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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

@bencollins.bsky.social Getting Alex Jones to do a deep study into the shrim ritual was a victory for America. Begging you to see if he can be baited into reading their zone theory book next. Pleae.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Merhammer 40k lore: 1,000 scrubbers die every single day at their desks so they can keep their emperor's name redacted.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

You are all currently in the presence of an honorary Sam's Club peace prize™️ recipient.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Hoping that part of the negotiation involves expressly forbidding Zaslav from being able to get more than half an hour of sleep at a time. With round the clock personnel to ensure it's an airhorn every time he starts nodding.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I get it, but I have seen 2 King movie adaptations in a month about American dystopias, and one we're *living* is the practice of trying to saddle as much consumer debt on us as possible. Which makes it doubly insulting that after all that unethical market research to do so, we only get 10% off.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Yo, big ups to my boy Darb with the sick rail grinds he inspired even after the accident. 😔🙏 youtu.be/mlW-oR5M23c?...

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Rail Slide

YouTube video by Zach Garner

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ICantSeeHelp🆖 @icantseehelp.newgrounds.com · 18/11/2025

Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail #emo #scene #art

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Oh thank God, I thought my reading sites were finally taken off life support. 😭

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Imagine the sheer hellscape someone susceptible to gambling addiction in America has to navigate. "Guess I'll play some games-" loot wheel microtransactions. "Guess I'll keep up with my favorite team-" DRAFTKINGS "Fuck it, I'll listen to a podcast-" "DRAFTKINGS AGAIN, BOY. U REALLY THOUGHT."

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Cheney actually did teach us something that was important, and that was to clarify hunting trip objectives before agreeing to go.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Last I checked, being a silly little guy isn't a disqualification.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It won't be that bad if you don't do shit like aurous set farming or champion covenant. Demons souls was the biggest problem for me. If it's pvp, then ds1 was the biggest nightmare specifically because of latency bs fishing, whereas I loved ds 2's pvp the most out of any of them.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I've been on a banshees, bauhaus and goth rock kick all week. Think like the 2 I played the most during my work week was this and sanity assassin.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

What's even more fucked up is these things are "all sales final," for a very *specific* cohabitative reason.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Data shows it's actually much quicker, cheaper, and less effort intensive to just socially engineer doctors on social media into answering medical questions for you.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!!!

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I try to section off every jumping point in my posts because people would rather read a few segmented points over a wall of text. Makes it a lot easier to casually digest. I certainly don't have the bandwidth to scale the (text) walls of Jericho while waiting for my to-go order to be called.

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Daniel Dvorkin @danielmedic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I'm still going to try to keep from posting about politics in general, but I'll make an exception for matters of medicine and public health. Not only is it of course a subject near and dear to my heart, in the big picture it may be the most vital issue of our time, and of any time. 🧪 ⚕️ #medsky 🧵

arstechnica.com

Ousted CDC director to testify before Senate after RFK Jr. called her a liar

Monarez said she was fired for not pre-approving vaccine recommendations from a dubious panel.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Good. If you're packing like that and manage to shoot your own dick off, it's fair to assume you probably shouldn't have been using either. Same with having a license and somehow ending up with your car in someone's living room.

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Remember when a little-known National Security Council staffer falsely gave the go-ahead for DoD to conduct a secret military operation by saying State Dept had received diplomatic permission? That wasn't a rookie mistake. It put lives in danger intentionally. That staffer was Kash Patel.

msnbc.com

Jen Psaki: Whistleblower says Trump’s FBI pick has history of putting sensitive operations at risk

Ahead of Kash Patel's confirmation hearing, his alleged actions during a 2020 rescue mission are coming under intense scrutiny.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

But yeah, my blood pressure spiked when I replayed that conversation of kind of downplaying it at work because I figured it would be like the run-of-the-mill "shot missed, now it's bragging ammo" kind of a deal. 😬

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I kind of bumbled out a neutral "just because you *could* doesn't mean you *should*" kind of response. Kept it respectful but mentioned that he played fast and loose like Milo Yiannopolis did, back in Trump's first term. Essentially that freedom of speech =/= freedom from responsibility.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I wrongly hoped that this could finally be a wake-up call that the real threat is not distraction issues. It is not left vs right, but a class issue. And as we keep repeating this cycle, the ones who are responsible for putting us in this position to begin with will keep living their best lives.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I was busy eating a sandwich in the breakroom while watching a rundown about the no-confidence vote in France when a coworker came in, telling me he had been shot. I was flabbergasted because I had to come up with a workplace-appropriate response on the fly, figuring it wouldn't be that bad.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Also, in short, it's because their feedback system effectively makes anyone who actually cares about their brownie points end up writing only milque toast takes that read like a college essay. Ironically, the people who just let whatever they want rip end up better off for it in that same metric.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

• the skeletons in your closet are still alive and desperately trying to claw their way out of there Emma, it's time you found out the truth that we ALL have skeletons that are waiting to hatch their way out. They'll crawl out of ALL OF US, unless we do something about it.

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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

"Bari Weiss peddles pro-establishment bilge that flatters the need of our richest and most cosseted dimwits to pretend that they are actually besieged outsiders."

thenation.com

Vile Grifters Are Taking Over Establishment Media

Paramount is reportedly set to pay between $100 million and $200 million for The Free Press and will install Bari Weiss at the top of CBS News.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Still getting pushed around by him, I see.

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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Okay everybody..Sophia needs our healing prayers, wishes, and thoughts. Let's not forget about these children and their families 🙏 #Minnesota 💕💕

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

So it may well and actually truly be one of the only windows where radical change can be followed up on (like Zohran.) And I think there should be 2 for each side of the scale: an informative neutral-facing source, as well as that entertainment option to keep the average Joe engaged.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I think the one good fortune here is that the times are so unprecedented that people are actually shaking up their normal routines, which is the hardest first step to take because most prefer to keep news at arm's length. Now, they're protesting even down to our Tesla-owning family friends.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2025

Freedom of the press is a farce not just because of the capitalist monopolies but also because capitalists don’t ensure full literacy of the people

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The only "last time I'll piss outside" I can foresee is at my funeral, and it'll be the pallbearers' problem at that point, not mine.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Which makes it all the more pertinent to have established major media that can fill CPB's shoes, considering we're seeing how it's going over at CBS. But, at least, this particular time feels like the most opportune moment we'll have for a long time for major MSM market shake-up opportunities.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

LOCK IN, EMMA. THE BIG DAY IS COMING UP, SO GET THEM POSTS ON POINT. 😤

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

That's what I call it when I'm having a lazy morning where I don't feel like washing a spoon before work. I just spray some whipped cream over pure uncut Americano.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

They said I was crazy to buy measles supplier stocks at the dip but red states keep making that investment sound increasingly reasonable.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Hello, I am wondering what the progress on the 43:9 aspect ratio inclusion is on portable devices.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

More concerned than anything that it's finally just 7 days out and I have not heard Emma say "9/11" even once lately.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I am convinced that he plans to take us into any kind of war he can to circumvent midterms. For MSM, the best shake-up we could hope for is propping up accredited news sources that aren't beholden to corporate interests. The FCC also needs to be audited. "Fox News" needs to be in court again.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Still can't get over the absolute tear that both Jordan Peele and Zach Cregger have been on as former sketch comedy writers/actors turned horror directors. Everything down to the minutia with sound design on scenes like this is what really makes Peele teaching subject worthy.

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The Brain Cell Bandit @bleu-sky.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I just don't know why they keep electing him, specifically. His campaign promise was directly plagiarized from Al Gore's visit to Pennsylvania where he called it a hellhole.

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