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As I Slay Dying

@bless-your-heart.bsky.social
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Sweetie, you’re wasting your gum. Usually NSFW. 🔞 🏳️‍🌈

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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 16h
(Ignore the yellow balloon. It was at hand, so I took a few pics that I might post one day.)
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 16h
Y’all’s #fcf posts have me wanting to stand over some of y’all like this.
A nude male torso leaning forward over a strategically placed yellow balloon.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😈 Yes, please.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Way to go, babe! 🎉🎉
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s much better now.
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Sexy Teacher Making Funny Faces with Glasses
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wow wow wow. You look GREAT! 🥵
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally saw Troye’s FF video. No notes.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂 Enjoy!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How about grabbing a coffee, then bringing it back home to drink it while lying in bed naked, writing, and doing whatever else you want to do. 😋
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s a great way to dissociate sometimes.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Treat yourself!
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Kronk's Decision: Angel & Devil Dilemma
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s such a missed opportunity because the first couple of seasons of Traitors UK with civilians are outstanding.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sure, I could take more flattering dick pics if I turned up the heat, but in this economy?!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You look GREAT. 🥵
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Neil Patrick Harris Says 'HOT!' in HIMYM
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😏
A gay man wearing a gold chain and showing his pit for joodle$.A gay man showing his chest (a work in progress) for joodle$.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everything about this 🫦
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🙂‍↕️
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t care how trained you insist your dog is, put your Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, and the like on a fucking leash. Ffs.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Gay Agenda
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry to hear this. I hope you can find another foundry nearby!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His trail make me 🫠
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I endorse this message. 🙂‍↕️
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we got paid for the amount of time these corporations make us sit on the phone with support to resolve clerical errors they make…
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The number of mediocre and poorly prepared priests far exceeds the number of good ones.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cuties!!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still fine as hell.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s hear it for the boys.
Nude male covering his bits in front of an eggshell curtain.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cute!
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think they did one with Bastille and some of those arrangements are excellent.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LOL Picture on the right: How big dachshunds think they are when they bark at other dogs and when they insist on being on your lap.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Neil Patrick Harris Says 'HOT!' in HIMYM
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How preposterous. I’m almost to the point where I wouldn’t mind a Hunger Games situation with all these CEOs. I hope the bubble pops and these companies crash out in the most dramatic way possible.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we get more shirtless B-reel of Mark in Traitors US? Kthxbai.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, it’s absolutely absurd. They’re all going to start billing it as “Pay for what you will use” to try and pull the wool over our eyes.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m going to adopt this pronunciation.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Birthday! I hope it’s a good one! 🥳
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hear me out: Austin Abrams, tho 🫦
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, you’re certainly flooding something. 😜
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything about this photo is just 🫠 👌
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can think of no better way to resist the homophobic oppression that is work.
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Enabler Encourage Southern Charm
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙂‍↕️ Thank you for this PSA.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The chokehold Calvin Klein’s marketing team has on me…
A shirtless, blonde, twunky Calvin Klein model posing on some hills. Rights reserved to CK. Don’t sue me.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Of course the American civilian Traitors is filled with scores of influencers. 🙄
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Awww! What a good boy! 🐶😊 He deserves fries and cuddles.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sara’s Good Grief tour is everything you want and need it to be.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did the same thing this week and it was ROUGH.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Enjoy! I’ve heard great things about it.
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hang in there!! 🫂
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As I Slay Dying @bless-your-heart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gawd Troye’s music makes me so h word. 🥵
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