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@bnacker.bsky.social
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(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 14h
Anyone have any leads on the best non-smash burger in LA?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ACAB and everything, so who do I call to report someone saying they went down a "rabbit hold"
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the show Sheriff Country isn't about a town that is all sheriffs, what are we doing?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just read a bit of news that said "JARRED PEPPERS RECALLED OVER PEST CONTAMINANT" and thought Jared Peppers was a guy in charge of pest contaminants. Perhaps in an elected position. The news has melted my brain, I guess. And it wasn't super shelf stable to start.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoever makes a "turn off ai and keep it off" button for websites will make more money than companies that make ai.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clanker: I'm pretend but I speak for the pharmacy. How can I help? Me: sigh. Tell me your lunch hours C: this pharmacy doesn't close for lunch Me: No. It does. I know it does C: Let me correct myself. The lunch hours are 12:30-1:30. Anything else I can do to help? Me: sigh finis
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hollywood hasn't recovered from a movie being called Mank.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The ultimate argument settler."
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And Trump should have to ace a cognitive test live on camera before he gets to say or do anything
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It'd be fun and funny to still make McConnell do proof of lifes
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We don't take pictures of random passersby or yall mother fuckers would be looking at a guy whose aesthetic was a Just Some Guy costume. Tight indigo blue jeans. Too-big short-sleeve button-down. Wool cap. Poirot mustache. Walking along with arms behind his back. No chalance given.Perfection.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another one: People saying "singular" instead of "single."
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI companies vs Trump is a real Aliens vs Predator situation
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In terms of holograms
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like in Man of Steel when Jor-El's escape pod had that no moms rule
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What the fuck Is this world
The fucking Three Stooges were long dead 25 years ago and remain dead and needn't have ever saluted anyone
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Or maybe he won't get the shot off! Maybe Mamdani will stop him in time! Maybe Trump and Bibi end Musk and are about to do in a reporter when Mamdani and The Knicks swoop in and save the day
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They're laying the groundwork for the eventual ending of this season of America being Trump fulfilling his Chekhovian promise on someone on Fifth Avenue, but who do you think it will be? A reporter? Bibi? Musk? Some rando?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He's such a dork
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you're not promoting your studio movie together on a press tour, are you really even friends?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tilda Swinton as James Bond or who cares
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This grocery store shopper just shook the vitamins in the bottle as if checking their freshness
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember the early days of the internet when you had to dress up to go online and it was by appointment only
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump: well let's just rename it the USS Baberham Lincoln. That ought to fix everything. What's next?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man, you're so good at it!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The relief I felt when the terrible AI finally relented and agreed to transfer me to a human person, then the bad prequel energy when instead I landed with an old automated system. At least it registered my call's purpose. Or so I thought. It sent me to a real person who needed all the info anew.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There's something so wholesome in phone calls with my mom where she goes "Oh!" and updates me on which cousins are nonbinary.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It needs to hurry up.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Anne Hathaway Love And Other Drugs
ALT: Anne Hathaway Love And Other Drugs
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You know that if the situation were reversed and you were in it, there's no way she'd go see it.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Say what you will about the man but he's dominating a game of 4D shitting himself
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If just 5 million of you PayPal'd me a dollar, I'd be able to buy Pee-wee Herman's house. Please donate and RT!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They should remake Clue with the cast of The Thrilling Adventure Hour.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you start your podcast proudly proclaiming that it's made by humans, maybe don't cut directly to an ad for ai.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Her song Blue Smoke is great, in case you're interested
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly donated 300 million books in her lifetime. Jolene only donated 6 million.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Remember that movie Brones about those skeletons trying to get laid?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whoever invented this or that is probably fucking rich or beloved
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jon Ossoff looks like if Tom Holland were midway through animorphing into John Hamm
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Um actually etc
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Big fan of that kid! Already asking the big questions!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey how dead is Mitch McConnell right now?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We're maybe two years away from celebrities having to do Double Dare to promote their movies.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There's simply nothing funnier than an executive being interrupted by the thing he's promoting.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Dog Says Sup with a Nod
ALT: Dog Says Sup with a Nod
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dogs love Redford.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Maybe he saw sneakiness on TV
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
did he come from one of those mean streets?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sneaky fucker commits act of true sneakfuckery
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