bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ACAB and everything, so who do I call to report someone saying they went down a "rabbit hold" 270
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the show Sheriff Country isn't about a town that is all sheriffs, what are we doing? 220
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just read a bit of news that said "JARRED PEPPERS RECALLED OVER PEST CONTAMINANT" and thought Jared Peppers was a guy in charge of pest contaminants. Perhaps in an elected position. The news has melted my brain, I guess. And it wasn't super shelf stable to start. 040
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whoever makes a "turn off ai and keep it off" button for websites will make more money than companies that make ai. 0141
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Clanker: I'm pretend but I speak for the pharmacy. How can I help? Me: sigh. Tell me your lunch hours C: this pharmacy doesn't close for lunch Me: No. It does. I know it does C: Let me correct myself. The lunch hours are 12:30-1:30. Anything else I can do to help? Me: sigh finis 250
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hollywood hasn't recovered from a movie being called Mank. 4152
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And Trump should have to ace a cognitive test live on camera before he gets to say or do anything 160
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It'd be fun and funny to still make McConnell do proof of lifes 160
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We don't take pictures of random passersby or yall mother fuckers would be looking at a guy whose aesthetic was a Just Some Guy costume. Tight indigo blue jeans. Too-big short-sleeve button-down. Wool cap. Poirot mustache. Walking along with arms behind his back. No chalance given.Perfection. 020
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Another one: People saying "singular" instead of "single." 000
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026AI companies vs Trump is a real Aliens vs Predator situation 072
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Like in Man of Steel when Jor-El's escape pod had that no moms rule 100
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Or maybe he won't get the shot off! Maybe Mamdani will stop him in time! Maybe Trump and Bibi end Musk and are about to do in a reporter when Mamdani and The Knicks swoop in and save the day 020
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They're laying the groundwork for the eventual ending of this season of America being Trump fulfilling his Chekhovian promise on someone on Fifth Avenue, but who do you think it will be? A reporter? Bibi? Musk? Some rando? 120
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you're not promoting your studio movie together on a press tour, are you really even friends? 020
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This grocery store shopper just shook the vitamins in the bottle as if checking their freshness 030
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Remember the early days of the internet when you had to dress up to go online and it was by appointment only 190
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Trump: well let's just rename it the USS Baberham Lincoln. That ought to fix everything. What's next? 020
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The relief I felt when the terrible AI finally relented and agreed to transfer me to a human person, then the bad prequel energy when instead I landed with an old automated system. At least it registered my call's purpose. Or so I thought. It sent me to a real person who needed all the info anew. 140
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There's something so wholesome in phone calls with my mom where she goes "Oh!" and updates me on which cousins are nonbinary. 090
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comAnne Hathaway Love And Other DrugsALT: Anne Hathaway Love And Other Drugs 010
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You know that if the situation were reversed and you were in it, there's no way she'd go see it. 100
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Say what you will about the man but he's dominating a game of 4D shitting himself 010
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If just 5 million of you PayPal'd me a dollar, I'd be able to buy Pee-wee Herman's house. Please donate and RT! 361
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They should remake Clue with the cast of The Thrilling Adventure Hour. 2234
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you start your podcast proudly proclaiming that it's made by humans, maybe don't cut directly to an ad for ai. 090
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly donated 300 million books in her lifetime. Jolene only donated 6 million. 170
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Remember that movie Brones about those skeletons trying to get laid? 010
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Whoever invented this or that is probably fucking rich or beloved 000
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jon Ossoff looks like if Tom Holland were midway through animorphing into John Hamm 090
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We're maybe two years away from celebrities having to do Double Dare to promote their movies. 070
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There's simply nothing funnier than an executive being interrupted by the thing he's promoting. 120
bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026static.klipy.comDog Says Sup with a NodALT: Dog Says Sup with a Nod 020