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Liam Blizard

@blizard.io
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Software engineer living on the Isle of Arran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 with my wife, daughter & dog. Likes being in the mountains, under or on the ocean, or in the stands at Sheffield United. Codes in C#, F# and Swift blizard.io

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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 28/09/2026
Finally got Eden emulator and lossless scaling running on my steam deck so I can run Tears of the Kingdom at 60fps like god intended
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 26/09/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 26/09/2026
😭😭😭😭😭
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 25/09/2026
A good start
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 24/09/2026
My front door key! For obvious reasons this door is never locked
A very large an ancient key
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 24/09/2026
It did result in this legendary fuck up though, so swings and roundabouts
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/09/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/09/2026
This is true, but place names can also go extremely hard
A tiny  Scottish village called thundergay
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 22/09/2026
Glowing recommendation from the four year old
Text message from my wife with my daughter

Charly My Wife
B: 'what's a genius?'
Me: 'someone who is extremely clever!
B: 'dad is a genius.!
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 21/09/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 20/09/2026
Any excuse to rehash the memes..
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 15/09/2026
God i hate geopolitics sometimes
A chart of heating oil prices in the uk, showing a vertical rise in feb 20206 when the stupid orange cunt started attacking Iran,  then slowly reverting back to the mean in July, then a slow rise back up again as the Iran war continues, and the Houthis take control of Bab al-Mandab strait
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 09/09/2026
I think he meant Leadership without Gravitas
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 06/09/2026
Same in Scotland
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 02/09/2026
In Google yes, but Apple Maps just shows Lake Ontario (in the UK)
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 31/08/2026
This would be relaxing had I not also come to the pub with the neediest dog in the world
Big Suze the Irish terrier, with her head on my lap, wondering why I am not giving her any treats
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 31/08/2026
Bank Holiday Monday vibes
Chilling in the pub by the sea, with a pint and a TrimUi Brick Pro playing Zelda a link to the past
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 28/08/2026
I'm in this
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 26/08/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 26/08/2026
Big Suze also incredibly needy of a morning
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 24/08/2026
Evening all
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/08/2026
The four year old is currently obsessed with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (we skip The child catcher bits), and has made herself a replica
A four year old girl sitting in a cardboard box pretending it's a car with a plastic tub lid as a windscreen
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/08/2026
Some of those academics after looking into Cofna's background
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/08/2026
Gareth Bale went above and beyond in paying his respects to Gary Speed
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 16/08/2026
"For you, the day you almost finished a bottle of wine, and then you checked yourself into rehab, was the most important day of your life" "For me, it was Tuesday"
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 13/08/2026
My favourite mascot shot of all time. Check the score. The match finished 4-2 to the Blades
Sheffield Wednesdays mascots looking on dejectedly as their team is being beaten 0-2 by city rivals sheffield United. The match finished 2-4 to the blades.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 10/08/2026
Thank the Lord!
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 07/08/2026
From our London reception, when I was retelling the story of my wife proposing to me from the comfort of a camping chair, & instead of saying "she didn't get down on one knee" it came out as "she didn't get down on her hands & knees", and someone shouted "wahey", and I realised what i'd insinuated
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 06/08/2026
This is a greater crime than when they chopped down the sycamore gap tree
Th giant cock forest of Crawford being harvested for wood
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 05/08/2026
Also, I haven't got a fucking clue about either of these things
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 05/08/2026
It is isn't it
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 03/08/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 29/07/2026
We have a competition every year in my village. This our bronze winning entry from last year
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 28/07/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 28/07/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 27/07/2026
Problem is, if an election is called to do tax reform, then Labour will have to spell out precisely what they are going to do, otherwise the opposition will project whatever they like. These posters were pretty successful in 1992!
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 27/07/2026
Headline :LOOKS LIKE A THICK TURD
ON THE OUTSIDE
Sub: TASTES LIKE SHIT ON THE INSIDE
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 27/07/2026
Was one of the main selling points when I bought my house. Wish i had the money to change the wallpaper and carpets mind...
Hallway and staircase in an old house, with revolting yellow wallpaper that i can't afford to change
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 21/07/2026
POV: You have the sea to yourself for an evening swim
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 20/07/2026
🫡
Two landscape screens, 1 portrait
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 20/07/2026
Has he ever thrown a kettle over a pub though? That's the real trophy.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 19/07/2026
Scenes across the world right now
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 18/07/2026
I thought this had zero chance of coming in after the first half
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 14/07/2026
My new obsession is a freemium mac app called WhatCable, and a label maker www.whatcable.uk
Readout of whatcable showing transfer speed an charging capabilities of a USB-C cablePrinted label attched to a USB-C cable showing it's  speed
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 14/07/2026
See also
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 11/07/2026
That is banging
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 10/07/2026
They have just introduced 20MPH zones in my village, but the council have cheaped out and just put magnetic signs up, and people keep ripping them off.
Road signs on opposite sides of the road, one showing 30 mph , the other showing 20
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 09/07/2026
Absolutely brutal drive by on me here
Closely related are the practical pessimists, who worry that billionaires will find ways to avoid coughing up, severely reducing the tax take. Emigration is one option, as several California billionaires have already demonstrated.
They mourn that historical evidence might not be much help, given how few billionaires a new tax would rely on.
When it comes to fixing fiscal deficits, their T-shirts say "tax them and me".
They also note that 95 per cent of a multibillion-dollar fortune is still enough to buy a social media company on a whim.
They don't get invited to many parties
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