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blitzen13 🇨🇦

@blitzen13.bsky.social
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Canadian, corporate wage slave, social activist. Punk, drunk, connoisseur of the written word and fine cheese everywhere.

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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want them to trot out that MAGA old lady driver and make her apologize to the country in person.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 01/10/2026
Will you marry me - Proposal Will, You, Mary, Me - Foursome request Will, you marry me - Time traveler spoiling the future Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself Punctuation, it's THAT important!
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Erika Wybourn @erikawybourn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Via the Handmaids 905 group on facebeurk:
Tips for perpetrators to avoid raping people.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't disturb me when I'm concentrating, Mother.
A black cat lounges in her human's lap. Her gaze is fixed on a crossword puzzle. She reaches out a paw to pick up a pen and fill in the last few clues. She's a genius!The same black cat is now looking accusingly at her human as her chain of thought has been interrupted. Be quiet, mother, I'm working here!
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am "there was a piece of asbestos in the rock & mineral kit I had as a child" old.
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David Cowhig 高大伟 @gaodawei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The U.S. government contacted Quebec government, in an attempt to bypass Canada in trade talks. Quebec said no. Ingérence: Washington a approché Québec directement sur les tarifs douaniers pour court-circuiter Ottawa dans la guerre commerciale | TVA Nouvelles www.tvanouvelles.ca/2026/09/25/w...
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those last two reposts are related.
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today in Stop Romanticizing Canada: Quebec’s Bill 9 has just taken effect, barring women in veils from receiving public services. Public employees include university faculty, so professors have been instructed to require veiled women to uncover their faces or be removed from the classroom.
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Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9 Islamic schools on high alert after email threatening ‘slaughter’ of Muslims
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9 Islamic schools on high alert after email threatening ‘slaughter’ of Muslims
The Muslim Association of Canada says nine schools it operates across Canada are on high alert after the schools each received an email this week threatening violence against Muslims.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If my 86-year-old mother in a wheelchair can get organized to vote, so can YOU. 🫵#notothenine #abpoli
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Six magpies lined up on my balcony staring in. There's no more food, guys. You ate it all.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your "news" website requires me to login with my email to get "free" access, that's a hard no from me. You don't get to market stuff to me if I don't get to sample your wares first. And I'm not signing up until I know you won't be selling my email to someone else.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you ever noticed that in the movies it is always the women who are the crazy stalkers? And those are often comedies. Occasionally the stalker is male, and it's a romcom where the woman eventually falls for him. In RL women are assaulted and killed by stalkers every day.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What about the "grudgework" (sic) of checking your sources? That Wikipedia link literally says the origin story of the ring is a myth, and that "the initial batch of Iron Rings were actually produced by World War I veterans at Christie Street Military Hospital in Toronto." LOL.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I simp for crows.
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Crow Stares & Demands Peanuts
ALT: Crow Stares & Demands Peanuts
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He can afford a fucking Cybertruck, but can't pay to bury his own child that he ran over because he wasn't paying attention??? I'm heartbroken for the kid, of course, hut fuck this guy.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Money Cat Can! youtu.be/LL-8emNdBNo?...
youtu.be
GAY PURR-EE (1962) Clip - "The Money Cat" sung by Paul Frees & The Mellomen (LYRICS [CC])
YouTube video by Dreams Are What Le Cinema Is For
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice work if you can get it. 🙄
A black cat snoozes with her head resting on a laptop keyboard.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These are going to fail spectacularly, because the creep cameras are the *reason* people buy these.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not a good look: arresting seniors calling on Mark Carney to not walk back our climate obligations. In my last 2 years as MP I ran a gauntlet of threat, swarming and harassment everyday from conspiracy ragers. House security and Ottawa police just watched. Seems instructions have been issued.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Baloo Dancing in The Jungle Book
ALT: Baloo Dancing in The Jungle Book
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me filling out my ballot
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Sesame Street Monsters Say Nope
ALT: Sesame Street Monsters Say Nope
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It shouldn't have to be said, but even if you hate someone, you should still use their preferred name and pronouns. The person on the right is Caitlyn Jenner.
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Doug Johnson 🇨🇦 @smikooman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kerry-Lynne Findlay's BC Conservative Tour Bus booked for possible fall election. #BCpoli
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait, the BC Conservatives lost *another* 3 MLAs??? What an absolute shambles. 😅 #cdnpoli #bcpoli
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
North of 60 is the best show that has ever been on Canadian television, and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Every single episode reduces me to tears. Follow me for more Gen X Canadian culture takes. Or don't, whatever.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These new Terry Fox Run ads are killing me. I'm old enough to remember his run. We watched the news every day to see how far he had gotten. He was so brave, so young, so beautiful, so determined. A true Canadian hero. I was devastated when he had to stop. 💔
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching ST: SNW, and FINALLY! 🎆🎊🌋
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's funny how the right-wing is pro all kinds of intrusive surveillance and tracking...except for speed cameras.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I overheard someone say "Hyrox" today, and didn't know what it was so I searched it, and...oh. Oh no. Nonono. www.cbc.ca/news/world/h...
cbc.ca
Athlete who won Hyrox competition while leaking diarrhea unleashes 'biohazard' debate | CBC News
The graphic images of world record holder Joanna Wietrzyk competing with feces running down her legs at Saturday's Hyrox in Beijing have sparked debate about the health and safety of competitors versu...
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My workplace has already been finding new suppliers of paper from Europe over the past year or so, and if we become closer to the EU, that is only going to benefit us. #cdnpoli #ElbowsUp
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Distracted boyfriend meme. He (labeled EU) turns to look at Canada while Turkiye looks askance.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My source? That would be the aforementioned Carney truthers who show up in my mentions insisting I debate them.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Zit Remedy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The band Zit Remedy from Degrassi, featuring Wheels on bass,  Snake on guitar, and Joey Jeremiah on vox and keyboard.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Carney cult is just as bad as the MAGA cult. Anytime you point out the horrific way he is gutting public services, environmental protections, or selling off our assets to foreign concerns, you get dozens of responses "bUt tHE oTheR GUy iS WorSe!" #cdnpoli
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a Canadian 🇨🇦 band edible: Bunchofuckingrapes
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They should have called the Florida bit "North Cuba".
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is brilliant 👏
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
theguardian.com
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did Pee Wee Herman ever meet Ed Grimley? 🤔
Pee Wee Herman from the waist up, wearing a grey suit and a red bow tie. Ed Grimley from the waist up, wearing a brown-and-orange checked shirt.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Men are not OK.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today I learned that Gravol is Canadian. I had no idea. I don't actually use Gravol, but good to know.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was born in what is now Bengal in 492 BC. I killed my mother at birth and died days later. I suspect a lot of my lives will turn out like this. anyhumanever.com
anyhumanever.com
Any Human Ever
One life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I did the US dialect quiz, but I don't understand question 128: "What is your term for a small round fruit with a fuzzy skin?" 1. Apricot or 2. Peach Do Americans not know these are two different fruits?? Anyway, apparently I'm closest to someone from Washington state. mydialect.us/quiz-extende...
mydialect.us
Extended Language Quiz — Dialect Map Quiz
Take the Extended Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what gif pops up when you type your name? ...I'll take it.
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Stephanie Vaquer's Headlock on Cora Jade in NXT
ALT: Stephanie Vaquer's Headlock on Cora Jade in NXT
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lee Valley is a fantastic company, and everything they sell is very high quality. I have 5 of their cloth shopping bags and use them daily, they last forever.
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
arizonasports.com
ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got my Special Ballot today for the referendum. Let's goooo! #abpoli #notothenine
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