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Blundering Albatross

@blundertross.bsky.social
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I’m an aspiring author, professional proofreader, sometimes (bad) artist, and alltimes bisexual disaster who works under the name ‘Albert Ross’ Follow me for Battletech, Star Wars, Age of Sigmar, and (most importantly) Posts About my Dog ✨🏳️‍🌈

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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 5h
Despite the justifiable issues I have with Howard’s writing in the Conan stories, I have to admit he is also sometimes quite funny
A photograph of an extract of text from a book saying “‘What are you waiting down there for, you misbegotten offspring of questionable parents?’ was one of his more printable queries. 'Stick your ugly head up here again, you long-necked brute - or do you want me to come down there and kick you loose from your illegitimate spine?’”
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hearing my dad talking to his friends, I really hope the bot massacre from those Russian data centres going down is a long term thing Christ
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Made my dog sad today (went to work)
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Started playing Conan: The Hyborean Age and our party is great: - Budget Conan (Grom) - Viking™ (Wulf) - Steppe Horseman (Ken) - Stinky Druid (Fenrick) - Shady Rogue (Reg) This session we got framed and put in jail so Grom ripped the cell door off its hinges and we escaped. Good times.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hottest summer on record in England and it’s still tshirt weather on the first of October, but sure let’s approve more oil drilling in the North Sea and take 13 years to build one nuclear power plant
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On campus at my new university #photography
A photograph of a covered walkway beside a plant-fringed river or lake. The left side of the walkway is floor-to-ceiling glass while the right side is open to the water. The floor is regular square flagstones. In the distance there is a figure sitting on a bench and the walkway appears to curve round to the right, showing a truncated inverted cone-shaped building made of glass and wood panels on the other side of the water.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m gently pleased to announce NEW PENGUIN!!! www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/ar...
bbc.co.uk
New gentoo penguin species discovered by US and Chilean experts
Southeastern gentoo penguin look almost identical to other gentoo penguins, so until recently experts thought they were all the same species.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With that kind of recommendation, I’m sure I will!
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally finished the 079 Mobile Suit Gundam series and I well and truly know what the fuss is about now. It’s a show about the horror and pointlessness of war delivered via the medium of awesome giant robots, with literal decades of legacy that can’t be matched. On to Zeta Gundam now I think!
A man with brown curly hair in a white flight suit with red trim standing next to a woman with shoulder length blonde hair in a yellow flight suit with red trim both standing in front of the head and torso of a giant blue, white, and red robot. The words “Mobile Suit Gundam” are superimposed on the image.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again experiencing nostalgia for Wildstar. I loved the environments, the gameplay, and the lore, along with the fact it let me build a fox girl with great big [ears]. Shame it shut down but it’s not like I have time to play MMOs these days anyway
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Painted my character for Conan: The Hyborian Age. He’s a Hyrkanian warrior who travelled west in search of adventure. I call him Genghis Ken #miniaturepainting
A photograph miniature of a man wearing medieval mongol-style clothing. He has shoes of dark leather with light leather spats. His trousers are scarlet and he’s wearing a padded leather tunic lined with dark fur, missing the right arm, and tied with a blue belt. He has a hooded helmet with a horsehair plume and more dark fur trim. He has a black goatee. He’s wielding a short bow with an arrow half drawn. The base is modelled and painted to look like flagstones strewn with gold coins, a silver goblet, a discarded steel and bronze helmet, and a bloodied axe.A photograph miniature of a man wearing medieval mongol-style clothing. He has shoes of dark leather with light leather spats. His trousers are scarlet and he’s wearing a padded leather tunic lined with dark fur, missing the right arm, and tied with a blue belt. He has a hooded helmet with a horsehair plume and more dark fur trim. Across his back are two ornate quivers of dark leather, gold, and silver metal, a knife with a dark leather sheath with gold bindings, and a curved sword with a dark leather sheath with gold bindings. The base is modelled and painted to look like flagstones strewn with gold coins, a silver goblet, a discarded steel and bronze helmet, and a bloodied axe.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bet he doesn’t realise Ancient Rome had citizens from all across Europe and North Africa
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The original 30s Conan stories aren’t too dated apart from a couple of very specific ways. E.g. according to Howard woman in that world have three jobs: - Sexy helpless captive - Sexy evil sorceress - Old lady The other way is how he deals with race and ho boy I’m not even going to touch that
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re gonna need a bigger box 🦈 #ageofsigmar #wargaming
A photograph of a clear plastic box from the top down, filled with miniatures from the Idoneth Deepkin army of the Age of Sigmar Games Workshop range
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Visited a Victorian-era (1883) steam pumping station in action today. The two pumps are 4 stories tall and being in there is like being in a beating heart and a cathedral all at once. Warm, ornate, and comfortingly noisy at the same time. It’s powered by 6 of those furnaces #photography
A photograph of a large steam engine inside an ornate sandstone building with stained glass windows and internal filigree A photograph of a large wooden cylinder with bright brass banding and a tangle of darker metal pipes coming out of itA photograph of a large cylindrical brick and blacked iron furnace with the hatches open to reveal burning coalsA photograph of a large steam engine inside an ornate sandstone building with stained glass windows and internal filigree
