blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want them to trot out that MAGA old lady driver and make her apologize to the country in person. 040
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 01/10/2026Will you marry me - Proposal Will, You, Mary, Me - Foursome request Will, you marry me - Time traveler spoiling the future Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself Punctuation, it's THAT important! 1308
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Erika Wybourn @erikawybourn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Via the Handmaids 905 group on facebeurk: 012
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 8685502801
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am "there was a piece of asbestos in the rock & mineral kit I had as a child" old. 100
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 David Cowhig 高大伟 @gaodawei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The U.S. government contacted Quebec government, in an attempt to bypass Canada in trade talks. Quebec said no. Ingérence: Washington a approché Québec directement sur les tarifs douaniers pour court-circuiter Ottawa dans la guerre commerciale | TVA Nouvelles www.tvanouvelles.ca/2026/09/25/w...tvanouvelles.ca 15829
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026today in Stop Romanticizing Canada: Quebec’s Bill 9 has just taken effect, barring women in veils from receiving public services. Public employees include university faculty, so professors have been instructed to require veiled women to uncover their faces or be removed from the classroom. 9252104
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 25/09/20269 Islamic schools on high alert after email threatening ‘slaughter’ of Muslimsctvnews.ca9 Islamic schools on high alert after email threatening ‘slaughter’ of MuslimsThe Muslim Association of Canada says nine schools it operates across Canada are on high alert after the schools each received an email this week threatening violence against Muslims. 023
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If my 86-year-old mother in a wheelchair can get organized to vote, so can YOU. 🫵#notothenine #abpoli 072
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Six magpies lined up on my balcony staring in. There's no more food, guys. You ate it all. 100
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If your "news" website requires me to login with my email to get "free" access, that's a hard no from me. You don't get to market stuff to me if I don't get to sample your wares first. And I'm not signing up until I know you won't be selling my email to someone else. 010
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have you ever noticed that in the movies it is always the women who are the crazy stalkers? And those are often comedies. Occasionally the stalker is male, and it's a romcom where the woman eventually falls for him. In RL women are assaulted and killed by stalkers every day. 010
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What about the "grudgework" (sic) of checking your sources? That Wikipedia link literally says the origin story of the ring is a myth, and that "the initial batch of Iron Rings were actually produced by World War I veterans at Christie Street Military Hospital in Toronto." LOL. 010
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I simp for crows.static.klipy.comCrow Stares & Demands PeanutsALT: Crow Stares & Demands Peanuts 000
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He can afford a fucking Cybertruck, but can't pay to bury his own child that he ran over because he wasn't paying attention??? I'm heartbroken for the kid, of course, hut fuck this guy. 072
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Money Cat Can! youtu.be/LL-8emNdBNo?...youtu.beGAY PURR-EE (1962) Clip - "The Money Cat" sung by Paul Frees & The Mellomen (LYRICS [CC])YouTube video by Dreams Are What Le Cinema Is For 000
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026These are going to fail spectacularly, because the creep cameras are the *reason* people buy these. 010
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not a good look: arresting seniors calling on Mark Carney to not walk back our climate obligations. In my last 2 years as MP I ran a gauntlet of threat, swarming and harassment everyday from conspiracy ragers. House security and Ottawa police just watched. Seems instructions have been issued. 44544231
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.static.klipy.comBaloo Dancing in The Jungle BookALT: Baloo Dancing in The Jungle Book 110
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me filling out my ballotstatic.klipy.comSesame Street Monsters Say NopeALT: Sesame Street Monsters Say Nope 022
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It shouldn't have to be said, but even if you hate someone, you should still use their preferred name and pronouns. The person on the right is Caitlyn Jenner. 141
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Doug Johnson 🇨🇦 @smikooman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kerry-Lynne Findlay's BC Conservative Tour Bus booked for possible fall election. #BCpoli 181
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wait, the BC Conservatives lost *another* 3 MLAs??? What an absolute shambles. 😅 #cdnpoli #bcpoli 100
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026North of 60 is the best show that has ever been on Canadian television, and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Every single episode reduces me to tears. Follow me for more Gen X Canadian culture takes. Or don't, whatever. 000
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026These new Terry Fox Run ads are killing me. I'm old enough to remember his run. We watched the news every day to see how far he had gotten. He was so brave, so young, so beautiful, so determined. A true Canadian hero. I was devastated when he had to stop. 💔 161
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's funny how the right-wing is pro all kinds of intrusive surveillance and tracking...except for speed cameras. 021
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I overheard someone say "Hyrox" today, and didn't know what it was so I searched it, and...oh. Oh no. Nonono. www.cbc.ca/news/world/h...cbc.caAthlete who won Hyrox competition while leaking diarrhea unleashes 'biohazard' debate | CBC NewsThe graphic images of world record holder Joanna Wietrzyk competing with feces running down her legs at Saturday's Hyrox in Beijing have sparked debate about the health and safety of competitors versu... 020
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My workplace has already been finding new suppliers of paper from Europe over the past year or so, and if we become closer to the EU, that is only going to benefit us. #cdnpoli #ElbowsUp 030
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My source? That would be the aforementioned Carney truthers who show up in my mentions insisting I debate them. 020
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Zit Remedy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 010
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Carney cult is just as bad as the MAGA cult. Anytime you point out the horrific way he is gutting public services, environmental protections, or selling off our assets to foreign concerns, you get dozens of responses "bUt tHE oTheR GUy iS WorSe!" #cdnpoli 221
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a Canadian 🇨🇦 band edible: Bunchofuckingrapes 252
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They should have called the Florida bit "North Cuba". 010
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.theguardian.comRevealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newslettersExclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism 2319261222
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today I learned that Gravol is Canadian. I had no idea. I don't actually use Gravol, but good to know. 020
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I was born in what is now Bengal in 492 BC. I killed my mother at birth and died days later. I suspect a lot of my lives will turn out like this. anyhumanever.comanyhumanever.comAny Human EverOne life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived. 110
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing 7477162
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I did the US dialect quiz, but I don't understand question 128: "What is your term for a small round fruit with a fuzzy skin?" 1. Apricot or 2. Peach Do Americans not know these are two different fruits?? Anyway, apparently I'm closest to someone from Washington state. mydialect.us/quiz-extende...mydialect.usExtended Language Quiz — Dialect Map QuizTake the Extended Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey. 000
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026what gif pops up when you type your name? ...I'll take it.static.klipy.comStephanie Vaquer's Headlock on Cora Jade in NXTALT: Stephanie Vaquer's Headlock on Cora Jade in NXT 020
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lee Valley is a fantastic company, and everything they sell is very high quality. I have 5 of their cloth shopping bags and use them daily, they last forever. 173
Reposted by blitzen13 🇨🇦 Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said. 611175549
blitzen13 🇨🇦 @blitzen13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Got my Special Ballot today for the referendum. Let's goooo! #abpoli #notothenine 140