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Blight Tends The Orchard

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Just an eldritch entity that wants to chill. Any pronouns. 09/14/95. ❤ @JackieAbyssalGoat.bsky.social ❤ ALWAYS open for commission.

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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 03/10/2026
All of that excitement, dead in an instant. Fuck you, Capcom.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️ loud, flashing lights!
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
Bumping this. Go sign the petition. If you live in Philly, get active in person. There's plenty you can do. FIGHT. BE LOUD. The people are fed up with ALL of this. Stand up. Hold them accountable. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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VempulaBunny @vempulabunny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Birthday gift for @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org. Here’s Blight sleeping with Elfilin.🩵
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
The Demiurge, Yaldabaoth Early Gnostics: EVIL FALSE GOD! KEEPS OUR SOULS PRISONER IN PROFANE FLESH!! Valentinians: Not evil, just ignorant/imperfect. Like an artist whose paintings can't match reality. Me: Sopping wet blorbo. Allergic to tap water the fuckin thing. By Monad's light, he's so cute.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
-Borrows a VCR from a friend- -Finally watches my Tales of the Pumpkin Rabbit VHS- ... What do you mean my stupid headcanon, that the Pumpkin Rabbit canon and "The Showstoppers" canon share a universe, is actually just true? What do you mean my stupid goofy headcanon is JUST ACTUALLY CANON?!?
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Herr Wozzeck @herrwozzeck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I and many of my friends stream on Twitch. I say, *absolutely the fuck not*. Friends who stream on Twitch, there is a comment thread here where you can make your voices heard: twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... This is the *least* they can do.
twitch.uservoice.com
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 25/07/2026
Guess I can use browser version again??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know XD Trust me. And given the systemic incompetence at work, I don't think I really WANT to. Just glad I don't have to wrestle with the workarounds, and no one got my card. Never will. As always. Still busy tho X3 Lots to do!
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 10/07/2026
Texas, you didn't have to TRY to make me hate you more~ ^u^ You already disgusted me enough!~ ❤️ Regular reminder. NEVER. GIVE. YOUR. GOV ID. TO. ANYONE. ANYONE. EVER. FUCK OFF. Posted from witchsky. Texas residents, until you leave this hell hole, this is here.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 05/07/2026
ALRIGHTY. I've been pushing for a sort of "Soft Update," as I steadily work towards bigger things. FOR NOW THOUGH "Blight Vondrake" is now "Blight Tends The Orchard" Just to let you fellows know. I've got things in motion.
OLD ICONNEW ICON
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 02/07/2026
I should draw with crayons more. So soothing. Crayon Yaldabaoth, let's go. #traditionalart #crayonart
Everything will be alright. 
Happiness is inevitable. 
You are safe. You are loved. 
Good always wins.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 30/06/2026
Not sugar coating it. Jackie got fired. We're stressed beyond belief and losing our minds. I need commissions. If you can help. If you can't, spread the word. Please.
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oystr @otterfangs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈
A digital piece of art showing instances of quietness in nature. Text reads:

Queerness in Nature:

Schizophyllum commune has over 20,000 sexes.

Around 31% of Laysan
Albatross couples on Oahu
Island consist of two females.

Clownfish can transition from male to female.

Around 10% of rams are gay.

Mourning geckos can reproduce asexually.

Most male walruses are bisexual.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 11/06/2026
It makes me so happy making a corpo's networth drop ^U^ I'm doing my part!~ ❤️
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 09/06/2026
Doodling today, and thought this turned out cute <XD
Has no clue WTF is going on.
Internally screaming in
fear and confusion~
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 27/05/2026
Meant to say this yesterday, so there was still a week left in it, but I suppose this is fine <XD Comms still %20 off until the 31st if interested. I've got a lot stacking up, so it might be a little slow, but I WILL get it done a lot quicker than I used to. I'm done taking forever on them @w@;
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 22/05/2026
Just in time for summer coming, up I guess! I got pool noodle'd on stream tonight <XD It turned out really cute, so I HAD to share. Would you still love me if I was a pool noodle??? <X//3 #tf #objecttf #animateinanimate
Pool noodle Blight
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 22/05/2026
BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROW BUBSY 4D TOMORROOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
static.klipy.com
Excited Shaking Character
ALT: Excited Shaking Character
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Atari @atari.com · 15/05/2026
"Oblivia told me to get a dump truck but where am I gonna find THAT in a yoga class, huh?"
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 15/05/2026
Reading on Gnositicism, The Demiurge is sometimes viewed as an artist, the flaws of the material universe being the flaws in its art. ... Don't I feel that, buddy. You think it too looks at the flaws in its creations and wishes it would have done better? Maybe its trying its best... Just thoughts.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 14/05/2026
Well jeez 😬I hear you fellas loud and clear! Guess we're not doing Last Defense Academy anymore. Gunna have to figure out what to do with those slots then.
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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I like to think that James named the team after his son and not the other way around. #art #StarFox
An illustration of James McCloud holding a small child Fox McCloud. James is talking into his headset. 
James: This is James McCloud of Team Star Fox--
Fox: THAT'S ME!
James: ...That was our team mascot.
Fox: I'M FOUR!
James: He's four.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 13/05/2026
So, I was braindead ADHDing through some stuff about Step Right Up: Adventure Island, especially the Smile Dog stuff. I got SUPER inspired by art by LilBoxBot, an artist that help work on it and... I call it "When you and your SO have dramatically different vibes" Jackie prefers "FUCKASS CREECHUR"
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 11/05/2026
I don't do vent art often, but it feels good sometimes. I'm also not super religious, I'd say maybe "agnostic theist," maybe omnist at most? But something was screaming through my soul tonight, begging me to bring it into this reality. I wish all greed poisoned, corposcum a very REPENT.
When God comes,
and you have to answer
for your greed,