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trying to work out the temple robes was a whole lot of trial and error, as was coming up with a background that didn’t look ass. Drawing an alien was a fun new challenge, but I’m happy with how the old Duros came out. The anime-style subtitles were a bit of whimsy lol
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally another of my HiPub Jedi OC Fjallrava. She, her apprentice Varlo, and her old master Esloth are summoned, along with other Investigators, to give their report to the council about the Nihil. Three weeks later, Starlight Beacon falls. #oc #characterart #art
Digital art of three people in white and gold robes, walking from right to left of the frame. The leftmost is a tall masculine figure with blue-grey skin, large red eyes, and no nose. He is looking behind him at the others and smiling. The middle figure is a young woman with pale skin, golden eyes, and tied back silver hair. She is looking over her shoulder and talking to the person behind her. The final figure is a teenage boy with tan skin and dark brown hair. He is looking forward at what the woman is saying. There is an intimate caption in yellow reading “Remember… The council are certainly wise, but in my opinion they spend too much time shut away in that tower of theirs”.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favourite thing about watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam is the humanisation of the Zeon forces. Even the grunts have their own personalities and commanders care about the rank and file. Really emphasises how shit the war is
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lifeboats are cool #photography
A photograph of the prow of a boat from a low angle. The hull is navy blue with a red and yellow stripe around the top and a black and white stripe near the keel. It has the letter RNLI 13-11 on both sides of the hullA close-up photograph of the cabin of an orange boat with grey metal railings, the windows of which are rimmed with black. A close-up photograph of the cabin of an orange boat with grey metal railings, the windows of which are rimmed with black. The view is pointing towards the bow of the boat, which is half-obscured in the bright light of the open hangar door.A photograph of side of the prow of a boat from a low angle. The hull is navy blue with a red and yellow stripe around the top and a black and white stripe near the keel. It is resting on a trailer with large caterpillar tracks.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tate St Ives #Photography
A photograph of a white interior staircase with a grey metal railing curving down towards a landing with a large circular window.A photograph looking upwards toward a circular ceiling with a circular spoked skylight. Across it is a triangular blue piece of translucent fabric with a white outline of an arm and hand painted on.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rain over Saint Ives #photography
A photograph of a view over a calm but rainy sea, the sky filled with grey clouds. A third of the way across the leftward horizon is a headland covered in buildings.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sunset at Godrevy #photography
A photograph of a view from a clifftop looking out to sea. In the right third of the frame is a white lighthouse on an island just off the coast and in the left third is a yellow sun just above the horizon. The sky is blue gradienting to yellow closer to the sun, with a scudding of clouds.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rainbow over Godrevy Lighthouse. Sometimes the conditions just work out. #photography (Reuploaded because of unforgivable transcription error)
A photograph looking out over a calm blue sea. There is some land on the horizon on the right over which is piled fluffy white cloud. There is a white lighthouse on an island just off the land. A rainbow is arcing down from the clouds to the rainbow.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Off towards St Ives #photography
A photograph looking out to sea with a forested headland coming in from the left of the frame. The sky is blue and almost clear with only a little bit of cloud on the horizon.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was revving up to make a late post about Dolly but now this fucking happened. RIP my Frankenfurter, my Thornberry, and my generally great guy
Tim Curry in a Soviet military officer’s uniform, looking into the sky and laughing. He is superimposed over a starry night sky with the text “see you space cowboy…”
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Carbis Bay, with St Ives over on the lower right #photography
A photograph of a beach at sunset looking diagonally to where a headland is silhouetted by the sun setting behind it, casting the partially clouded sky in yellow and orange. There are the figures of people on the beach rendered small and on the near distance on the left, and far distance on the right, the lights of buildings can be seen.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I am on a train journey. Fun fact: this station was first built in 1848 #photography
A gap between two red brick buildings roofed between by a white-painted iron structure with glass panels. The floor is grey slabs and through the gap can be seen more of the same buildings.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took this one in a hospital car park last night #photography
A photograph of tall clouds lit orange and yellow by the sun setting behind the viewer. The sky behind is a gradiented blue and at the bottom of the frame is a row of dark trees.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Having an old dog is a weird dissonance. Yes this creature is an old man but he is also baby
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Even more photos from a different dawn #photography
The end of a street just before dawn, going diagonal across the frame. Across the street are lit streetlights and palm trees and in the background beyond these the sea can be seen A photograph looking down the coast at dawn with the sea on the right of frame bordered by a sandy beach with buildings stretching away on the leftA photograph of the dawn sun filtering through vegetation, with the silhouettes of palm trees visible against the skyA photograph of a park at dawn with long streaks of sunlight splashing across mostly shadowed concrete. The back of the frame is a clear sky framed by trees
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In the market for a new PC and I think I just came across a great deal
A magazine advert for a home PC from 1999 featuring Leonard Nimoy
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Still proud of this one from (checks date) 18 months ago, bloody hell #characterart
