Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did My Student Oversleep, or, Were They Raptured? A Coach's Tale by Kelzor with help from Caffeine 180
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026fyi I found a heart shaped mole on my boob It’s very small But if this kills me, I hope you know I’ll be laughing my ass off in hell 2140
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A fun thing is when you wear a white cardigan to work and then a pen exploded at your desk and you have to clean up SO much ink but you manage to do it without any getting on your cardigan. You think. About to go to the bathroom and get a definitive answer on how badly the rest of my day's going. 190
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026one week til we host a big-ass tournament and I feel woefully under-prepared even though I'm so much further ahead than I have been in previous years. 250
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the most recent "I did a hard thing" ring I got myself from Etsy is a piece of shit, oh my god. I never leave reviews, but this is bad. 5140
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I came home from my walk, I may have noticed that Kingsley wasn’t paying attention, so I may have stood out of view, outside my front door, and dragged my fingers down the screen, and when I peeked, the look on his face was so bad I couldn’t even take a picture, I done broke the boy  070
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have been avoiding it because I hate cringe, but I finally watched that Senator Schmidt perjury trap thing and I think I'm dead now and that motherfucker doubled down, he looks so fucking stupid, my god, it was horrible 190
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026last month I made a bunch of freezer meals specifically for when I'm having a rough time due to my period and let me tell you, I could go back to August and plant a goddamn kiss on myself, having a bowl of pasta with a ton of veggies, vegan parm, and a vegan sausage was PERFECT today 1120
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Amazon's fucking AI assistant always pops up when I'm trying to print a receipt to PDF for my goddamn job and it's like SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET OUT OF MY WAY, I DO NOT NEED YOU FOR THIS, I AM SO GODDAMN SICK OF AI, NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN it, like, bLOCKS the price when I do this! FUCK YOU 290
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fall has barely started and it already feels like it's almost over. I guess that means I just need to consume as much cinnamon as I can before Christmas overtakes us all. 050
Reposted by KelzorJenn (She/Her) 📚🐉🏳️🌈 @jennreads303.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sometimes, when I get down to say…4 or 5 books by @tkingfisher.com that I haven’t read, I get scared that a time will come when I don’t have an unread T Kingfisher to enjoy. Should I slow down…pace myself? Silly, naive me. She is keeping us FED. Can’t wait for this one!! 💙📚@torbooks.bsky.social 830219
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This book made me cry again. I had to pull myself out of a nosedive because it was gonna get FUGLY if I let go. I can’t even remember the last time a book made me cry (it has happened, but with the Wellbutrin I’m usually too flat to get affected too strongly) 140
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I make such good soup. I am so happy I managed to become a decent cook because with how cheap I am, there's no way I'd survive. 170
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Since the AC came down, I could shift my office back and actually HAVE A WINDOW AGAIN. This is my own personal walking trail that the city made just for me, aren’t I special 160
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026damn we have a week of super sunny, warm fall days ahead of us. I hope all the summerfolk are appeased by this and won't give me a hard time for loving the rain when it finally rolls in. YOU HAD YOUR TIME 000
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg I slept 10 hours last nightstatic.klipy.comFluffy Sleepy Cat with Messy HairALT: Fluffy Sleepy Cat with Messy Hair 2120
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fortunately other coaches attended practice tonight because my menstrual cup failed me and I had to leave immediately a hahahaha ah a ha a haha. I knew a cup instead of tampons today was a risk because it’d be over 13 hours and my GOD it was like 12 hours on the DOT. 150
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My ADHD-ass, pre-knowing I had ADHD, would have tried this and my fridge would probably be seeping vegetable slime within about a week because I would have no motivation to eat any of this stuff (stored INCREDIBLY improperly) before it began decomposing 130
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would really like to know with more certainty how likely it is I will have a tooth break if I bite down weird. I think I need a nightguard. I'm just perpetually terrified of breaking a tooth, especially at a time when it would be difficult to get it repaired immediately. 110
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just scared a white man on my walk. My, how the turn tables. 070
Reposted by Kelzorouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS 3932182253
Reposted by Kelzorillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you’re either listening to music with me or you’re listening to music against me 58019
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A whole day ahead of me with no plan - what do I even doooooo 240
Reposted by KelzorBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦⬛ 492576563
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh please Cultural cachet? I’m on my fourth year working with college students who fucking drag me every time I don’t know their slang. Who erupted in a chorus of “oh my god, who says that? that’s so cringe” when I said “sus” once. I am inoculated against caring. 180
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Kingsley come inside and eat some dinner!” “Or how about I put nearly all of my body weight on your shoulder while you try to eat yours???” 1110
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The scariest episode of Widow’s Bay is, imho, the sea hag one 030
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026First round of tomato canning done! All jars sealed nearly immediately and I actually got about twice as much from this batch as I estimated. HUZZAH. I even got litmus tests to be extra sure I won’t die. I‘m... reasonably confident. 050
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So much undone. So much cleaning to do. And yet, I headache, so I 170
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 26/09/20264 PM bowl of oatmeal, starting our Friday night partying a little early this weekendstatic.klipy.comDance Dance BoyALT: Dance Dance Boy 020
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026now that Someone isn't at work and we're covering for them, it's painfully obvious how little was done. just... almost a relief to know I wasn't imaging it all. 1130
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Challenge: be a faithful on The Traitors without being a whole-ass dipshit; difficulty level: impossible 020
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm allergic to cringe, someone else tell me how bad this is plz 480
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why is OneDrive a piece of shit? the world may never know but I assume it is to specifically and deliberately PISS ME THE FUCK OFF 160
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We're taking my dad to breakfast tomorrow for a belated birthday celebration, and my brother and I are splitting the check, which I guess means we're finally actually grownups. 040
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026grocery prices are fucking depressing. I am really close to being out of fresh fruit and veg so I need to do some shopping, which I will do at Walmart, but last night I was at Safeway and a pack of Violife (vegan cheese) was almost $7.50 regular, like $6.90 on special? 190
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026okay what are we getting dads for christmas this year 100
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why don't I wanna watch Dune Part II like I wanted to watch Dune Part I all the time? I think there's something to seeing Zendaya pissed at Timmy for the entire movie and knowing she's still gonna have a baby with him, like, girl, listen to your gut?? 230
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Saw someone talk about how a specific electronic face mask thing is worth the money and I went to look it up and it’s $400 and I said out loud “I don’t wanna be pretty that badly” lmao. My face is what it is at this point. 3110
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Because Kingsley is so goddamn useless, I have caught and killed about 15 of these today with my bare hands. I am, like, improving on fruit fly murder, year-over-year. Be the cat you wish to see in the world. 140
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026also it freaks me out when peoples' webcams follow their faces around 130
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*trying to focus during the French listening exercise on Mango instead of letting my mind wander*static.klipy.comSimpsons: Homer's Monkey Cymbals BrainALT: Simpsons: Homer's Monkey Cymbals Brain 110
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you know, he's a certified dingdong, but the fact that Kingsley thinks I control the weather (as he MUST, since he is yelling at me for there being clouds when I finally let him outside) is pretty nice for my ego 040
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Okay here is the entire list of everything I am doing or experiencing this fall that is making me glad. 150
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my bullet journal is getting less complex/ambitious as each year goes on to the point where I may just by a goddamn normal planner for 2028. every once in a while, the ADHD combined with the Too-Much Gene reveal their true colors and those are "Kelly is Wasting Her Time" 140
