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Blippy the Wonder Slug

@blippytheslug.bsky.social
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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959. ⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️ Mastodon: @BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne 🇩🇪

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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping. Soory, Bluesky. The new logo is too distracting, and I feel like I'm scrolling a box of panty liners. Add that to the overall "company meeting" atmosphere here, and yeah. Not for me. See ya!
A 'possum screams into the microphone "You laugh and say we play dead, but it is you who pretends at being alive!"
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
I really don't like the butterfly logo.
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Susanne Aust @susanne-aust.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Könntet ihr da einfach weiterschneiden??? '
Querschnitt durch einen Rosenkohl.

Es scheint, als hätte er Schmerzen ...
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
#Audrey
An AI dreaming of Audrey Hepburn with a ball gag.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
The big lad has baubley earrings
The bull from Birmingham station, wearing red bauble earrings
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Marverde🌴 @marverde.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Killing the people. Killing the land. I hadn't heard of anything so dreadful since napalm. #Israel #Gaza #genocide www.theguardian.com/world/2023/d...
theguardian.com
Flooding Hamas tunnels with seawater risks ‘ruining basic life in Gaza’, says expert
Senior hydrologist warns Israeli plan would constitute one element of the crime of genocide
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Sophie Mac @sophiemac.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
And all the world is watching and still not doing anything. It makes me sick!
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Dunno if I like the butterfly logo; I kinda prefer the cloudscape. The blue butterfly, to me, brings to mind feminine hygiene products, or a bad movie, a la The Brown Bunny.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt #WakeAndBake #MorningGlory
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping. A windy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. Incarcerate 🍊🤡 Fuck GOP. Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.
Renaissance painting of a woman at confession. 

I'm sorry, daddy, I've been a bad girl.

Please! In public, it's "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

It's funny because priests usually go for little boys, not full grown women.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
a story in 4 parts 😌
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Grok is so based
Elon Musk © @elonmusk
Grok is wise
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Grok
Fun
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I can confirm that Elon Musk is a pedophile.
Elon Musk © @elonmusk
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Unfortunately, the Internet (on which it is trained), is overrun with woke nonsense.
Grok will get better. This is just the beta.
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#KeinVerblassen @keinverblassen.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
#Antifaschismus
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
UNTITLED 0917 If I were to Somehow Be magically transported To within arms reach I would happily accept The consequences Of my actions #PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🧜‍♀️
Frankenstein's monster carries off a mermaid. Both seem quite pleased with the situation.
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Nail 🧦 161 @dienail.eurosky.social · 22/12/2023
Am Strand mit Zoltan. #OstseeNail
Stürmische Ostsee, blauer HimmelStürmische Ostsee, blauer HimmelStürmische Ostsee, blauer HimmelStürmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Yoshi One-Eye plots my imminent demise.
Yoshi One-Eye looks at me from the cat tree, plotting.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
An AI dreaming of Audrey Hepburn as a Star Trek redshirt.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
#Audrey
Audrey holds the hems of her black shoulder-less dress as she initiates the Dance of the Lengthening Days.
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Earth Just Received Laser-Beamed Cat Video From 19 Million Miles Away www.iflscience.com/earth-just-r...
iflscience.com
Earth Just Received Laser-Beamed Cat Video From 19 Million Miles Away
Every cat who ever failed to catch the red dot from the laser pointer can consider themselves celebrated, and revenged.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
#Audrey
Audrey plays with some white doves while wearing a spotless floral themed shoulder-less circus dress.
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Lars Butnotleast @larsbutnotleast.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Schattenmuränen
Drei Muränen in einem Einmachglas mit Sauerkirschen. Das Glas steht auf einem Holztisch mit mehreren anderen Kirschen. Im Hintergrund ist eine Schüssel mit Kirschen zu sehen
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Chloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
It's heartwarming how the dolls will boost each other's "dick reveal at x followers" posts. We're a big community of thirsty bitches who really wanna see each other naked 💞
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Happy Solstice, everyone! (The real reason for the season.)
Full moon rises over the mountain along a desert highway.Hare silhouetted against the rising full moon.The figure 8 of the moon at zenith during its cycle.Full moon centered in an Ibex's horns.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
#Audrey
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Ahh! 🔔 The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells! #Quasimodo 🔔🦇🔔 #BatshitCrazy
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping. Another cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. Incarcerate 🍊🤡 Fuck GOP. Today's agenda: TBD
A nude woman smokes a cigarette, coffee service at her feet.

No naughty bits are visible.
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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
There are two cats in all of us.
Photo of 2 cats. One is bent over with his bum facing the camera.  The other is      covering the first cat’s brown winker and staring at the camera in disdain.
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Prof Chaos @profchaos84.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Warum heißt es Astronaut und nicht Allmann?
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
#Audrey
Audrey does her hair while wearing wedgies and short shorts.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
🎵 I saw Audrey kissing Santa Claus... 🎶 #Audrey
Santa seems less than thrilled to get a squeeze from Audrey. 

Dunno 'bout you, but I'd have a different reaction... *waggles eyebrows*
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Aufkleber: Stadt für alle statt für Autos.
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Vegan Zombie 📎⛽️ @veganzombie.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
AfD fordert Warnung vor veganer Ernährung. MüllerMilch steht im engen Kontakt mit der AfD. Zufall? Sicher nicht!
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Sio K. Lypse @siokalypse.de · 20/12/2023
Tut mir leid, liebe Menschen die unter mir wohnen, aber ich bin erkältet und muss deshalb auf meinen Dinos durch die Wohnung reiten.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping. Another icy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. Incarcerate 🍊🤡 Fuck GOP. Today's agenda: On my last nerves.
A human nervous system,  including brain and eyeballs, lays on a dissection table.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Humba, who is Not Our Cat, comes by for leftovers and grab-assery once more.
Humba rushes in like a bat outta hell to get at the leftovers. 

We have the "good" cat food.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
♫ Let me pee, let me pee ♫ Let me pee, let me pee ♫ Please go get the leash, Mom ♫ Let me pee
A dog sits at the piano.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Big Ben says BONG BONG BONG 🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥 #Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
When Democrats show compassion, MAGA demands cruelty. When Democrats embrace Democracy, MAGA clamors for fascism. When Democracy choose good, MAGA opts for evil. It’s MAGA’s nature to be on the wrong side of everything.
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Nick Arvin @nickarvin.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
The squirrels were doing WHAT to each other??!
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Blippy the Wonder Slug @blippytheslug.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Blippy go boom boom! Allow me to introduce you to the pride of my bass collection... Stingkitty! She started life as a Harley Benton (passive) Stingray clone, but look at her now. Shes a heavy beast. Tuned BEAD, she sounds monstrous. #BassistenGegenRassisten #BassistsAgainstRacists
A red and white plaid bass guitar done up Hello Kitty style. 

Bonus actual Kitty and giant snail.The back of Stingkitty features Hello Kitty smoking a bong.
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