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Blue Lizard Travels

@bluelizardtravels.bsky.social
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Blue Lizard likes to travel, eat fry sauce, and touch the butts of statues. A light-hearted travel blog with the occasional cooking post.

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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worst part of Des Moines? Glowing zombies. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNeon #desmoines #iowa #zombieburger
Blue Lizard sees a neon sign depicting a large zombie wearing a t-shirt that says "Des Moines: Hell Yes."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blue Lizard meets Mecha Cocaine Bear from the upcoming "Cocaine Bear 2: Electric Boogaloo" #AlphabetChallenge #WeekMforMachinery #iowa #cocainebear #aurelia #Kiwaniswalkingtrail
Blue LIzard is trapped in the mouth of a bug-eyed bear made from metal scraps.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Do you know Zoltar?" #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLookingIn #tinkertownmuseum #newmexico #fortuneteller #zoltar
Blue Lizard looks into a glass booth containing a robotic fortune teller. It's dressed as a woman wearing a head scarf and several beaded necklaces. In front of her, there is a tea cup and a bottle labeled "love potion."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@lgr-yt.bsky.social Wasn't expecting LGR Foods to be namedropped by Japan Eat www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ASo...
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Eating the dumbest sandwich in Japan
YouTube video by Japan Eat
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blue Lizard is always open to trying new foods, even if the descriptions are a bit off-putting. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekKforKn #knoephla #soup #northdakota #bismarck
Blue Lizard looks at a menu that says "You'll love our lumpy yellow soup" next to a photo of the soup.Blue Lizard next to the "lumpy yellow soup," a bowl of knoephla. It's dumplings and potatoes in a chicken-based broth. The restaurant serves it with saltine crackers for maximum carbs.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#SeptemberMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge #Music Day 12 - A song about an animal www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP8L...
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Ballad of Weird Dog (Music Video)
YouTube video by Louie Zong
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#SeptemberMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Day 8 - A song about the enterprise youtu.be/E9u9JKcmJmY?...
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Star Trek: Enterprise Theme but the theme is coming from inside the Enterprise NX-01
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#SeptemberMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge #MusicSky 7 - A song with screams youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg?...
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Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough (Official Video) ft. Alex Cameron, Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes
YouTube video by KirinJCallinanVEVO
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Not for human consumption," but clearly perfect for a fake lizard. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekJforJocular
Blue Lizard climbs up on a tray of fake bread. One sign next to it says "Fresh FAKED with love!" while another says "PLEASE DON'T Handle The Bread! Bread not for human consumption."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#SeptemberMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Day 6 - A song to wake up to www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlOj...
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Elastica - Waking Up
YouTube video by ElasticaVEVO
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#SeptemberMusicChallenge #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Day 3 - A song with an acoustic guitar www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ma...
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Small Time Drug Dealer
YouTube video by Wally Pleasant - Topic
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why would I want to taste a t-shirt? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforIntegers #winetasting #lindsborg #kansas
Blue Lizard is on top of a sign that reads "T-Shirts $10.00 Free Tasting!"
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: The guy dressed for a costume ball named himself after his room number.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amphibians ♡ Lizards #AlphabetChallenge #WeekHforHearts #bensonsculpturegarden #amore #kimkori #sculpture #loveland #colorado
Blue Lizard sits between the eyes of a frog sculpture. The frog is making a heart shape with his hands.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The little girl in the middle is secretly a robot maid with random powers each episode. Somehow, it was on for four seasons.
The family from the bizarre 80's syndicated sitcom "Small Wonder."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A Mastodon moderator said I was body shaming for posting a photo of Blue Lizard.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you see something like this it's your signal to not buy from there. If they're too lazy to put up some black plastic letters then they're too lazy to serve sanitary food. Never correct your opponent in the middle of a mistake.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's one big buffalo. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekGforGrand #jamestown #northdakota #dakotathunder #sculpture
Blue Lizard sits atop a wooden sign that says "Jamestown, ND. World's Largest Buffalo 1959. Dakota Thunder." The statue was commissioned in '59, but was actually completed in '69.Blue Lizard looks at Dakota Thunder, an American Bison statue that is 26 feet (8 m) tall, 46 feet (14 m) long and weighs 60 tons (54 t).Blue Lizard next to one of Dakota Thunder's giant feet
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
BL doing his Immortan Joe impression #AlphabetChallenge #WeekFforFilms #madmax #furyroad #geneseebeer #rochester #newyork
Blue Lizard sits atop a tall, clear cylinder labeled "pure water."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Don't you hate it when your travel schedule doesn't line up with the tarantulas? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekEforEphemeral #tarantulas #colorado #lajunta
Blue Lizard sees a banner that says "Tarantulas are coming. Information here."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge Day 31 - With Who, What, When or Where in the title Awich - WHORU? www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1AE...
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Awich - WHORU? feat. ANARCHY (Prod. Chaki Zulu)
YouTube video by YENTOWN
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge Day 30: FREE CHOICE DAY. From TOPS member Jane Penny www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1QN...
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Jane Penny - Messages (Official Video)
YouTube video by Jane Penny
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#DavidsMonthofMusic #MusicChallenge Day 29 - A song about war or peace This is the original. Edwin Starr's version is a cover. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0e6...