no one
will stand by you.

You will be alone,
with silent money,

and the screams of
the demons you
empowered,

cheering for your
damnation.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 10/05/2026
LOOK MR KRABS!!! I'M DOING IT!!! I'M DOING IT!!!* *Is absolutely NOT doing it. This clip is so precise and difficult. I've gotten close, but haven't manage the full Citrus Clip yet QwQ I want to be able to do this if I ever do this game randomized. This is as close as I've gotten <XD
Link to the past gameplay footage screenshot of Link slightly clipped into a cliff. Text is on the screenshot that says,

Extremely SLIGHTLY clipped ( with a ^ pointing to Link )
into the cliff. Closest I've got yet.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 07/05/2026
Hecc me, May's gunna be busy. I'm streamathoning 7th-31st. Bubsy 4D launches 22nd. Mina the Hollower launches 28th. Comms and owed art to do still. And on top of it all, today I got hit by some random bug mess. Don't even know what it was. Headache, bellyache, fever. I have NO clue @w@;;;
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 07/05/2026
Can't wait for this ^u^ store.steampowered.com/app/1921490/...
store.steampowered.com
Wild Blue Skies on Steam
Wild Blue Skies reimagines the classic on-rail adventures of the '90s. Join Bowie Stray and the Blue Bombers as they soar through the skies on a mission to save the world in this action-packed, nostal...
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 06/05/2026
Reality fascinates me sometimes. So, I've been recently made aware of "Bamse." I've been kind of obsessing over how cute and wholesome it seems, and the wolf character that I learned was a just tragic little guy, who I now adore with all of my heart. Memes and jokes were made and education ensued.
A meme created by me of a snippet of a comic page from a series called "Bamse." There is a watermark from the website it was hosted on, but it has been cropped poorly. A black wolf is gesturing to a small red fox in a yellow and green shirt, drinking a jar of pink liquid. The onomatopoeia "KLUNK" is above her head, for the sound of her drinking. The text in the speech bubble has been altered in a "bone hurting juice" fashion.

Wolf fella: "The pink juice that makes you klunk."
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 25/04/2026
Sometimes, I think
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Mornin Chai @morninchai.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh good im so fucking glad this is my thumbnail from today great awesome.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 09/04/2026
Fellas it's beautiful! QwQ Just need a working VCR now. The one we have is on the fritz. I'm just glad to have it~ I must thank my Jackie again, this was an early anniversary gift, after all~ ❤️ THANK YOU, SWEETIE~~~
The Return of the Pumpkin Rabbit VHS in sleeveThe Return of the Pumpkin Rabbit VHS out of sleeve
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 05/04/2026
CLEANPAWS REF FINALLY!!! Funny story about her. I made her for a D&D campaign that never got started, then tried to use her in 2 that never got through 1 game, and a 4th that never started <XD So, I decided she's just a character in my world. Commissioned by Azon because he simps this yeen hard X3
A reference of a gnoll like hyena woman, front, side, and back view, including an ass shot and a maw shot.

Myurru Cleanpaws
Just goes by "Cleanpaws" usually
Magicrealmer/Beastfolk Hyena
Bathhouse owner/Soap maker
Former broodmother, left original clan due to wanderlust, and discovered her passion for cleaning/cleanliness

"Minty fresh breath" next to maw shotThe same reference as before, except this time, she's wearing a towel as clothes, and there is a new blurb that says, "For "clothes" she just ties a towel around herself. Usually nude otherwise."

