Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 06/07/2026Imagine having a modicum of success whilst hosting a tournament, and immediately influencing on-pitch decisions. Combined with literally everything else they get up to, America really is doing its best to cement itself as the worst nation on this planet 😂 140
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 05/07/2026England will struggle at the Azteca, as every single European stadium is 2000m below sea level, and if you raise your arm in Mexico's home stadium you can touch the moon. 010
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 22/06/2026Hate summer. It's too hot, and everybody can't believe you're not as happy as they are. "Aww what's wrong? Do you not like the sunshine?" No mate I'm not a pile of sand. 030
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 22/06/2026Also imagine having your big announcement grassed on by Donald Trump. It's like having your gender reveal party ruined by Ted Bundy. 000
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 22/06/2026The revolving door of UK politics continues. Mid-table prem teams have more leadership stability than this. 130
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 14/05/2026The real news here is that some comedian inside the Labour party has managed to convince Wes Streeting that he's liked by at least one voter in the United Kingdom. 094
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 26/04/2026Puts my utterly woeful performance at Manchester this year into a pretty grim perspective 😂 010
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 15/01/2026Everyone was talking about the death of the Tories before the last GE. Loads of them defected to Labour, and now those remaining are heading to Reform. They haven't died, they're just populating other parties. Also, Jenrick's a wetty and I hope he's forever plagued by an itch he can't reach. 240
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 14/01/2026Tbh I'd bin someone off just for being rude even if I thought they were faithful. It's a poxy game, and you're a dick whilst playing it. #thetraitors 000
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 09/01/2026Are all local government officials complete idiots or is it mainly just Fiona? #thetraitors 010
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 08/01/2026Sorry but she'd surely make the worst undercover police officer ever. She's got the stereotypical face of a copper. #TheTraitors 000
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 29/11/2025Your Party were surely entirely set up as a big practical joke, right? They'll use conference to announce that it was all a sketch. 040
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 27/11/2025Some horrible bastard has got on the train, sat directly opposite me, an started tucking into a full bag of eggs. 040
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 23/11/2025Pros and cons of Hyrox Pro: Genuinely challenging Predominantly friendly people Full body workout Does eventually end Con: Literally a contraction of Hybrid Rockstar There could be 1000 pros, and that single con would still outweight them. I'm embarrassed every time I register on a class 110
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 22/11/2025Zak Crawley must be really funny on the coach, because international cricket is not, and never has been a skill in his possession. Every series I ask the same question; how many balls will he face for 0? 230
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 13/11/2025On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website. There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment. 2339
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 13/11/2025@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social New Affleck-core for you 130
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 12/11/2025The last few days of my job have felt like being awake during surgery 030
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 04/11/2025This website seems to be full of people who'll tell you with a straight face, that the current government are doing an excellent job. 120
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 22/10/2025US measurements will always be hilarious to me. 1 cup = could be any number. 350
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 08/10/2025Charlotte Church, there. I'm sure UK Twitter is going mental #TheTraitors 110
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 08/10/2025I love #TheTraitors, but I'm not sure why it's trying to imply that Stephen Fry was summoned via a paper invite, as opposed to being paid to sign onto it. Or that he thinks it's real. 000
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 08/10/2025My phone autocorrected "Men" to "Ken" when typing out the title of my favourite courtroom film, and now I'm obsessed with the idea of Ken Barlow trying to free Dierdre by shouting "FREE THE WEATHERFIELD ONE" at 10 tired jurors and Henry Fonda in black and white for 96 minutes. 040
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 29/09/2025Bilbao review: Pros: Very pretty Excellent food and wine Free Palestine graffiti everywhere The existence of Torrijas Many dogs knocking about Cons: Not one single cat seen at any point Old town almost exclusively smells of piss on Sunday morning, following Saturday night's revelry 030
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 27/09/2025The Kruger exhibition at the Guggenheim is characteristically on-the-nose. 031
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 24/09/2025The most damning link between autism and paracetamol is that the sitting US president is definitely in the Epstein files 030
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 19/09/2025Imagine taking a perfect film like The Truman Show, and not only thinking you could add something to it with a remake, but thinking you could do that by casting known prick Chris Pratt in the lead role. 220
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 19/09/2025The mere fact that Trump sat in a massive palacial banquet hall and tucked into a massive bowl of spaghetti is objectively funny. 240
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/09/2025The nazi salutes were clearly fine though, eh 061
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 05/08/2025Nothing brings a sonographer back down to earth quite like performing an echo on a regular person after they've spent a fortnight scanning professional athletes. 030
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 06/07/2025Just got a notification from Google weather telling me it was raining (it isn't). It then asked me if it was raining, and after I selected "no", it sent me another notification to tell me it wasn't raining. Tech bros need to hurl themselves straight into the canal. 040
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 13/06/2025If Netflix don't renew Dept Q for a second series I shan't be held responsible for my actions. 000
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 11/06/2025For the first time ever, I sent an inadvertent "reply all" response today. Great stuff. 010
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 24/05/2025Some truly inexplicable haircuts peppered throughout the Sunderland fans. 010
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 18/05/2025That's a sobering UK audience vote. We really are a nation of ghouls. 030
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/05/2025The UK song wasn't great at all, but it must be devo to be trailing behind the awful German entry 😂 #eurovision 100
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/05/2025How bad was Mäns Zelmerlöw's song!? 😂 #eurovision 110
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/05/2025It's a good song, but Loreen already won with it #eurovision 010
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/05/2025The staging is so much funnier knowing the word she was forced to change #eurovision 251
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/05/2025She's 52?! Shit song, but surely it doesn't matter when you're going to live forever #eurovision 130
Christopher @bobbybalmoral.medsky.social · 17/05/2025Fair play this is an absolute belter #Eurovision 020