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can’t sleep so guess I’m taking photos of the sunrise (Composition kept changing bc of 2 young ladies taking thirst trap photos; all power but get out of my goddamn frame)
A photograph of sunrise at the beach, looking out to sea from a sandy beach. The sun is still just below the horizon.A photograph of sunrise at the beach, looking out to sea from a sandy beach. The sun is still just below the horizon. There is someone taking photos in the frame, just at the waterlineA photograph of sunrise at the beach, looking out to sea from a sandy beach. The sun is just above the horizon.A photograph of sunrise at the beach, looking out to sea from the top of a cliff. The sun is still just below the horizon.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More photos from the morning
A photograph of the length of a street with sand-coloured terraced buildings down the right hand side and the sea visible on the left beyond a low white wall. In the centre and on the left of the street are palm trees. The sky is a gradiented blueA photograph of white and blue terraced houses at an angle looking up. Some have blue shutters and some have blue and white striped awnings. A clear blue gradiented sky is visible beyond them with a small waning gibbous moon just above the middle houseA photograph of a path leading towards the sea. The right side of the frame is taken up by a balconied, sandy coloured building while the left is full of leafy green vegetation partly obscured by lens flare from the sunA photograph of the sea in the mid ground with a rocky staircase down to the beach in the foreground and a a headland in the distance
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some photos from the morning
A photograph of a coastal path leading towards the sea, with multicoloured bricks and lined by palm trees. The sun is bursting through the left of the frame.A photograph of the sea at sunrise with the beach diagonal across the bottom thirdA photograph of a sandy beach at sunrise. The beach is heading off on a diagonal and the calm sea takes up the lower third of the frame with a blue gradiented sky taking up the upper two thirds.A photograph of a sandy beach at sunrise. The beach is heading off on a diagonal and the calm sea takes up the lower two thirds of the frame with a blue gradiented sky taking up the upper thirds, with a headland on the uppermost third line
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Headland
A photograph of a headland at night, occupying the horizon on the lowest third line, glowing with lights. Sand and sea have half of the lower third each, cut across the diagonal, and the top two thirds are a nearly clear night sky.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Lord help me, I’m going to start watching the entire Universal Century timeline for the first time #Gundam
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Moonrise over the bay #photography
A photograph of the sea at night. The moon is at the centre of the frame, just above the horizon, surrounded by clouds. It is casting a long reflection on the water
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Southern Horse Birthday to all who celebrate!
All thoroughbreds have the same birthday so that their ages can be standardized for comparison because of the historical lack of records of actual birthdays. All thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on the same date, January 1 in the Northern hemisphere and August 1 in the Southern hemisphere.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A photo I took last night of a man and his little dog, sitting on the wall at sunset and listening to live music
A photograph of a man and his little dog, sitting on the wall at sunset and listening to live music. The sky behind them is a gradient of orange and there are palm trees  silhouetted
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think I took a wrong turn somewhere #photography
A photograph of the sea at sunset, looking out from a sandy beach. A seagull is flying across the frame
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Friends, Romans, countryfolk, I present to you… post-groom peets #samoyed #dogsofbluesky
A photograph of two furry white legs with neatly trimmed paws on a wood-effect floor
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Topped up the pond and one of the residents came to say thank you 🐸 #wildlife #photography
A side-on photograph of a small frog on the edge of a big green leaf
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My latest Idoneth mini and the only one I’ve managed to get to stick to the flying stand with plastic glue. Colour scheme for this one is based on the IRL eel “red eel” Had fun converting the spear slung across the saddle because it bothered me that it was shell or nowt #minipainting #ageofsigmar
A model of a woman in gold and silver armour riding a giant red eel in silver armour. She is holding a large shell like a trumpet and there is a long spear slung across the saddle.A model of a woman in gold and silver armour riding a giant red eel in silver armour. She is holding a large shell like a trumpet and there is a long spear slung across the saddle.A model of a woman in gold and silver armour riding a giant red eel in silver armour. She is holding a large shell like a trumpet and there is a long spear slung across the saddle.
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’ve finally seen Project Hail Mary and it’s definitely worth the hype. It’s been so long since a blockbuster release had me laugh, cry, and had me glued to the screen like this. I love the science, the set-up, and how Grace ended up where he is (and why that’s really the best thing for him) 10/10
A greyscale image of a rock-based life form with 6 legs. It is lifting its two forelegs in the air. The caption is “ABSOLUTE AMAZE!”
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💀Jubi 💀 @jubilations.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
im a huge fan of the jimothy #art 🎨
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I could alternatively spend 12hrs on a coach for £28 but I’d rather gnaw my own arm off
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Blundering Albatross @blundertross.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My adventure with the British public transport system because I need to make a long journey next month: - By train, it’s £228, 3 changes, and 7hrs 40mins - By plane it’s £56, 1 change, and 6hrs (via a different fucking country) Like, what the fuck are we actually doing here?
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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