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@bnacker.bsky.social
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(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What the fuck Is this world
The fucking Three Stooges were long dead 25 years ago and remain dead and needn't have ever saluted anyone
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just now seeing this! @benblacker.bsky.social @docshaner.bsky.social
Taika Waititi loves us
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This guy seems like a fucking asshole
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Would not watch Chris Pratt as Detective Christopher Raven, framed for a crime he didn't commit trying to clear his name lest he face AI justice. But would watch Andy Dwyer do all of that.
Chris Pratt holds a gun weird and there's a drone above him, explosions behind him and the ghost of an AI lady watching from the sky
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Starting to regret inventing the podcast
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Every day this shitpiece raises the bar on lowering the bar. In addition to everything actual and real and terrible about the whole situation, "Chicagolypse Now" was right there and doesn't evoke yummy snacks.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Why does everyone hate Mary Kill? (You just got caught reading another in a series of tweet-traps!)
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Just a pair of "Happy birthday around now, no worries if not" pals
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This little prompt found its way into a conversation I was having via Instagram dm's and now I want to do an arson on Instagram
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You're telling me they made a movie about Danny Husk's brother? They nailed the look!
Danny Husk's brother Terry (Jude Law) in some streaming movie or something. Danny Husk (Scott Thompson) on the phone (Dave Foley).
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That time we made it canonical that Punisher is a fan of Destiny's Child.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I also know who he is. I've seen him in movies and on the first season of Fargo. We're both familiar with you, Billy Bob. We have that in common!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Come on SNL, listen to the masses and cast Guy Montgomery as Steve Kornacki
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
What'd they do, enter "The limits of human imagination" into chat gpt? Go fuck yourself, AI, and never stop go fucking yourself
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
October is all like
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Why am I more suspicious of what the hell is gonna happen Tuesday night than any other part of this
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Remember when twitter used to be this
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
I don't think they're gonna get anyone
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
Also I got to write real deal super heroes and loved that too. So much. Especially this fight between two dudes who do not give a shit about banter
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
One time I got to write Flash Gordon comics and I loved it.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
The question isn't how many triangles are in this picture. The question is how many triangles aren't in this picture
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
34!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Gotta say I love the amount of brainworm talk I'm getting in my feed today.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
And Bob Belcher as Jareth the Goblin King
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Once, we invented a magic-centric division of SHIELD called WAND and its boss Pandora Peters with her sigil sleeve tats and a cup of coffee. It's exciting every time @jedmackay uses PP and WAND in his run on Strange. It's next level exciting, though, to see Alex Ross art of her!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Gonna tell my kid this is Skeletor (because I named my kid Skeletor)
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Try "fucking never," idiot.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
A man is not a plan. A man is, in fact, a canal.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
What is this fucking world
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
If the past year has taught us anything it’s that you don’t have to listen when CEO’s say anything.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Grateful for the time we got
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
This is what the energy between writers is gonna be for a while
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Spending way too long thinking “But does it look enough like The Shmoo to make the reference that nobody will get?”
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
My real fave is young DeVito and @MarkGags
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Go to chains or don't but if you HANG OUT in one, sorry but you're a fuddy-duddy. You know, that expression everyone uses here in the contemporary present, nobody more than Hollywood people, which is a common thing we call ourselves all the time every day.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
said one prominent showrunner who totally exists
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
starting... now!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Musk will let you hide your blue check now!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Would someone put ⁦@slack2thefuture⁩’s infographic on a picket sign for me?
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I love memes-making!
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I'm great at memes.
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
DGA right now
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Let’s goooooo
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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
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