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Head like a sucked malteser.

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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 3h
Ah, that’s why I can’t find a gimp mask for my girl. What 🤷‍♂️
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 3h
Erm, what’s that 3rd option?
A screenprint listing. Designed For

Italian Greyhound
Dachshund
S&M Dogs
Large Dogs
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 10h
I’m not sure why City are so concerned about potential trouble from Liverpool supporters at the weekend. The Merseyside Police have such a good reputation for identifying and prosecuting suspects.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 17h
I love a bit of croc clothing however footwear has always been questionable at best. Next years though - a tennis ball as the heel? Surely this is a concept.
A pair of lacoste trainers with the heel made of a partially squashed tennis ball.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 18h
Bob on. The women were annoying now, would have annoyed me in 96/97 (when it was set) but I’d have loved them in 86 so recognised I’m just old. After that I was on board but green tracksuit mush totally annoyed me. Like a fake Robbie Williams trying to be Manc - the actor played the part well.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Driving home and thinking what is up with that black cat pelting it like that. 20 seconds later my boy comes round the corner in pursuit. No idea when he became a ruffian as he was on the bottom rung of the cat ladder.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not really a Yorkie fan and salted caramel has been done to death but I really enjoyed this (that was bought for me).
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You need to care as they don’t.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheers and yeah, I might try a finger for breakfast. I don’t totally understand MH issues but care enough to accept what should/shouldn’t be done. If he uses my Cloudwater glass for wine one more time though (especially when it’s hidden behind pint pots) then the gloves are off.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most of the time not to us. It’s far worse when he does. Recent conversations have included the establishment and 9/11 conspiracy theories. I understand you can’t tell someone suffering the same certain realities and that’s what’s killing me.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Believe me. Living with a spiritualist (not someone with MH issues - honest) is more than frustrating, especially if it’s your brother in law. Spirituality and Religion are different cheeks of the same arse if you ask me.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ll just keep doing the same. Like that made up Einstein quote that I can’t quite remember.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a delicate balance. A full round is too much for her and I don’t want more than 2.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What makes you think she doesn’t follow me into the toilet.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I read that as Seinfeld 😂
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A throwback 11 years to when Tom had been chased and head butted by a rabbit.
A ginger and white kitten lay on a carpet under a table.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My dog has a bowlfull of meat for breakfast. I have 2 slices of toast. I don’t ask for any of her large quantity of food but can’t get away without giving her some of mine. At least the cat hates toast, other than for licking butter off.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somebody said it’s so they have less breaks, which I believed, then saw there are another couple of games in a month.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oof. Not sure this much caffeine at this time of night is the best idea but this is amazing.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would have been best left totally uncommented on tbqfhwy.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve just seen the City womens squad and there must be a way to comment on the 2 keepers being Cumming & Yamashita. I may delete this after my nap.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Conkers, thousands of ‘em.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah…both points were in jest. I’m off to The Storyhouse and the canned beer is alright.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks…sounds good. I’m wondering whether you can work out the venue it’s set in. I may need to smuggle some Red Stripe into the theatre.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus, I must still be tired. I read a suggested post on Facebook and nearly corrected someone who’d commented on it. Time for a coffee and to give myself a slap.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m waiting for Tell Me On A Sunday.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eek. It appears I know all the words and how to sing them for I Know Him So Well.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I try a few and Mash Gang are decent. The main belgain breweries like Chouffe do ace AF versions.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah…the IPA isn’t too bad and fairly cheap and available in supermarkets. I’m a fan of Cloudwater Fresh AF but I only ever see that in their tap room.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My wife’s on Lucky Saint IPA. I’ve switched to red wine and watching Kill Bill.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tart Spicy Chilli & Lime Sour …because, why not 🤷‍♂️
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some is made for them, some isn’t. There’s a number on the labels instore but sadly not online so you could end up with shite.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I reckon it might be in my garage behind my Mum’s old belongings I haven’t faced yet. I can send it on if you’re interested!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I couldn’t even risk trying the naughty and nice stout. The gravy stout would have hurt too much and I love stout and gravy.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Axvex in Liverpool are great and if you can get there the tap room is excellent.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kids loved a fingerbob.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I took the photo off the net but it’s from Nottingham station tap apparently.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d say it actually was worse. Tasted like lager that had some crisps left in it overnight.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah…I had their Patrons box then and suffered that.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now, I love a bit of experimentation in a beer but, like Northern Monks Prawn Cocktail crisp lager, I’ll be giving this a miss.
A picture of an Azvex brewery beer that is mint choc chip sour ale!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m tempted to get a bulk order of soft furnishings with this printed on but I’m worried about the reaper cushions.
A cartoon drawing of The Grim Reaper.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Osaka derby tickets booked. Gamba (in Gamba Osaka) means “stand firm” so the club are effectively named “no runners”. I hope I get to meet this fella!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve just heard Luigi shout it’s Mya Jamas and I’m not sure whether he’s identified a traitor or found his lost sleepwear. No, you fuck off.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A bit different from when I used to see him in The Barleycorn!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re off to see that in Chester next week. Let us know whether it’s worth our while.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do like that TNF x Millerain parka but that Millerain patch used externally is a big no for me.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really don’t like quarter zips.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TBH, that sounds pretty coolX
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can keep your Orange Wines, it’s now all about the Orange Hops. Note: I love an orange wine
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Acaster, Lycett, Hart, Beckett, Ranganathan and Kemp. I’ll need a beer to cope with that line up.
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