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Ash

@bmlbod.bsky.social
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Brighton Main Line railway bod. Glorified loud speaker. Bulleid (Light) Pacific fan. #BHAFC 🔵⚪️

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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
First things first, have you seen what they’ve done to Horsted Keynes for the diesel gala? Take a look. It’s actually brill.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s been a while but I’m making a return here.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Another birthday present that’s fairly close to the bone. 😂
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Honest opinions? How would you feel about a colleague who was on maternity leave being made redundant? (It is legal)
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It’s my birthday tomorrow. Not one to make a fuss but as I’m early turn Thursday, the beer came tonight instead.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I left work broken and I’ll return to it broken after 12 away. Not me broken. Work. But also me.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Limping through nights feeling like I’ve got razor blades in my throat is not the one. Perhaps it is time to think about moving on.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I speak of the 1990s like my mother used to about the 1970s. I figure you’re really getting old when you’ve got your own golden era of the past to wax lyrical about. Yes, weren’t Boyzone, Eric Cantona and Windows 95 just awesome.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Not dropping a selfie. Don’t like selfies.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Mum: I won £10 in June Dad: Anthea Turner is bloody everywhere Me: I hope they pick Guinevere again
youtu.be
"The National Lottery Live" Special 50th Draw (28-Oct-1995)
YouTube video by VHS Bits
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Been sanding skirting boards all morning. Feel like I might finally be earning my man badge. Later this week I’ll be painting it teal green and applying pink and gold accents and accessories (not my choice - I was just the rubber stamp).
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Burger King car parks are more atmospheric in Switzerland. And this is before we even get going on the cheap beef with a bit of Gruyère on top…
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Station staff whenever a kettle is due through:
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Remember, remember it’s sodding cold in November. #Lindfield #Sussex #BonfireNight
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Toothache. Dentist. Hooray.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It’s nice to finally reach this point.
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doublearrow.co.uk @doublearrow64.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There always used to be a relationship between the parallel tracks of the symbol and the lowercase x-height; this is nonsense (just like making the whole symbol the same as cap-height, which makes the symbol too small) Suppose it’s Rail Alphabet 2 so could be worse :)
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Taking a pic of the brew I just made because I’m just back from a trying early turn and it’s grey and autumnal out.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Getting ready for Wednesday night. It’s a serious business in this part of Sussex.
Bottle of bonfire boy ale, glow sticks Ava a pack of sparklers on my kitchen worktop
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I sometimes forget this place exists. I don’t know why because I can definitely cut loose here a little more.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’ve already heard a few in the messroom, so looking forward to reading a few more 😉
A copy of a book called Tales of the old Railwaymen
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You know, it’s an absolute triumph of American cultural influence that the musical Hamilton plays each night in London to thunderous applause from a packed theatre that’s less than a mile from both the Houses of Parliament and Buckingham Palace. You can’t argue with that.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Today was a code black day and for the worst of reasons. 💔😔
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Been waiting to hear of the date of GTR’s nationalisation (out of pure self interest for the most part) and now we have it as being the last day of May next year, after the DfT let it slip out quietly last night.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What with today being the railway’s 200th birthday, I wanted to share something of the dawn of rail where I am. This engraving, from November 1840, commemorates the opening of Brighton station by the L&B Rly, and its first train - to Shoreham - in May of that year. #Railway200
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Loud honk from the driver and some animated platform staff if they tried that here.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Made it to Copenhagen on Tuesday despite the drone issues on Monday night and since then, I’ve pretty much existed on a diet of beer, herring and open sandwiches. Managed to take the train from the airport too. All the food here tastes so good - thoroughly recommend!
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I’ve been put into a different boarding group to my wife for absolutely no reason for our flight to Copenhagen on Tuesday, despite us sitting next to each other on the plane. Just for the lols?
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Downstairs loo in the new place has a beautiful 1970s pink bathroom suite. Thinking I might lean into it…
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Cinema’s changed. Sofas and a glass of fizz now instead of a sticky floor and a small Coca Cola for £4.99.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
A combination of a night turn and the Brighton side of Victoria being shut today means it is simultaneously true that I’ve advised thousands that they’ll need to pay London Bridge a visit, while having been asleep in bed all morning. Small things for small minds I suppose 😅
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Next Toy Story sounds crap
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
What’s with the full body deodorant thats suddenly everywhere? Just have a wash.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I should be on nights this week, but instead I’ll be ripping out carpets in the new place and figuring out what’s wrong with the dishwasher. At least there will be beer in the evenings.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
On the door of the library loo…
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My fave bit of today was getting a message to say all had gone through and then less the 10 mins later - track defect Earlswood. This after my wife woke up and messaged that we’d be homeowners today - less than 10 mins later - track circuit failure Horley. Frickin railway determined to ruin it. 😂
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Well I’m a homeowner at the grand old age of 37. Move is tomorrow so frantic last minute packing ensues tonight!
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“Er…do any of you chaps know which frequency the local signal box is on?”
A picture of a Falcon Airways plane which overshot the runway while landing at Southend and crashed into the railway line in 1960.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Getting the keys to the new place tomorrow. I’d be excited except my current home still looks like Chernobyl.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Well this is a first…
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
12 hours of it today - thankfully the railway gods have been benevolent thus far.
My legs under my desk
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
New fear unlocked
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I come back after a week’s leave and the control point now has a fridge and a shiny new phone to the signaller (covered in large yellow stickers with big black block caps to tell me who’s on the other end). The phone has a hold function. I really hope the hold music is the Thomas and Friends theme.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Have you ever noticed that the man on the ‘men at work’ sign and the red/green man at pedestrian crossings IS THE SAME GUY? Where would we be without this helpful little guy offering instruction on how to behave safely in the public realm?
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It’s an ‘as ordered’ week. One week in every five I get four turns that could be anything depending on rostering requirements. I get given nights almost always, but this week in a surprise twist, I’ve been given lates. Feeling chipper to say the least.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Concrete grey seems to be everyone’s favourite new car colour now. It’s like people have had all the joy sucked out of them.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
ChatGPT can’t really do kits. It makes Umbro, who have been making excellent stuff recently, look as uninspired as Nike.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Stoats Nest Junction needs mending tomorrow. Kind of important one and it’s going to sever the Brighton Main Line for a day. What this means in practice is that many foreign visitors arriving for London, are first going to learn of the existence of East Grinstead.
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Ash @bmlbod.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Who is responsible for procuring and installing CIS? It appears more standardised than 10 years ago, when it varied wildly by TOC.
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