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Maso

@bluemaso.bsky.social
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A place for me to be chaotic. Researcher, photographer, motorcyclist 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇹🇳🇿. he/him.

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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve had a complex relationship with food due to chronic stomach/pancreas issues and often avoid eating because I can’t be bothered dealing with it and this is kinda making it more apparent in a measurable way… Also trying to dose my pancreas meds based on nutrients and hopefully that’ll help me too
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CW: food stuff A friend suggested I start using Built With Science for working out instead of FitBod and it has a nutrition component that logs how much you’re eating and wow, I’m not eating even close to the targets each day.
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly kinda homophobic that my parents in law are in town for Folsom weekend
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had thought it before but this interview is really driving home that it’s difficult to truly know someone if times are always good. I would’ve put myself through hell to be there for him if he’d needed me, but instead he put me through it because he couldn’t be bothered to resolve the conflict
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reading an interview about Priya Parker’s new book The Art of Fighting, and she’s talking about how conflict is needed to “figure out together what we're about”. My best friend of 6 years and I only had one fight before he cut me off unexpectedly in a really shitty way last year and I was blindsided
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know it’s kinda bullshit but I always feel a bit ashamed saying I’m a house twink and not working even though literally everyone thinks it’s goals
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ARSE on display while I chillout and listen to music before bed
Sitting in a leather chair with ARSE in the nasa logo on my shirt. Behind me there are boxes and some speakers. On my lap is a book
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Read a thread last year about how couples maintain their relationships and that’s how my husband and I started a daily first boop competition. Sometimes it’s a sneak attack, sometimes it’s offered, other times we literally fight to get the other’s snoot, and it’s one of my fave rituals
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Haha thanks
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Felt kinda handsome all dressed up
In a green tweed three piece suit with and orange bow tie and pocket square standing in from of some plants in the sun
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Haha yepppp
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think my least favourite part of this app is having to rack my brain to figure out who this was and not even being able to see the messages I’ve sent
Screenshot of a dm thread with “deleted account”
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I miss how on tumblr everyone tagged their selfies #me so you didn’t have to scroll through all their shit posts to see their thirst traps
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Aw hugs
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Benvenuti a Milano!!
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had to take my wedding ring off before I could go get him to put it down my throat (the nice Dr at the hospital who used a scope to investigate my pancreas)
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Last weekend’s ride was very fun
Me on my motorbike in full helmet and gear with the road behind meStanding on a cliff edge holding my helmet by my sideOn my bike on a tree lined road
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Bran 🦉 @gremmy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bloomf meetup at the Gates of Hell @bluemaso.bsky.social
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me: idk why it’s so hard to get my 3 year old nephew to eat, shouldn’t little kids want to eat? Also me: *skips lunch because I was doing more interesting things and then ran out of time*
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shower time
Mirror selfie flexing one arm with my hand on my head
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Aw thanks
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My brain is being very mean to me this week and I would like it to stop, please
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do I have any Chicago based oomfs? Looks like I’m going to be in town at the end of the week
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Are you visiting oomfie?
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Having family visit is nice but it’s been a week since I’ve had any alone time and I am starting to go stir crazy
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yayyyy!!!
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Very happy with my new Triumph Scrambler 400x
Me sitting on the bike wearing my leather jacket with the helmet resting on the tank so you can see my faceMe riding it down a California st
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Went for a test ride on the bike I’m hoping to buy next week
Me in full motorbike gear on a Triumph Scrambler 400x in a carpark with bikes behind me
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Couldn’t tell if my new friend (with whom I share a name, Italian heritage and riding motorbikes) was also queer or not but he just invited me to go see nascar literally during SF pride… so I’m pretty sure he’s straight
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Spent yesterday procrasticleaning but god it’s nice to have a clean house
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Definitely there are nice surprises, but I tend to ask, is the benefit of this being a surprise for the person receiving it, or so the person making it can feel good?
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hot take: surprises can often be selfish. I have a friend that never tells her family she’s visiting so she can surprise them. They get a pleasant surprise but it’s stressful because they couldn’t plan (so it’s not really good for them and it seems more about her feeling good for surprising them)
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hahaha, well, drinking in moderation is still virtuous oomfie 😘
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lowkey one of the big reasons I stopped drinking
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s looking good!
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We need to start watching the season still but it’s always so good
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sending big hugs
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sitting in highway traffic in a car is a special kind of hell when you know you could be on a motorbike enjoying life
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dr Maso!!!
Wearing red/white PhD robes and black bonnet holding degree standing in front of the Swiss of the Sydney opera house
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Omg I love that trick
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I swear every second time I go to type a ? I accidentally type a v
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Has anyone been using the Grindr AI features? I’m super curious to hear about your experiences as someone who studied dating apps
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ok it’s 11pm, time to stop being productive and **** *** instead
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Aubrey Van Gelded @neonpherepapha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Forget sex, drugs and rock & roll. We got:
"Masturbation, Autism, and Learning Disabilities"

A guide for parents and professionals, by Mel Gadd.
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Aw thanks!
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I feel like I have a part time job providing emotional/technical support atm. Between my mother, father, stepmother, great uncle, and the partner of a very close family friend who died a few months ago, I feel like I spend at least 10 hours a week on the phone talking them through various things 🥲
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“It’s going to be a long 1:45, isn’t it?”: my husband 13 minutes into an Italian film after the third time I’ve paused it to explain something…
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sending big hugs 🧡
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Husband is out for a walk, I can finally crank it
My watch showing 76dB in front of a speaker
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Maso @bluemaso.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Editing photos from a very emotional day that I’ve been putting off for two months and playing very loud Arctic Monkeys while I do so is helping me not just break down
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