Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The clocker is going around and giving dap 😧 #Jeopardy 001
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Guy after learning what it means to be asexual: I think I’m sexual 😳 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Italian Ayn Rand: Who is Johnie Gaultieri? 000
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieJorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Pulling himself along by his prehensile hog 001
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Roku city smoldered, burned down in the wake of battle. The ground soaked in a knuckle's depth of blood and ash. The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen by the architect of its very destruction. 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I like how the final “map” has US bank stadium twice, both times wrong about where it actually is 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Shitting with the door open and other joys of living alone 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Classes on romance fiction at a liberal arts college called things like “Love Letters: What Are They For?” “Coming and Going: 'Rude' Sexual Practices” and “In, the Mood for Love: Trends in Romance” 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The one child policy left China uniquely vulnerable to this one trick 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Four-ish cultural artworks to answer why You Are Like This: Fictions, Jorge Luis Borges Trouble on Triton, Samuel R. Delaney In the Mood for Love, Wong Kar-Wai Born in Flames, Lizzie Borden 010
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Nolan’s commitment to practical effects is crazy he’s going back in time 2000 years just to advertise. 000
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieJorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025It’s really awesome that one of the best scenes in Tommy is everyone yelling at a disabled kid for no reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPmi...youtube.comThe Who- ChristmasYouTube video by weruleok 001
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieJorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Directors cut of the Magic Mike movies that includes Channing Tatum shooting ping pong balls out of his urethra 001
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 20/04/2026“Dang isn't a word! That's just some backwoods patois!” — early KOH was so good 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Looking at my dog very seriously: I know you’re smart you just don’t apply yourself 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Trading Dwigt Rorchugal and Bobson Dughnutt for Tanguy Detestable and a player to be named later 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Minnesotan Alanis Morissette: would she go down on you in the Chanhassen Dinner Theaters? 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 04/04/2026He’s slowly closing the distance as I try to back up 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 03/04/2026How Trump could have won: > Don’t terror bomb Iran, focus IRGC facilities > Don’t let Hormuz close, keep it open immediately > Zerg rush Kharg Island to cut off Iranian oil 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Deciding who gets the umbrella when my partner and I walk separate ways, The Brolly Problem 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Staring down the cop car in the cross walk until it slowly backs up 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It’s pay day at my new job, what the fuck is this? 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If Zotero has a million fans I am one of them If Zotero has one fan then it’s me If Zotero has no fans then I am dead 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Getting a high viz biking vest for trans day of visibility 020
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 20/03/2026There were a lot of predictions that ~someone~ would step in and stop trump if he fucked with the money. Now he’s done that in a way he can’t easily find an off ramp for and no one’s stepping up. 100
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Buying a time share bunker; if the apocalypse happens in July I’m set 000
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 24/02/2026There actually was a conspiracy to kill Kennedy and they were just as surprised as you were when that Oswald guy shot him. 411711
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Tell thee, Macduff was from his mothers womb untimely ripped 000
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026pretty confident that if our own government bombed, say, Philadelphia, we'd just kind forget about it after a couple more Rocky movies 361579188
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieJorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Fiona Apple playing a Lovecraftian criminal: I need to be redeemed to the one eyed syndagahst 101
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The word avocado comes from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, meaning “Shrek Testicle” 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Alfred Hitchcock [shooting ropes]: It’s actually one continuous shot 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I like many of the points this article makes but I find it hard to square the implicit argument that support for fascist politics is ancillary to the fossil industry. At the present moment fascists are the best outlet for the fossil industry to make money, its core to their business model. 100
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 23/02/2026It’s hard to be a controversial truth teller like me but people need to know: beans and rice is so solid for a meal combo 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 23/02/2026It creates two measures, fruit with the highest ceilings (i.e. mango, mangosteen, peach) and fruit with good batting averages (watermelon, apples, many of the citruses). The best of the former are transcended experiences where the latter are almost always good (and they vary regionally) 2747
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Do you think the crossed eyed bear (Alanis Morisette) and the one eyed syndaghast (Fiona Apple) hang out? 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Fiona Apple playing a Lovecraftian criminal: I need to be redeemed to the one eyed syndagahst 101
Reposted by Jorge Luis Borgeoisiedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/02/2026CHOTINER: can't -- you just ask her to, share with you? ME: can't you just say the restaurant has a rule?? 440420
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 06/02/2026It takes me a lot of time to come up with the quotes that do it so I appreciate you noticing 010
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Socially liberal, physically conservative (likes boobs) 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Reviving the spirit of the Kissinger account: 000
Reposted by Jorge Luis BorgeoisieKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 25/01/2026ZOHRAN THE GREATEST MAYOR IN THE NATION 191496219
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Jerking off my gamer partner to get those nerd ropes 000
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