Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 22/07/2026For 1 million dollars would you let your wife have sex with Robert Redford? 140
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The one child policy left China uniquely vulnerable to this one trick 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Nolan’s commitment to practical effects is crazy he’s going back in time 2000 years just to advertise. 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 20/04/2026“Dang isn't a word! That's just some backwoods patois!” — early KOH was so good 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Are you saying spider ham is humanoid enough that it’s not monster fucking? 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It’s pay day at my new job, what the fuck is this? 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 11/03/2026And do you in fact have two beers? Jenny: No, I've only got one. I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another, and since then some people have called me “twobeers". 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Tell thee, Macduff was from his mothers womb untimely ripped 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The word avocado comes from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl, meaning “Shrek Testicle” 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet grinch and flights of whos sing thee to thy rest! 010
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025A righteous and justified end for the monster 010
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Sure the guy stole Christmas, but I’m not sure St. George should have done that to the grinch 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I bet the whos have crazy roast beast curtains 001
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Pulling himself along by his prehensile hog 001
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery… but there would be signs 000
Jorge Luis Borgeoisie @bmoreborges.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Just saw dune 2, great viewing experience 🙂 000
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