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Bob Green

@bobgreencols.bsky.social
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Author, filmmaker (waiting on confirming that part, but I have stuff written so it counts), bon vivant, insufferable know-it-all, snarkmaster. Extra-super-double-plus gay, so, ahhhhh, yeah...

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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, hey, guess who forgot the password to this account... and this account... and is still pretty sure ADHD is a factor...
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So, ahhh... @bsky.app Care to comment? www.them.us/story/bluesk...
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Don't Go Breakin' My Heart with Kiki Dee was a pretty big hit if I remember correctly. 😉
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
And this is how you know he's racist.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm still very much under the impression that Gail Simone should have permanent and irrevocable control over Zatanna. Z needs to be an actual powerhouse, again.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Ok, so, hear me out. Prickly pear/Lime Arnold Palmer. Someone should make this a thing.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Milkshakes are just ice cream soup. There. That's something you know, now.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Hello, police? There's a bunch of masked men with guns over here. Do your actual job."
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Don't forget blood, and they taste with their feet. Think about THAT when happy Miss Butterfly lands on your nose.
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Śẻήơɼ Wơƙẻ Ảś Pɦưƈƙ 🇺🇲 ✌️ ❤️ 🚴 🤿 🚣‍♂️ 🌈 🇺🇦 @senorwokeasphuck.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
You know your country has screwed up priorities when it pretends it doesn't have the money to prevent LGBTQ teen suicides but it *does* have the funds to subsidize the wealthiest man in the world's engineering incompetence. www.cbsnews.com/news/video-s...
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Video shows SpaceX Starship explosion at Texas launch site
A SpaceX Starship exploded​ at a launch site in Texas Wednesday night, bursting into a massive fireball.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A reminder that judges are not doctors and SCOTUS should not have even touched this.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
No one is altering the genitals of minors and most trans people don't even bother with bottom surgery so this is a moot fucking point. Get your mind out of the trousers of children, creep.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I also think that your entire political party is just a bunch of perverts and creeps that are obsessed with other people's genitals and that your hair plugs and viagra prescription are gender-affirming care.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I think that your guy liner is nasty, that you're a hypocrite of the highest order, that you're an actual nazi, and that you don't belong on this platform. This isn't Twitter.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I think you're an idiot who should never have been appointed to your position that's following an orange moron. I think that if you have time to be this hateful towards people, you need better hobbies. Like therapy.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Well... other than humans.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Fun Fact #1: The Sidney Funnel-Web Spider's venom, when it comes to mammals, is primate-specific. Fun Fact #2: There are no primates in Australia.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So... the folks that wanted an American version of Absolutely Fabulous forgot that Cybill existed, right? Before Ab Fab. Two kids instead of one. Alicia Witt in her finest role.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
"Since". And Bluesky still needs to give us an edit option.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I've been saying this entire time that Trump cheated by way of Musk, but "there's no proof". THEY'VE BEEN SAYING THAT THEY DID SOME THE INAUGURATION!
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I find it disappointing that classic architecture, such as the Parthenon, had not had its paint restored. No, kids, the ancient Greeks and Romans were neither minimalist nor austere. Their lives were riots of color.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Fun Fact! The hyena's closest relative is the meerkat and the mongoose, but they're also related to cats. None of this explains why female hyenas have to give birth through what looks like a penis. My junk hurts thinking about it.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fun Fact! The carousel at Disney Magic Kingdom is older than the Disney company itself. It was built in 1917 for a park in Michigan.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
OMG! I just realized that, technically, Pandora Boxx performed in blackface when she did Carol Channing in Snatch Game! I mean, does that count?
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So... nobody noticed that the "The Prodigy" sidequest in AC:Valhalla ends with a bard singing "Smack my bishop," did they? It's a little bit of a deep cut, but, dang.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Proof this guy is full of SITH.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Honestly, I'm not sure how I'm still alive. I brought another bag into the house.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Last of Us, but it's Hello Kitty and Friends.
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hello kitty is cooking in a kitchen with other characters
ALT: hello kitty is cooking in a kitchen with other characters
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This is your reminder that Zootopia is about how the US's history with race is gross, eugenics, and how the CIA devised crack cocaine to destroy black communities. And ACAB still applies to Judy Hopps.
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Ruthanne Reid (A.K.A. Trin) @ruthannereid.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is everything to me
A screenshot from Tumblr user omnybus, saying, I think what I love most about mythology is that the "Trickster God/Spirit" is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It's like "Oh, here's our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose".
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is your semi-regular reminder that Jailhouse Rock is about prison sex. "Number 47 said to number three "You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see I sure would be delighted with your company Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me""
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PoeticBard @poeticbard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Boot up an Incognito window on your browser and plug in your zip code or city to get a list of MAGA-supporting businesses to boycott/protest. In #Chicago, there's a few...including the Brass Heart fine dining restaurant located in the Uptown area. #resist #boycott #protest #restoresanity
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Bruce Leonard @bruceleonard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
RIGHT?! She's kind of perfection and I forgive her for licking donuts.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I would not be surprised in the slightest. Truly, this is just as funny as anything Grande has done on SNL, up to and including "Antonio".
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I am obsessed with the increasingly unhinged nature of literally every interview that Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo gave regarding Wicked, and I need that to continue when part 2 is released.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Plus, the Transformers are a Marvel property, so we can count Alpha Trion from Transformers One.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
So, Laurence Fishburne... People get all weird about Chris Evans playing multiple Marvel roles, but Fishburne played the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Bill Foster/Goliath in Ant-Man and the Wasp and in What If...?, and the Beyonder in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Disney's Rapunzel has both the longest and shortest hair of the Disney princesses. There. That's something you know, now.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Talk about priorities.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is your reminder that platypi are blue-green bioflourescent. This was discovered YEARS after Phineas and Ferb aired. Dan Povenmire is a wizard.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So... coming from an atheist (me) Jesus only had picnic powers, right? I mean, besides that whole "rising from the dead" thing? Like, you can expect a decent sandwich and a little booze, but anything more than that? Nah. No, I don't count Lazarus. You have a non-0 chance of live burial, now.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! youtu.be/uQx8jKiIDTI?...
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Wednesday: Season 2 | Official Teaser Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Is Doja Cat canceled or am I allowed to like the horror movie imagery of the Demons video? Because, yes. The song itself? It's OK.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I mean, who watches them? Ick.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
North of North is fucking fantastic. Where has this been? Stupid historic suppression of indigenous people.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Yeah, it's old news, but I'm still pretty sure that Bezos only chose female celebrities for their "crew" from whose deaths Blue Origin could successfully recover.
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Bob Green @bobgreencols.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The fuck...?
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