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Whoever makes a "turn off ai and keep it off" button for websites will make more money than companies that make ai.

Clanker: I'm pretend but I speak for the pharmacy. How can I help? Me: sigh. Tell me your lunch hours C: this pharmacy doesn't close for lunch Me: No. It does. I know it does C: Let me correct myself. The lunch hours are 12:30-1:30. Anything else I can do to help? Me: sigh finis

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hollywood hasn't recovered from a movie being called Mank.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It'd be fun and funny to still make McConnell do proof of lifes

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We don't take pictures of random passersby or yall mother fuckers would be looking at a guy whose aesthetic was a Just Some Guy costume. Tight indigo blue jeans. Too-big short-sleeve button-down. Wool cap. Poirot mustache. Walking along with arms behind his back. No chalance given.Perfection.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

AI companies vs Trump is a real Aliens vs Predator situation

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What the fuck Is this world

The fucking Three Stooges were long dead 25 years ago and remain dead and needn't have ever saluted anyone

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They're laying the groundwork for the eventual ending of this season of America being Trump fulfilling his Chekhovian promise on someone on Fifth Avenue, but who do you think it will be? A reporter? Bibi? Musk? Some rando?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If you're not promoting your studio movie together on a press tour, are you really even friends?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tilda Swinton as James Bond or who cares

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This grocery store shopper just shook the vitamins in the bottle as if checking their freshness

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Remember the early days of the internet when you had to dress up to go online and it was by appointment only

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trump: well let's just rename it the USS Baberham Lincoln. That ought to fix everything. What's next?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The relief I felt when the terrible AI finally relented and agreed to transfer me to a human person, then the bad prequel energy when instead I landed with an old automated system. At least it registered my call's purpose. Or so I thought. It sent me to a real person who needed all the info anew.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There's something so wholesome in phone calls with my mom where she goes "Oh!" and updates me on which cousins are nonbinary.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If just 5 million of you PayPal'd me a dollar, I'd be able to buy Pee-wee Herman's house. Please donate and RT!

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

They should remake Clue with the cast of The Thrilling Adventure Hour.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you start your podcast proudly proclaiming that it's made by humans, maybe don't cut directly to an ad for ai.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Her song Blue Smoke is great, in case you're interested

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly donated 300 million books in her lifetime. Jolene only donated 6 million.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Remember that movie Brones about those skeletons trying to get laid?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Whoever invented this or that is probably fucking rich or beloved

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Jon Ossoff looks like if Tom Holland were midway through animorphing into John Hamm

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hey how dead is Mitch McConnell right now?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We're maybe two years away from celebrities having to do Double Dare to promote their movies.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

There's simply nothing funnier than an executive being interrupted by the thing he's promoting.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Can't stop thinking of how it would have felt if they had blown the plane out of the sky and then we found out Trump was still alive. Holy shit. Thank goodness they were just fucking with him. I'd never get over it

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A problem with writing sometimes is when the hard part is figuring it out, then you figure it out, you still have to write it. Like. Fine. I guess.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This is somehow super embarrassing for Dan Aykroyd but no big deal for Tom Hanks youtu.be/pT_QRKfv8H4?...

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Dragnet Music Video City of Crime

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Was milk and Pepsi a thing outside of Laverne and Shirley?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It'd be fun if in this new super grounded Green Lantern show, all the aliens had big Borat Balki Latka Gravas accents.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Is Mitch McConnell the first person to fake his alive?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"I could also use pictures of Daredevil!" -J Jonah Jameson, probably

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Haley Stevens voice will get more and more cartoony with each bad poll that comes out until she's Judge Doom at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Paul Giamatti's Paul Giamatti impression is better than Shatner's Shatner impression

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Let Rick Moranis rest! We have Fred Armisen now!

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The wrong people disrupted the wrong stuff

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"Splish splash, I forgot about the bath. I went and put my dancing shoes on." Yeah. That's definitely ADHD.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don't know anything about video games but the Resident Evil trailer is the best movie I've ever seen

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If Thor's hammer and Dr Strange's cape don't bone down in Doomsday, why even bother making any more comic book movies?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If only there were an app devoted to promoting the Odyssey and complaining about one day's Wordle

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I got that prickly feeling right before Chuck Schumer asks me to do something about Trump

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Someone pronounced gobbledygook "gobb-dooly-goosh" so not everything is terrible!

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Total Eclipse of the Heart could have been an extremely middling Aerosmith song

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The only person in this entire world who is funnier than Tom Cruise is Alejandro G. Iñárritu. A comedy where they work together? Holy shit. I'm not ready. I'm simply not ready.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is a late pitch, I know, but if triangles were called "trangles" you'd still get the point and it'd have a better mouth feel.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If you're looking for something nice to say about the man it's that he made millions of people happy. By dying.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Is my book (link in pinned tweet) available in canada? Let me know if you are in canada and can or can't buy it. By buying it preferably but whatever

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If you told me when I was young that someday I'd wake up wondering what's up in Maine and Kentucky, I'd have said something cool and withering because I'm gen x, son!

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