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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24 "Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Boot doesn’t care that you cheered when it was kicking somebody else. Please read, comment, share, subscribe. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/the-boot-d...

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The Boot Doesn’t Care Who Licked It: The Milo Yiannopoulos Story

Congratulations, Jr. Fascist: You’re “The Other” Now

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Psycho Dad Joke: Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar? He was looking for the man that shot his paw. When he found him he tore his throat out....

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/08/2026

Natalie Harp is a grown-ass woman with a senior government job. We can discuss her without calling for the smelling salts.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

supposedly she slept in a locker room at the golf course to be near trumplethinskin... which begs the question what was par for that hole? www.msn.com/en-us/entert...

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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

rand paul is the shit-stain on the chenille bedspread of life

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

this is from a year ago, but it holds true yet today

Comedienne Elayne Boosler was asking for names of possible shows that could be performed at The Kennedy Center if it gets renamed after melanomia malananamia melanannia....well, you know who I mean. Here are my suggestions:
"Skanky Doodle Dandy". "The Seven Year Crotch Itch". "Little Shop Of Whores". "Damn Skankees". "The King Am I". "The Music Scam". "Fannie" (a musical based on the "Little Annie Fannie" cartoons from Playboy Magazine). "Scummy Girl". "Grease (Me Up)". "Scam-a-lot". "Man of La Raunch-a" "My Fair Shady". "Sinning in the Rain." "In The Country Illegally Blonde". "Moulin Douche". "Cum-pany". "Once Upon A Mattress, $50 On The Nightstand". "The Sound Of Moaning" "Beauty and the Yeast Infection"

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

posthumous excerpt from lindsey grahams diary Dear Diary Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

many people are saying that lindsey graham's death was caused by putin sending him a poisoned choir boy

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

if we learn anything from the sudden and unexpected death of lindsey graham, it is this.... never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

🎶"Hunks and Geeks and Twinks always scurry When they see some pecs that are furry, When they see some pecs that are furry on a Studly Top"🎶 Oklahomasexual - a new musical coming soon to a theater near you...

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

so I hear melania's next "film" is going to be a light-hearted romp shot entirely at the Reflecting Pool.

what looks like a movie poster for something called "Creature From The Hillbilly Lagoon", it is set in murky green algae filled water with a horrendous toothed fish-man creature rising up towards a buxom blonde floating in an inner tube as she reaches out towards a floating six pack of cheap, tasteless beer

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I never knew who my father was, so each Father's Day I choose one. This year I'm going with actor turned author Thomas Tryon, whose first novel was the runaway bestseller "The Other", which is still one of the best slow burn mystery/psychological thrillers ever. Happy Father's Day!

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

today is trump's birthday. in honor of the occasion, dead flowers will be left at the grave of his actual birth mother in that small, abandoned cemetery in Italy....

still picture of a scene from the movie The Omen, showing Ambassador Thorn (Gregory Peck) and photographer Jennings (David Warner) in an abandoned cemetery in Italy at night, they have just uncovered two graves, one has the skeletal remains of a jackal (Damien's birth mother) and the other has the remains of Thorn's son who was murdered at birth by devil worshipers.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Come on, Zeus and/or Jupiter, do your stuff...

picture of melon mussolini in false valor military dress with ribbons and medals, sitting atop a tiny toy riding tank in the middle of the street during a parade, he is wearing a birthday hat and crying as the entire parade is being deluged with a massive rain storm.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

this is from the tangerine twatwaffle's birthday last year. I'm thinking of making it my Christmas Card this year.

picture from tangerine twatwaffle trump's birthday 06/14/2025, there is a row of port-a-pottys in front with a person in a teal colored t-shirt and black shorts walking by them, behind is a row of trees, and inbetween the trees and the port-a-pottys is a jumbotron screen projecting an image of pete hogsbreath, president shitler and first skank melanomia sitting in the front row of some sort of birthday bash.

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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If this isn't the best metaphor for the Trump presidency. Filling the swamp while also draining the US Treasury dry.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Did you hear about the professional snake charmer who had to quit the business when his snake went deaf. It was a bad case of a reptile dysfunction.

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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 09/06/2026

If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The Qockpit Quartet have announced they have declined to appear at trumpfest 250

Still picture from the movie "Airplane" that has four people in the cockpit of the plane, flying by using the "instruments" - Stewardess Elaine (Julie Haggerty) is on far left playing clarinet, next is Dr Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) playing a bass fiddle, Stewardess Randy (Lorna Patterson) is playing saxophone, and to the far right replacement pilot Ted Striker (Robert Haye) is playing trumpet.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

just waiting for the trump regime to triumphantly announce they've booked lindsey graham's garage band....

picture of a record album cover, it has a spaceman in a bubble helmet sitting on a drumset on a distant planet in a field of stalagmites, there's a starry sky behind him and a retro rocket ship taking off behind him. the name of the album is "Pounding Out A Beat On Uranus"

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

This just in.... Phineas and the Ferbtones have declined performing at Freedom 250, as they have to wash their platypus that night.....

still shot from the Disney cartoon series Phineas and Ferb, it is Phineas playing a guitar and Ferb on a keyboard, on a stage in front of a sign saying "Phineas and the Ferbtones" - their sister Candace is standing to the left of them and looking at a microphone as Phineas is trying to get her to sing.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 29/05/2026

Here’s the deal for those confused: “America 250” is the bipartisan celebration committee. “Freedom 250” is a Trump organization celebrating him masquerading as a celebration of America. The concert was Freedom 250. Hence the cancellations

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

trump is the only person I know that can take a suppository at either end.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

remember when trump leaked lindsey grahams personal phone number during the 2015 debates, and lindsey posted youtube videos of him destroying his phone, rather than just get a new phone number? That, my friends, is the very definition of "Drama Queen"

picture from a youtube video lindsey graham posted of him destroying his cell phone after trump leaked his personal number

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Strands #789 “I ❤️ Hawaii” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Connections Puzzle #1055 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Wordle 1,777 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

“Now they want to clutch their pearls and murmur about tone, about civility, about dialing it down—as if they haven’t been the ones striking the match, stacking the kindling, standing back to watch what catches.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

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Spare Me the Bullshit About “Lowering the Temperature”

Trump lit the match, Republicans fed the flames—and now it’s performative pearl-clutching right on cue

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Strands #772 “It's a little unclear” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Wordle 1,760 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Connections Puzzle #1038 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Strands #769 “You're putting me on” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵

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