community”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I’d argue that CEOs are muppets.

muppet
noun British English informal, derogatory an incompetent or foolish person.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Don’t forget that they always use the wrong crying emoji like my mum did the other day when announcing our cat died.

A text message that says:

“I’ve got some very sad news 💔
Monkey passed away last night. 🥹😥“

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Ironic. Lick isn’t affected by snatch. But all of the snatches I know are affected by lick.

A screenshot of information about the Pokémon move “Lick”:

Type: Ghost
Category: Physical
PP: 30 (Max 48)
Power: 30
Accuracy: 100%
• Makes contact
• Affected by Protect
• Not affected by Magic Coat
• Not affected by Snatch

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