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War
YouTube video by The Temptations - Topic
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge Day 28 - A B-side or bonus track This Peter Gabriel parody was the B-side of "Smells Like Nirvana." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySkA...
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Waffle King
YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Maybe you're in the wrong club when you notice one of the wallflowers is a flying monkey. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekDforDark
Blue Lizard in a dark room looking at a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
The cover of Dada's "El Subliminoso"
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Blue Lizard was worried about visiting the Rainbow Bridge until he found out it's not the one from the poem. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekCforCurves #route66 #rainbowbridge #kansas
Blue Lizard sees the Rainbow Bridge, a white arched bridge on old Route 66 near Riverton, KS.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#MusicChallenge #LookAndSee (462) Thundercat - Dragonball Durag "Baby girl, how do I look in my durag? Would you tell me the truth?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ormQ...
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Thundercat - 'Dragonball Durag' (Official Video)
YouTube video by Thundercat
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#SongBuilding #MusicChallenge Day 18 - Gymnasium Chelmico x JOYFIT - Limit Do you want to know your limits? Also, something about an ingrown toenail. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOVv...
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chelmico × JOYFIT コラボソング「Limit」
YouTube video by chelmico
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Blue Lizard's hobby is touching the butts of statues. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekBforBehind
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This church at an abandoned pueblo still hosts services once per year. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekAforAbandoned #pecosnationalhistoricpark #newmexico #pueblo #pecosmissionchurch
Blue Lizard looks at the side of Pecos Mission Church. The adobe wall is dotted with broken wooden supports.Blue Lizard looks out from what's left of the altar at a butte. While the side walls still stand, the front walls and roof are gone.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Since Independence Day is coming up, Blue Lizard wanted to show the most American thing he's ever seen. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekZforZany #drugs #guns #wyoming #merica #independenceday
Blue Lizard sees a sign that says "Corner Stone Pharmacy & Arms, Mixing Guns & Drugs Since '22."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Blue Lizard was too shy to get closer to Caitlin Doughty. I think he was intimidated by her epic bangs. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekYforYonder #caitlindoughty #theorderofthegooddeath
Blue Lizard is at the back of a crowd listening to Caitlin Doughty speak about death care.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Blue Lizard's excitement was short lived when he realized Jack Daniels is terrible. #AlphabetChallenge #Xyloid #whiskey #jackdaniels #whiskeybarrel
Blue Lizard pokes his head into the side of a whiskey barrel.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other‘s headers. This is my favorite picture of Blue Lizard, taken at Garden of the Gods. #gardenofthegods #landscape #colorado
The header for Blue Lizard Travels. It shows a cropped picture of BL sitting on some red rocks.Blue Lizard rests upon a red rock, looking out over colorful bushes. The Rocky Mountains and a low sun can be seen in the background.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Blue Lizard checks out Niagara Falls #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWater #niagarafalls #newyork #ontario #rainbowinternationalbridge
Blue Lizard sits on a hand rail, looking out over Niagara Falls. The Rainbow International Bridge can be seen in the background.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A picture that captures your essence.
Muppets Kermit and Robin contemplate a real life frog. This image was created by Louie Zong.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Thriller! Thriller night..." #AlphabetChallenge #WeekVforVocal #michaeljackson #thriller #airfreshener #throwthatout #shiftythrifting
Blue Lizard sees an old, yellowed air freshener display. There are three designs: "I (heart) Michael Jackson," a drawing of Jackson with his signature, and "Michael Jackson Thriller."
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.
A billboard with a man next to the text "This man consumes over 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year! WE CAN NOT STOP HIM"
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Official Mustard Representative #AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUniform
Blue Lizard rests on the shoulder of a well-worn mascot costume. It's shaped to look like a bottle of French's mustard.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live. GWAR KMFDM Tears for Fears Weird Al Yankovic Howard Jones The Cure Green Day Amyl and the Sniffers The OneUps Culture Club (BL doesn't have a preference for 80s acts. They just have the most affordable tickets.)
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Janus is the Roman two-faced god of time and transitions. Here, we see him depicted as a jolly ear of corn. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekTforTime #janus #cornpalace #mitchell #southdakota
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? Fry sauce, obviously.
Blue Lizard Sr. waits impatiently for Blue Lizard Jr. to open a container of fry sauce.Blue Lizard dips a fry into a container of fry sauce.Blue Lizard shows no interest in the chickpea dish next to him, because he had a container of jalapeno fry sauce.Blue Lizard dips a tater tot into a bowl of homemade fry sauce.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Blue Lizard could be the next James Bond, but he really prefers "The Avengers." #jamesbond
Blue Lizard wearing a bowler hat surrounded by pens
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
People are talking about who they'd like to see as James Bond but no one is talking about who they'd hate to see as James Bond. The worst possible James Bond. This is because we all know it would be Jared Leto. Which is why he will be the next James Bond.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Get Your ̶k̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ thrift on Route 66. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekSforSongs
Blue Lizard sees a Route 66-themed sign for a Goodwill.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor: George Takei as Ricardio the Heart Guy.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The middle of the image is the Burger King logo with the text "Foot Lettuce." Below that, it says "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
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🆂🅷🅴🅴🅽🅰 @sheena-mck.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
And we’re back! The new #AlphabetChallenge feed is up and running. Share it, save it, use it - otherwise the last couple of days will have been for nothing 😂
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