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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 14h
Ladies & Gentlemen, here is my disease. Give me a standing ovation and your sympathy. …just 10 days until Japan
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A couple of pints of White Rat and this could be a wrap.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Skinheads on a raft then nap time!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All the fun on a run. What a morning it has been.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New turtle toy time.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don’t worry - Tom wasn’t totally left out.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gotcha Day. Bacon on salmon 👌
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Erm, what’s that 3rd option?
A screenprint listing. Designed For

Italian Greyhound
Dachshund
S&M Dogs
Large Dogs
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love a bit of croc clothing however footwear has always been questionable at best. Next years though - a tennis ball as the heel? Surely this is a concept.
A pair of lacoste trainers with the heel made of a partially squashed tennis ball.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Driving home and thinking what is up with that black cat pelting it like that. 20 seconds later my boy comes round the corner in pursuit. No idea when he became a ruffian as he was on the bottom rung of the cat ladder.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not really a Yorkie fan and salted caramel has been done to death but I really enjoyed this (that was bought for me).
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A throwback 11 years to when Tom had been chased and head butted by a rabbit.
A ginger and white kitten lay on a carpet under a table.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oof. Not sure this much caffeine at this time of night is the best idea but this is amazing.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Conkers, thousands of ‘em.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tart Spicy Chilli & Lime Sour …because, why not 🤷‍♂️
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now, I love a bit of experimentation in a beer but, like Northern Monks Prawn Cocktail crisp lager, I’ll be giving this a miss.
A picture of an Azvex brewery beer that is mint choc chip sour ale!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m tempted to get a bulk order of soft furnishings with this printed on but I’m worried about the reaper cushions.
A cartoon drawing of The Grim Reaper.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Osaka derby tickets booked. Gamba (in Gamba Osaka) means “stand firm” so the club are effectively named “no runners”. I hope I get to meet this fella!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do like that TNF x Millerain parka but that Millerain patch used externally is a big no for me.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can keep your Orange Wines, it’s now all about the Orange Hops. Note: I love an orange wine
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In-cred-i-ble.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one is printed on a tech running top and shows the profile of the Sandstone Trail. I worked out a fairly easy way to create the image if you have the elevation points across the routes.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing a tweet about an Ultra Marathon reminded me I used to commission and make these for people. I’m no longer raising funds for the girl I used to donate all profits though. This one is for the Gritstone Grind that I did a fair few years ago.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One for the IT freaks on here.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jogging, napping and drinking. What a day we’ve both had.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m waiting for my wife to bring the dog back so I can take her to my local brewery. In the meantime the cat gets some catnip biscuits.
An espresso and a couple of biscuits with a cat starjng at the caneea.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking so innocent but apparently had the neighbours cat pinned down then chased them down the street. My boy 💪
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post run snack & nap.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adds a dog shower to my list.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No stopping her today…there were squirrels all over.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<presses play on A Forest>
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Off to listen to Boonie.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bell Southgate again lad.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who runs the World?
A cat called Thomas in a cardboard box tgat says Who runs the world? Thomas!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m about to break the main rule of pet ownership and move these so I can get a coffee.
A dog and a cat lying on their owner.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tom is telling me to eff off if I think I’m trimming that patch of grass. It’s too long for a mower and I’m just hoping my good idea doesn’t lead to my foot falling off.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In other news I managed to break in/check my wheels* for Japan. *Are the kids still calling them this
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m not watching the game but I’m not shocked by this.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Both of us settled.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stout season 🙌 Based on a Mayan hot chocolate spiced dessert. Cacao, spices, chilli with dark chocolate ganache.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So proud of herself for finding the mud.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years since I took this photo from Hoboken. I frequently joke I should have been there but too many Long Island Iced Tees the night before saved my life. My main memory is the love and care of the locals in the aftermath. I do wonder whether this is the trigger for where we are currently.
A photograph of the twin towers site on this day in 2001 not long after being hit by planes.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From @thegingerwig.bsky.social on Facebook.
Tonight Man United play Sabah FK
If you haven't heard of them they are a small team from just outside
Manchester
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
…and what a girl. Forced onto the chair as the cat is pulling rank.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a boy.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Surf & Turf from CostCo makes the girls salivate.
A dog lay on its owner looking at treats laid out.

There is a string of drool but it’s hard to see.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I accidentally punched the dog in the mouth on Friday when playing with her sock. I got a really minor cut - I’ve had far bigger paper cuts. My little finger swelled up and I’m not on antibiotics after getting a tetanus jab and an iodine dressing. I can’t believe something so minor causes this.
A mans hand in a latex glove with a swollen little finger and a dog in the background.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pratt. 100% wool. Describes a large proportion of people I follow on here.
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Morning!
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Ed @bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One pungent and skunky and the other dank and sweaty. Yes, I do like them although the TIPA is a little sweeter than ideal.
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