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@blllake.bsky.social
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✊🏿🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 NC • cat dad • Desperate Housewives enthusiast 📸 instagram.com/blakewatsondailey

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 2h
I panic and blackout every time I need to press one of these
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ALIVE?!
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I fear I’ve reached the age where my neck just perpetually hurts.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My phone tells me this every day like I care
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Definitely just climbed onto my bathroom counter so I could brush my teeth without interrupting my robot vacuum. Is this the future
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Omg hey twin! I’m wearing mine today too!
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh dear god why
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sorry the wordle is WHAT?
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Maybe my upstairs neighbor sells or collects bowling pins and they topple over a lot
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Susan’s only redeeming quality is that she buys Volvos. #DesperateHousewives #DeHo
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Some posts aren’t sending, I’m getting messages aBOUT posts but not the posts themselves, I get notifications about reactions but then the reactions aren’t actually there…? And yeah same—random messages come through days later. WILDLY broken.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Singing “where the hell is my husband” except it’s “where the fuck are my AirPods”
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ok @spotify.bsky.social hbd but change the app back to normal
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The Windows Security PIN seems like such a handy idea until you find yourself entering it THREE TIMES IN A ROW to log into ONE WEBSITE
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
😏
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sorry, my BlueSky has really just devolved into a Blake-Complains-About-Technology account, hasn’t it?
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sure, Windows, I’ll reboot my computer and reconnect to the VPN and enter my PIN for every single app TWICE WITHIN A 10 MINUTE TIMESPAN. I don’t have, idk, work to do.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Golly gee whilikers I love how clicking “enable editing” on an excel spreadsheet resizes the window for no reason
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I am very concerned about the theme song for season 4 of White Lotus.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
God I love cancelling a meeting
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I adore this gif
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It isn’t my fault that speed limits are too low! I’m not going 55 on a freeway, and I’m not sorry about it either.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Either my neighbor burnt a ton of toast or I’m having a stroke. This may age hilariously—stay tuned.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Me at car dealerships
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ready 2 party
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Idk I just think it would just be super rad if Windows didn’t ask me to sign-in twenty times over the course of a single workday.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I got charged for parking by both hotel and valet company and have been trying to get it resolved for almost 3 months. Like, it’s only $70, but also: it’s $70! 🫪
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Microsoft: On a scale from 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Power BI to others? Me: 0 MS: Why? Me: This is not the type of thing people recommend to one another??
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Brad is a very cozy kitten today. #bradthecat🐾
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Driving a thirsty SUV that requires premium fuel is a WILD choice right now. —sent from my Acura MDX
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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
as a reminder:
a framed letterpress poster I made that says “WE ARE ON A PLANET IN OUTER SPACE!”
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It’s awful. And this time around, I’m putting premium in a large SUV. Genuinely miss being shocked at spending $50 to fill up my Civic 😩
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You legally have to tell us
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is how Sunday always feels. Super chill existential dread.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If there’s ever an actual fire in my building, I am fucked. The alarm has gone off so many times that now I just grab my noise cancelling headphones and wait for it to stop.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
😩
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Be right there
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I am exhausted y’all
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every time I have a gummy I want to post pole on main
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Minivans are the most practical vehicles on the road, and the ick people have for them is so goofy.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You’re welcome!
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
There’s something about a toasted blueberry bagel with whipped cream cheese that just really hits the spot.
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Finally watched Sinners, and WHAT THE FUCK GRACE
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I love telling my cats “bone apple teeth” when I give them dinner
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I must have missed that entirely. Well, I guess I’d better make it a little more modest before posting here 😅
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Obligatory favorite sweater selfie but make it burdened by corporate America and late stage capitalism
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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If they don’t, we’re GONE
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