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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[me as Jigsaw] would you like to play a game?
A shrinkwrapped eBay find, a box with a design like an ad for a TV show in an entertainment magazine, except the print reads, "You are your favorite character in..." and then in big red block letters over a suited cowboy oilman, "Dallas: The Television Role-Playing Game"
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a friend introduced me to Campaign for North Africa this weekend and I got a dark vision of 50
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's the other way around, Cherry Coke was supposed to make you think of liberation through submission
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
what y'all who aren't from Tarrant County don't understand is what this citizen is doing is gangsta checking him
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ten episode seasonlets of Star Trek. Half of what Battlestar was doing and less than that creatively.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I think that for me, personally, sex isn't that interesting..." oh GOOOOD for YOOUUU
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Prosecute American war criminals
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
not my ass immanentizing the eschaton
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
another win for physical media which nobody "reasonable" can deny looks and feels like buying the thing, not that I agree with the argument in the first place and it goes without saying you could never steal from corporations more than they've stolen from you
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love hearing people justify their compromises by insisting you (will) have to, too. "Be there or be square" from all the people you don't want to be with.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
starting to see what they mean about "Translated from Portuguese" posts
cropped screencap of a tweet: Translated from Portuguese: A bottom with a big dick is such a provocation to society..."
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rooting for Sebastian Stan because he's good folk (TV actor introduced to me on a teen drama and later played the gay one on a different show)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An e-mail in my spam folder? From myself? Better check this out.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do they even have those Female Body Inspector T-shirt stores in malls anymore? Is anyone covering this?
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Connor Storrie for gay Texan James Bond and all the women fall for him and then he goes to spend a couple hours in a Berlin dark room. Just spitballing here.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not even sad the T-Rex ate that baby because of white men's entitlement lately
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when you graduate from tenderqueer the ranks go second ass, first ass, tàr, wife, eagle
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[turning and whispering to you in a hostage situation] This reminds me of a movie you have to watch, remind me to tell you after.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Getting very close to making Brodyish claims for The Dink. Maybe on rewatch. Like a coward.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Dink is the new Hot Rod and people are going to be calling it a (cult?) classic in 10 years. Sean Clements' voice is so strong, you got Ed Harris Ed Harrising, a bond built on country and TCM, open arms, and a heroism of just showing up. I was weeping to the music BEFORE JJ. That's truth.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spider-Man: The New One: [W/o] They keep DMCAing the tweet I'm watching.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Any questions?
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The shows were worse in ways that often dissolve, e.g. gay rep is less explicit but no less rich, tech standards were no less make-do, formulas showed but god I miss writers. I remember the sense that we could do better, and we did (Sopranos), but TV is further from that now than in 1993
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
can't believe nobody cares about the Greg joke. you and I are different people.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mad Men Greg's joke in the wild, in this case Jack the Modernist from 1985 and dressed as an old bathhouse pearl.
BOB: Nancy Reagan was on a L.A. game show where you put your hand in a box to identify a certain object by touch...Nancy puts her hand in the box, then asks the moderator, "Is it edible?" The moderator answers, "Well, I guess so--uh, yes." Nancy replies, "Donkey Dick?"BOB: By the end I felt like Nancy Reagan in Jack's donkey dick joke. 

BRUCE: Someone at the baths in Portland told me that, but instead of Nancy Reagan it was Queen Elizabeth. It was funnier, more apropos the refinement, the horsey set.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mad Men Greg's joke in the wild, in this case Jack the Modernist from 1985 and dressed as an old bathhouse pearl.
BOB: Nancy Reagan was on a L.A. game show where you put your hand in a box to identify a certain object by touch...Nancy puts her hand in the box, then asks the moderator, "Is it edible?" The moderator answers, "Well, I guess so--uh, yes." Nancy replies, "Donkey Dick?"BOB: By the end I felt like Nancy Reagan in Jack's donkey dick joke. 

BRUCE: Someone at the baths in Portland told me that, but instead of Nancy Reagan it was Queen Elizabeth. It was funnier, more apropos the refinement, the horsey set.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Religion should be safe legal and rare
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Rowling is the ultimate proof that we cannot have billionaires. She technically made her fortune without fucking over the working class. A borderline miracle. And yet, she remains a monster that wants to make the world worse. We can either have billionaires or freedom, not both.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
yes, the lunar tardigrades are going to need a launch vehicle if the next phase of history is ever to commence
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mr. Douthat didn't get where he is by a keen analysis of the world around him
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Zola '21 recapitulates Jackie Brown without Forster (or drugs?), resourceful Jackie tangled in Ordell-Bridget Fonda-loser RDN's sunny sex&crime triangle in declasse rooms and voices, but like QT's afraid of sex JB's Zola is afraid of violence which kind of lets the air out.
Closeup of Colman Domingo in a coral/pink suit hunched over leaning forward serious as death
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We ain't 'ad nothin' but diarrhea lettuce for three stinking days!
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you've been eating food in this country you are behind. I'm on straight ivermectin.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Boo!
Mitch McConnell's latest proof-of-life photo, a man in the prime of his health with different sized eyes and a permanent view of satan's messenger
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bluesky stopped demanding age verification for the oppressed South. Haven't used the site proper in like 2 weeks but at some point (without telling me) they folded.
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Prosecute ICE
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
a movie about the one night a year sex is legal should be about violent revolution
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/07/2026
PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Always said I vastly prefer the latest bizarre and offensive film take to the other topics du jour
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Read books about the Nazi officers and you'll see in detail how for years and years they were "just" doing deportations. It's not a slippery slope to evil. It is itself a part of the whole process of evil.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I would only use the torment nexus for good, but that's me.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[taking over a situation] I don't have a license but I am just naturally medical.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I honestly believe Anne Hathaway would make her dothraki husband and his men stop raping conquered peoples.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just think if Anne Hathaway came to my village, I could see raising her on our shoulders and chanting mhysa.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just think if Anne Hathaway were in King's Landing she would feed the peasants.
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Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Alan Ritchson...Charles Melton...always you wrestle inside me
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to
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