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Blight Tends The Orchard

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Just an eldritch entity that wants to chill. Any pronouns. 09/14/95. ❤ @JackieAbyssalGoat.bsky.social ❤ ALWAYS open for commission.

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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
All of that excitement, dead in an instant. Fuck you, Capcom.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️ loud, flashing lights!
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
Bumping this. Go sign the petition. If you live in Philly, get active in person. There's plenty you can do. FIGHT. BE LOUD. The people are fed up with ALL of this. Stand up. Hold them accountable. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
Your site can have as many pages as can be created with 1gb of storage with the free version. So you could make your site full of diverse pages. If you want, feel free to dm me, and I can give you an example~
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
If you're willing to learn HTML/CSS ( which I recommend, they're easy and fun :3 ) Neocities~ Been working on mine steadily, and will probably launch an alpha version soon-ish~ There are also templates you can go for if you'd rather not worry too much about the backend stuff X3
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VempulaBunny @vempulabunny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Birthday gift for @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org. Here’s Blight sleeping with Elfilin.🩵
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 05/08/2026
Eek :3
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
The Demiurge, Yaldabaoth Early Gnostics: EVIL FALSE GOD! KEEPS OUR SOULS PRISONER IN PROFANE FLESH!! Valentinians: Not evil, just ignorant/imperfect. Like an artist whose paintings can't match reality. Me: Sopping wet blorbo. Allergic to tap water the fuckin thing. By Monad's light, he's so cute.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
Also The Walten Files episode 5 is a fucking masterpiece. Do not sleep on this series. I did for a while, and I still kick myself over it.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
-Borrows a VCR from a friend- -Finally watches my Tales of the Pumpkin Rabbit VHS- ... What do you mean my stupid headcanon, that the Pumpkin Rabbit canon and "The Showstoppers" canon share a universe, is actually just true? What do you mean my stupid goofy headcanon is JUST ACTUALLY CANON?!?
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Herr Wozzeck @herrwozzeck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I and many of my friends stream on Twitch. I say, *absolutely the fuck not*. Friends who stream on Twitch, there is a comment thread here where you can make your voices heard: twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... This is the *least* they can do.
twitch.uservoice.com
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 25/07/2026
Guess I can use browser version again??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know XD Trust me. And given the systemic incompetence at work, I don't think I really WANT to. Just glad I don't have to wrestle with the workarounds, and no one got my card. Never will. As always. Still busy tho X3 Lots to do!
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 10/07/2026
Texas, you didn't have to TRY to make me hate you more~ ^u^ You already disgusted me enough!~ ❤️ Regular reminder. NEVER. GIVE. YOUR. GOV ID. TO. ANYONE. ANYONE. EVER. FUCK OFF. Posted from witchsky. Texas residents, until you leave this hell hole, this is here.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 05/07/2026
ALRIGHTY. I've been pushing for a sort of "Soft Update," as I steadily work towards bigger things. FOR NOW THOUGH "Blight Vondrake" is now "Blight Tends The Orchard" Just to let you fellows know. I've got things in motion.
OLD ICONNEW ICON
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 02/07/2026
I should draw with crayons more. So soothing. Crayon Yaldabaoth, let's go. #traditionalart #crayonart
Everything will be alright. 
Happiness is inevitable. 
You are safe. You are loved. 
Good always wins.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 30/06/2026
Sorry for the phrasing. I was in a state when I posted that. Hot, fatigued, stressed. Jackie's boss was always a piece of shit to them, and it wasn't Jackie's fault. We've got our roommate still making plenty, but the stress has been... Exclusively building. Help will be appreciated, if anyone can.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 30/06/2026
Not sugar coating it. Jackie got fired. We're stressed beyond belief and losing our minds. I need commissions. If you can help. If you can't, spread the word. Please.
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oystr @otterfangs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈
A digital piece of art showing instances of quietness in nature. Text reads:

Queerness in Nature:

Schizophyllum commune has over 20,000 sexes.

Around 31% of Laysan
Albatross couples on Oahu
Island consist of two females.

Clownfish can transition from male to female.

Around 10% of rams are gay.

Mourning geckos can reproduce asexually.

