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As I Slay Dying

@bless-your-heart.bsky.social
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Sweetie, you’re wasting your gum. Usually NSFW. 🔞 🏳️‍🌈

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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s hear it for the boys.
Nude male covering his bits in front of an eggshell curtain.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we get more shirtless B-reel of Mark in Traitors US? Kthxbai.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hear me out: Austin Abrams, tho 🫦
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The chokehold Calvin Klein’s marketing team has on me…
A shirtless, blonde, twunky Calvin Klein model posing on some hills. Rights reserved to CK. Don’t sue me.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Of course the American civilian Traitors is filled with scores of influencers. 🙄
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sara’s Good Grief tour is everything you want and need it to be.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gawd Troye’s music makes me so h word. 🥵
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
troye sivan makes music for gay people and gay people ONLY
Pic is entirely relevant btw
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Insecure is SUCH a good series.
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Insecure HBO: Woman Groove Dancing
ALT: Insecure HBO: Woman Groove Dancing
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this anything?
Gay man sitting in a chair shirtless while he pulls his shorts down to expose his 2(E)IST jock strap.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That tracks.
A myDialect heat map showing the user’s dialect corresponding largely to the southern and southwestern portions of the US. Their dialect is the least like those found in the upper Midwest and New England.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally had a chance to listen to Sara’s new album. Simply exceptional.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally a release date for Transport Fever 3!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Public media blessing us this morning. (Not quote posting because I don’t want randos. 🤷🏽‍♂️)
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This hotel room is so homophobic in so many ways.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
1. Many of the same Americans who will complain about foreign-owned companies in the US will not blink an eye at the US’s majority stake in Venezuela’s oil reserves. 2. Foreign (US) ownership of national resources and the associated abuses played a large role in not a few countries’ revolutions…
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In the alt text, autocorrect changed the “fat” in #fcf to “gay,” and I think that’s just beautiful.
An aroused gay man in grey boxer briefs holding his turgid member to celebrate fat cawk Friday.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s fascinating how he can be such a total fucking dipshit.
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All of us right now 🖤
Downton Abbey Isobel Crawley in full mourning
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, too?! 😔
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Talk about irreplaceable. 😢
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Dolly Parton Sings and Plays Guitar
ALT: Dolly Parton Sings and Plays Guitar
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The chokehold this man has on me.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just think that #fcf…
Half-nude man lying in bed holding his sheet-covered, profusely leaking member.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Had to delete nearly a thousand nudes to get space on my phone. Talk about tedious, but boy am I h**** now. 🥵
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yearning for the AI and Big Tech bubble to pop catastrophically.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Going to the nude gay beach with friends >
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The lighting was generous this morning. Happy #fcf!
A photo of a nude male torso with one arm holding up the camera so as to expose pit while the other arm extends a hand to cover the bits and bobbles.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can I speak my truth? Semolina should not be used to dust or seed anything.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woohoo! Troye’s next album is out on October 9! I’m sat.
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Troyesivan Got Me Started
ALT: Troyesivan Got Me Started
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Can we just not with this coming workweek and say we did?
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Letting things grow for a bit on this #fcf.
Nude male torso showing a bush and its root. 🌳
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Troye releasing an album imminently is exactly what I need to end the summer.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The way working out in the morning, showering, and then getting back into bed completely saps your motivation to work…
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can’t recall if I’ve ever seen a Star Wars movie from start to finish, but Andor has me wanting to watch the whole series!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I will generally keep my thoughts about The Odyssey to myself, but what I will say is that there is absolutely NO reason why movies need to be that loud.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Your view while I pull you closer and onto your knees. Happy #fcf, boys.
Another day, another fcf post of a visibly aroused shirtless man in Puma boxer briefs.
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
once again terribly disturbed by people with no sense of urgency
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Since Lindsey Graham is currently being eulogized in DC, let me take this moment to reiterate that he was a reprehensible, morally bankrupt individual whose name should remain sullied for decades to come.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hadestown hits every time. 🙂‍↕️
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bringing an entire solar-powered DJ controller to the public beach with huge speakers blaring music is unbelievably intrusive. Ffs Grow up.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glad I’m wfh this #fcf, because y’all’s photos have got me going. 🥵
Shirtless male torso in navy blue Puma boxer briefs with an arm positioned to suggest that the person is holding his turgid member in excitement, which he in fact is.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you’ve never learned Homeric Greek, I’m not sure you have any business commenting on the accuracy or “wokeness” of Wilson’s translations of The Odyssey or Iliad. She’s a hell of a researcher who made scholarly, artistic decisions; you’re a fragile armchair critic.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shawn Mendes and Tom Daley have no business looking so damn fine.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We love a #fcf. 😈
A visibly excited gay man stands shirtless in grey Puma boxer briefs to celebrate the day.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve never felt more in my thirties than when I was packing Tums and Metamucil for a small getaway.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can’t believe it’s been three years! Such a great album, and such great music videos. I need this vibe back stat.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died? Bless her heart.
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Princess Aurora Says Bye Felicia
ALT: Princess Aurora Says Bye Felicia
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can think of a few ways that we could celebrate #fcf. 😏
Another boring headless nude, I guess.
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M@ @outburszt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
how do i experience the rush music video in real life because i feel that’s what i need to heal me
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is literally the only towel photo I have in my phone for #toweltuesday. Maybe I should work on that. 🤔
Guy in a towel with inexplicable red marks on his chest that suggest he needs to use cooler water in the shower.
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