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solid samwise: bookeater

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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
they got ion like lion on zion
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
staring down the neighborhood cat
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
third act of heretic is so stupid i gotta choke out da burrito
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
we scanned the brains of a hundred hungry cats and composited the readings and fed them to an advanced imaging software. this is what it revealed:
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
this would’ve been a wmd in the 60’s
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
yes, that’s why I own ten
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
how millennials look like with their ironic hat collections
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
:}
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
tuck parts
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
abc donut
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
friday is my last day and then a mini vacation till mid august
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Tom Bombadil saying the quoted skeet below
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
why does anime food always look so good?🤤
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
they’re outta almond joy at the store, had to get pecan dread instead
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
gm
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
painting at the park :)
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
crying shiding and farding
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I’d read it
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I’m about to ban you from steely dan academia for this “fine columbian” debacle, young man
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
every time bluesky lingers a lil too long on the connecting screen
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
blue sky should make me everyone’s friend like tom from myspace
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/07/2023
i think harry potter should be in guantanamo bay
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
tom bombadil?
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
this is what I imagine data entry work is
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
rate limit gotta be the dumbest thing since tumblr banning porn. everyone knows posters just wanna scroll an be horny
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I am tho
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solid samwise: bookeater @blusamwise.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
howdy
a frog sits in the breast pocket of a shirt holding a lit cigarette
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