Most male walruses are bisexual.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 11/06/2026
So, any time some corposcum opens its stupid mouth and tells US that WE are making its profits decline, I am going to LAUGH~ Because it is openly admitting WE are the ones with the power. NOT. THEM.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 11/06/2026
It makes me so happy making a corpo's networth drop ^U^ I'm doing my part!~ ❤️
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 09/06/2026
Also @felisrandomis.bsky.social asked for art tax and I had no clue where to send it ^w^; I hope you don't mind the @ Fweebles~ ❤️
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 09/06/2026
Doodling today, and thought this turned out cute <XD
Has no clue WTF is going on.
Internally screaming in
fear and confusion~
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 27/05/2026
Meant to say this yesterday, so there was still a week left in it, but I suppose this is fine <XD Comms still %20 off until the 31st if interested. I've got a lot stacking up, so it might be a little slow, but I WILL get it done a lot quicker than I used to. I'm done taking forever on them @w@;
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 27/05/2026
Preach sister~ Pool noodles are on of the peak creechurs and always deserve more love. So much fun to draw~ All hail the pool noodle!
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 26/05/2026
Mere days apart X3 But hey, it is about that time, after all ❤️Glad to see more noodles!~
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 22/05/2026
Just in time for summer coming, up I guess! I got pool noodle'd on stream tonight <XD It turned out really cute, so I HAD to share. Would you still love me if I was a pool noodle??? <X//3 #tf #objecttf #animateinanimate
Pool noodle Blight
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 22/05/2026
BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Excited Shaking Character
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Atari @atari.com · 15/05/2026
"Oblivia told me to get a dump truck but where am I gonna find THAT in a yoga class, huh?"
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 15/05/2026
Maybe I've been hyperfixating <XD Theological studies fascinate me, ok? XD
A deific entity and a serpent with a lion's head speak. The entity is curious and the serpent is in emotional distress.

Entity: "How's that "material realm" project coming, Yaldabaoth?"

Serpent: "Oh, y'know. Just my BIGGEST REGRET. Humans are greedy, bloodthirsty, violent, MONSTERS. They just won't STOP HATING, AND KILLING EACH OTHER. Worsening each others lives, stealing from each other, and destroying the world I made for them! I think I hate them... I gave them knowledge, and they weaponized it to hurt each other more. I gave them a messiah, to show them your light. THEY KILLED IT TOO. I did my best for them, but it WILL. NEVER. BE. ENOUGH. They just take. And kill. And hate. No matter what I do..."

Entity: "... Are you crying?"

Serpent: "I need a hug..."
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 15/05/2026
Reading on Gnositicism, The Demiurge is sometimes viewed as an artist, the flaws of the material universe being the flaws in its art. ... Don't I feel that, buddy. You think it too looks at the flaws in its creations and wishes it would have done better? Maybe its trying its best... Just thoughts.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 14/05/2026
Well jeez 😬I hear you fellas loud and clear! Guess we're not doing Last Defense Academy anymore. Gunna have to figure out what to do with those slots then.
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Racecar 💜 @racecarart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I like to think that James named the team after his son and not the other way around. #art #StarFox
An illustration of James McCloud holding a small child Fox McCloud. James is talking into his headset. 
James: This is James McCloud of Team Star Fox--
Fox: THAT'S ME!
James: ...That was our team mascot.
Fox: I'M FOUR!
James: He's four.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 13/05/2026
So, I was braindead ADHDing through some stuff about Step Right Up: Adventure Island, especially the Smile Dog stuff. I got SUPER inspired by art by LilBoxBot, an artist that help work on it and... I call it "When you and your SO have dramatically different vibes" Jackie prefers "FUCKASS CREECHUR"
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 11/05/2026
I don't do vent art often, but it feels good sometimes. I'm also not super religious, I'd say maybe "agnostic theist," maybe omnist at most? But something was screaming through my soul tonight, begging me to bring it into this reality. I wish all greed poisoned, corposcum a very REPENT.
When God comes,
and you have to answer
for your greed,

no one
will stand by you.

