BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 7mmidwest saying: she's got a face you could chop wood with 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 35mhe looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a yeast infection 030
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 22hmafia nuns: "I want this problem like Maria solved......PERMANENTLY!" 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026or starring in "Encino Man 2: Electric Boogaloo" 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026he looks like he smells of the frying vat oil he has to strain and refill every night before he leaves by the rear door of the corn dog stand and heads to Hooters.... 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026like a 102-year-old that has hit a rough patch 060
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026he's trying to figure out how to do the Hokey Pokey? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKM5...youtube.comBarney Song : The Hokey Pokey (Hi, Neighbor !)YouTube video by BarneySongs 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026kevin's middle name should rightfully be "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh duuuuuuuuuuuuhhh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhwayne" 001
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026pratt really living up to that last name, innit he? 030
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I thought Arctic Frost was the code name for melania? I mean, why else does the furnace kick on every time she enters a room? 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think the only men checking out trump are these dudes.... 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me too praying for a brain exploding is still praying, right? 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"DOGE Membership" aka "The Teeny-Weeny Peeny Patrol" 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there's a difference between cheap and downright tasteless / tacky. 050
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is it just me or do prostitutes in Fellini movies have a better concept of how to wear make-up? 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026he'd probably just write "quiet, piggy" 500 times and call it a day 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026while the teacher spends those two hours behind the gym, chain-smoking Pall Malls and sending white-supremacist texts 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026will he be using his Artful Dodger "'Cor Blimey Guv, it's a fair cop..." voice? 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026midwest saying: If I had a rat's ass, I still wouldn't give it. 0190
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026she doesn't really want to talk politics, unless there's a hefty cash payment delivered by cabana boys in Speedos before each appearance 070
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026he looks like he scrounges for food from a dumpster behind a Piggly Wiggly, but sure.... 001
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026well, I'm sure THAT will make grocery and gasoline prices go down.... 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026does he know his barber obviously hates him? 020
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I sort by highest rating and narrow it down from there 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026don't know if I HATE trump but I can say the only picture I ever want to see of him would be a chalk outline on the floor of a crime scene bonus points if it includes melania being led away in handcuffs and not the fur-lined kind Actually I HATE TRUMP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fetterman's about as deep as an inflatable kiddy pool. 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comAnimation CartoonsAlt: gif from Family Guy with Peter hiding behind a tree, holding a rope that is attached to an anvil hidden in the tree. Peter has baited the trap by placing a dollar bill on the sidewalk in front of the tree, then forgets he put it there and all excited about finding a dollar on the sidewalk, he lets go of the rope to reach for the dollar and gets hit by the anvil. 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“If you’re evil… maybe you’re actually kind of good” is right up there with "Hitting yourself repeatedly in the head with a sledge-hammer makes you appreciate it when you stop" 041
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can't this hatchet-faced harpy find some old, abandoned bell tower to retire to? 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he looks like he'd condemn mayonnaise as "The Devil's Condiment!!" 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he looks like he parks his unmarked white van near childrens playgrounds and plays ice cream truck music over his speakers 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026once trump has been removed from office, either by impeachment or death, his pictures should be replaced by a dumpster fire for his first term, and a pic from "The Walking Dead" showing zombie hordes shuffling mindlessly for the second term. 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they're as similar as two peas in a pod or two skanks in a dark alley 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026his screen saver is probably dancing chicken nuggets against a background of juice boxes 020
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026serious question can any actual picture of eric "I Eat Library Paste" trump be termed a glamour shot? he's gives the word "fugly" a run for its money 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026of course math scores are at a 25 year low. to the MAGAts if it's higher than fingers and toes, it don't exist. 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026to quote the sage wisdom of Lou Grant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cHS...youtube.comLou Grant - "You've got spunk!" - Mary Tyler MooreYouTube video by QuantumBuc 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026rumor has it that ed sheeran wanted to be a schoolteacher, but he couldn't control his pupils.... thank you, thank you, here all week and don't forget to tip your wait-person. 040
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026and they'll probably get that "Big Balls" asswipe to head it up 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the extra $7 million is to expand his personal team of road-kill shoppers 000
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comMermaid Man's Evil Scream with SpongeBobAlt: Clip from Spongebob Squarepants with Mermaid Man screaming "Evil. EEEEEEEEVVVIIIILLLLL!" as he runs around the lobby of the home. 010
BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026also mike lee (probably) "I'd also like to see trump throw a pile of dirty shirts at xi and say 'no starch, no hangers'." 000