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Speycs @speycs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Beetle Moses really is proof that you can just do shit Like just do the thing, draw your silly little comics, make your funny little games and your wonky music, it's fine, you can do it, we love you please keep going, it's worth it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a song to sing
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
So, anyways, I'm a novelist not a nature photographer and my latest, Absolution, is about a man and his pet gator and all the misadventures they get up to out in the swamp. Along with the piano playin' wise-crackin' Old Jim. Pick it up if you like lighthearted, jocular tall tales.
cover of Absolution with alligator and sunflowers
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MoMo McGee @mollymollybobolly.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Man who has never done a handstand while mildly inebriated: I think I could to a handstand
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MoMo McGee @mollymollybobolly.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Chat I'm high and my husband is asking if I took the normal edible or the edible that lasts forever. me when I me when me when your when me
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MoMo McGee @mollymollybobolly.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I'm high and my husband is telling me I have to take a final test to pass high school that they forgot about and I have to take it right now or I'll lose my college degree and career. Chat is this real?
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