You will be alone,
with silent money,

and the screams of
the demons you
empowered,

cheering for your
damnation.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 11/05/2026
Thank YOU, BREEEEEEEN~ You're very sweeeet!~ ^U^
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Sending Big Hugs!
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 10/05/2026
LOOK MR KRABS!!! I'M DOING IT!!! I'M DOING IT!!!* *Is absolutely NOT doing it. This clip is so precise and difficult. I've gotten close, but haven't manage the full Citrus Clip yet QwQ I want to be able to do this if I ever do this game randomized. This is as close as I've gotten <XD
Link to the past gameplay footage screenshot of Link slightly clipped into a cliff. Text is on the screenshot that says,

Extremely SLIGHTLY clipped ( with a ^ pointing to Link )
into the cliff. Closest I've got yet.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 08/05/2026
I am :3 Headache, bellyache, and fever all gone by now. Again, I have NO clue what hit me there, but it hit quick, and was gone by the time I woke up, it seems.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 07/05/2026
Hecc me, May's gunna be busy. I'm streamathoning 7th-31st. Bubsy 4D launches 22nd. Mina the Hollower launches 28th. Comms and owed art to do still. And on top of it all, today I got hit by some random bug mess. Don't even know what it was. Headache, bellyache, fever. I have NO clue @w@;;;
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 07/05/2026
Can't wait for this ^u^ store.steampowered.com/app/1921490/...
store.steampowered.com
Wild Blue Skies on Steam
Wild Blue Skies reimagines the classic on-rail adventures of the '90s. Join Bowie Stray and the Blue Bombers as they soar through the skies on a mission to save the world in this action-packed, nostal...
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 06/05/2026
I was kind of saddened by the fact that this Swedish series has seemingly gone unnoticed outside of Sweden, so I chatted with my fellas about potentially organizing a "fan translation" of the comics. A joke was made regarding JJBA's DUWANG translation... And "DUWANG BAMSE" was born.
"Don't be dong.....""I AM THE FUCKING STRONG""where did you dignity and pride go?""make everybody happy"
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 06/05/2026
Reality fascinates me sometimes. So, I've been recently made aware of "Bamse." I've been kind of obsessing over how cute and wholesome it seems, and the wolf character that I learned was a just tragic little guy, who I now adore with all of my heart. Memes and jokes were made and education ensued.
A meme created by me of a snippet of a comic page from a series called "Bamse." There is a watermark from the website it was hosted on, but it has been cropped poorly. A black wolf is gesturing to a small red fox in a yellow and green shirt, drinking a jar of pink liquid. The onomatopoeia "KLUNK" is above her head, for the sound of her drinking. The text in the speech bubble has been altered in a "bone hurting juice" fashion.

Wolf fella: "The pink juice that makes you klunk."
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 25/04/2026
Sometimes, I think
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Mornin Chai @morninchai.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh good im so fucking glad this is my thumbnail from today great awesome.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 09/04/2026
Happy early 7 years ❤️
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 09/04/2026
Fellas it's beautiful! QwQ Just need a working VCR now. The one we have is on the fritz. I'm just glad to have it~ I must thank my Jackie again, this was an early anniversary gift, after all~ ❤️ THANK YOU, SWEETIE~~~
The Return of the Pumpkin Rabbit VHS in sleeveThe Return of the Pumpkin Rabbit VHS out of sleeve
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 05/04/2026
CLEANPAWS REF FINALLY!!! Funny story about her. I made her for a D&D campaign that never got started, then tried to use her in 2 that never got through 1 game, and a 4th that never started <XD So, I decided she's just a character in my world. Commissioned by Azon because he simps this yeen hard X3
A reference of a gnoll like hyena woman, front, side, and back view, including an ass shot and a maw shot.

Myurru Cleanpaws
Just goes by "Cleanpaws" usually
Magicrealmer/Beastfolk Hyena
Bathhouse owner/Soap maker
Former broodmother, left original clan due to wanderlust, and discovered her passion for cleaning/cleanliness

"Minty fresh breath" next to maw shotThe same reference as before, except this time, she's wearing a towel as clothes, and there is a new blurb that says, "For "clothes" she just ties a towel around herself. Usually nude otherwise."

The towel could literally be any color or pattern, but the matcha colors REALLY just stuck, they feel like her colors~ ^u^

I could also definitely see her wearing some kind of loose, ornate, silk robe if she were ferling "fancy" or something.
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