You walk along my street and all the other houses have their shades drawn tight, dim lights filtering out, maybe the occasional blue of a television reflection, and THEN THERE'S MINE 😂
blueMeridian
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Fandom, engineering, life. Been around a hot minute. There’s probably going to be a significant number of dog photos, so consider that your warning.
![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 with shoulder-length hair sitting at a laptop with Person 2 standing behind her.] PERSON 1: I’m browsing the list of potentially habitable planets. This one is promising! Wait, no, the surface is thousands of degrees. (2) PERSON 1: This one could be a water planet! ...But it’s not dense enough to be solid. PERSON 2: Yeah, that’s a mini-Neptune. (3) PERSON 1: This one could be habitable if it has a greenhouse effect! Sadly, spectroscopy shows no atmosphere. PERSON 2: Aww. (4) PERSON 1: Here’s one in the habitable zone, 1 Earth mass, with an atmosphere! PERSON 2: Ooh, water star does it orbit? PERSON 1: ...Sol. PERSON 2: *Dammit.*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidkwexwn7g6koqrozwpi7wmztwolhkp6iz75atphye3zweg54cmzy)
![Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihh2225lvac7fxizkf4badta4zt3t3wjsjfo2bspwczeoih6mxkb4)
