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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I fear I’ve reached the age where my neck just perpetually hurts.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My phone tells me this every day like I care

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Definitely just climbed onto my bathroom counter so I could brush my teeth without interrupting my robot vacuum. Is this the future

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sorry the wordle is WHAT?

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Maybe my upstairs neighbor sells or collects bowling pins and they topple over a lot

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Susan’s only redeeming quality is that she buys Volvos. #DesperateHousewives #DeHo

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Singing “where the hell is my husband” except it’s “where the fuck are my AirPods”

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ok @spotify.bsky.social hbd but change the app back to normal

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The Windows Security PIN seems like such a handy idea until you find yourself entering it THREE TIMES IN A ROW to log into ONE WEBSITE

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Sure, Windows, I’ll reboot my computer and reconnect to the VPN and enter my PIN for every single app TWICE WITHIN A 10 MINUTE TIMESPAN. I don’t have, idk, work to do.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Golly gee whilikers I love how clicking “enable editing” on an excel spreadsheet resizes the window for no reason

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I am very concerned about the theme song for season 4 of White Lotus.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

God I love cancelling a meeting

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It isn’t my fault that speed limits are too low! I’m not going 55 on a freeway, and I’m not sorry about it either.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Either my neighbor burnt a ton of toast or I’m having a stroke. This may age hilariously—stay tuned.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Idk I just think it would just be super rad if Windows didn’t ask me to sign-in twenty times over the course of a single workday.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I got charged for parking by both hotel and valet company and have been trying to get it resolved for almost 3 months. Like, it’s only $70, but also: it’s $70! 🫪

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Microsoft: On a scale from 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Power BI to others? Me: 0 MS: Why? Me: This is not the type of thing people recommend to one another??

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Brad is a very cozy kitten today. #bradthecat🐾

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Driving a thirsty SUV that requires premium fuel is a WILD choice right now. —sent from my Acura MDX

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chris @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

as a reminder:

a framed letterpress poster I made that says “WE ARE ON A PLANET IN OUTER SPACE!”

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

This is how Sunday always feels. Super chill existential dread.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

If there’s ever an actual fire in my building, I am fucked. The alarm has gone off so many times that now I just grab my noise cancelling headphones and wait for it to stop.

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bwd @blllake.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

It’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me

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