The towel could literally be any color or pattern, but the matcha colors REALLY just stuck, they feel like her colors~ ^u^

I could also definitely see her wearing some kind of loose, ornate, silk robe if she were ferling "fancy" or something.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 03/04/2026
I think I broke it already @-@ I don't even know what that number is!!! D8 Three games in and I break it?! They're gunna kick me out of the arcade at this rate QwQ;;; So yeah, Raccoin is fun. I just need to figure out what the hecc these numbers even mean @w@;;;
A screenshot of the profile section of Raccoin.
Best round score: 3.78e8
Wins: 1
Highest Round: 18
Collection: 70/360
Milestone: 7/28

WHAT KIND OF NUMBER IS 3.7e8?!?!?!?! I'M NOT A MATHAMAGICIAN!!!
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 01/04/2026
Oh my gosh... Oh my goodness. What Scryfall has done for their April Fools day bit is just too cute, I caaaaaaan't! AAAAAA QWQ IT'S SO CUTE!!! scryfall.com
scryfall.com
Scryfall Magic: The Gathering Search
A fast, powerful, comprehensive Magic: The Gathering card search.
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 01/04/2026
Oh boy oh boy oh boy I just got the shipping notification for my VHS I am going to be updating this USPS page basically all day every day I'm way too excited and STILL NEED TO FIND A WORKING VCR!!! I didn't expect it to be coming so early! I was expecting May-July, but April is only just starting!!!
media.tenor.com
a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with headphones on a white background .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with headphones on a white background .
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VempulaBunny @vempulabunny.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Here’s @blightvondrake.bsky.social, Shoggoth and @jackieabyssalgoat.bsky.social sleep snuggling in bed.❤️
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Fox Popvli (but spooky) @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Marian tries Vixey's drip! 🦊 #foxpopvli #art
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 21/03/2026
If you see this right now, go over to this shoop and chat. They're almost at partner and need only a couple more viewers/active chatters! Just trying to help where I can~ :3 www.twitch.tv/lumuli
twitch.tv
LumuLi - Twitch
《PARTNER PUSH》⚖️🐑 YOUR HONOR... I CAN EXPLAIN!!!👩🏻‍⚖️🕰️💕
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 20/03/2026
It's a bit jank, but hey, I'm slowly learning animation, and it's clear that I have a lot more to learn XD So... Have a bouncy shoggoth I did in like a couple minutes~
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 18/03/2026
Jackie got some infinitokens for our MTG games and well... Here are a 1/1 squirrel token and a 0/0 sliver army token XD
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 12/03/2026
I was kinda obsessing the other night... And my gosh I was so proud of how these turned out, ( especially Rachel ) I NEEDED to post them. Also Jackie got me the VHS, that heccing SWEETIE!! QwQ I'm so excited for it to get here! Must... Get... Working VCR O-O But that too, must wait. Sooooooooon...~
Rachel Waterman/The Sheep Witch

🎵"Hush little baby... don't say a word🎵
❤Momma's gunna buy you a mockingbird...~"🎵Lorenzo Waterman/The Pumpkin Rabbit

"Trick or treat~"
"hehehe~" "hehehehe~"
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Dooper @dooper.live · 10/03/2026
I know it's easy to fall into that pit and feel like there's no hope. Fuck that pit. That pit is a fucking nerd. Hold onto that hope because your future is bright. You just gotta keep holding on.
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hold on to anything #brainbunnies
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 08/03/2026
Source: Serj Tankian - Figure It Out Lyric Video Once I've got my site up, I think I'm gunna make this a badge or something on it, that'll hyperlink to the song. Fuck I love Serj Tankian, dude. Go listen to this song if you haven't, it only goes harder and harder, aging like fine fine wine.
CEOs ARE THE DISEASE
CEOs ARE THE DISEASE
CEOs ARE THE DISEASE
CEOs ARE THE DISEASE
CEOs ARE THE DISEASE
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Blight Tends The Orchard @blight-tends-the-orchard.neocities.org · 06/03/2026
Waiting for your favorite monster to return be like. 🤞 Come on, Wilds Expansion or Stories 3 🤞 I am legitimately fine with either. #monhun #monsterhunter #gigginox #sketch #fanart
A rough sketch depicting Blight's skeleton slumped on a couch in a room alone, skeletal hand holding a close up photo of a cute smiling gigginox with a few hearts around it. Text says:

Here lies Blight, still in the
"waiting for my favorite
monster to return" room.

Have patience, and rest well, dear orchardtender.
Maybe Gigginox will return some day.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 05/03/2026
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
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