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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 18h

Thinking of you, sending positive vibes your way! 👐🏽👐🏽

BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sniffled at exactly the wrong time and felt what I thought was a fuzz go shooting up my nose only when I blew it out it was a FRUIT FLY 🙃🙃🙃 jesus CHRIST

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*with my hands held out and my shoulders shrugged*: eh? EH? Not bad, amiright?? Look at this beauty *slaps my own head* you can fit so much gay bullshit in here, I’ll tell ya h-what.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

—power imbalance kinks to tackling his LT on a training run while the rookie is on overwatch, riding Ghost like he doesn’t even like him, forcing him to cum and not stopping for a second, letting anyone dumb or desperate enough to stay on comms hear the way only HE can get Ghost to whimper like that

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ghost is a jealous man. Soap generally isn’t. And even if he were, Ghost isn’t exactly a magnet for romantic propositions. So when it finally happens, and some hot new recruit decides to shoot his shot, it comes as a surprise to all parties involved when Soap goes from poking fun about crushes and—

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just realized i haven’t eaten since this morning and BABY the tequila is hitting for anyone who liked my GhostSoap fic “Green in the Eye,” I’m furiously drafting notes for a sequel as we speak. 😈😈😈

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Realized Modern Warfare 4 comes out in less than a month, now I’m getting tipsy in a bar writing yaoi on my phone because BOY HOWDY would it ever be nice to get my post-canon-Soap-lives fic up before then (please, brain? 🥺 PLEASE???)

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

(for “has been actively suicidal on main in the past” reasons, I should clarify that this is a joke and I do have therapy tomorrow and several more booked in advance because I’ve managed to finally recognize some of these patterns LOL ✌🏽)

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

UH OH spent the last month regulating everyone else’s emotions around me and now I’ve run out of steam to do the same for myself UH. OOOOHH.

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Ralph Wiggums Simpsons

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Like OKAY, universe, I hear you. I am sat. I am listening. There’s no need to scream at me like this. 😂

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes you don’t feel like leaving your apartment but you know you need a STUPID walk for your STUPID mental health, so you go to The Forks to pick up your hair stuff and figure, what the hell, check the local bookstore, might as well… …and you end up finding exactly the book you need right now.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“I wish I could draw.” “Well, pick up a pencil!” No, that’s not it. I know I COULD put in the hours to learn even at my big age, but that’s not what the desire is about. I wish I’d had the support and freedom to do that learning when I was a kid, back when learning was second nature, is the thing

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

SUCH a stupid fuckin cold!! 🤧🤝🏽🤒 condolences, I hope you get well soon! It’s a nasty bug, whatever it is. I’m going on like day 3 or 4 already, what horseshit.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Managed to get a goddamned COLD I am MISERABLE 🤧 at least the COVID test was negative, small mercies and all that

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

being a face in a fandom-producing property is both a blessing and a curse—kind of more curse these days, tbh—so I truly hope that dude is living his best life very far away from any and all fan spaces.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

folks wondering about neil ellice since he hasn’t been very active since mwiii, but like…sorry, do we not all remember someone @-ing the poor guy about wanting to off themselves bc of Soap’s end and him having to say “please don’t do that” and the whole fandom went “aww!” like it wasn’t fucked up???

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m back from my trip, now I can finally say: that was a weird fuckin wedding, and the most succinct way I can put it is this: The bride was a white girl in a sari (bc she had a mental breakdown in India one time and prayed to Ganesh…😒…) and they kept talking about the groom’s dick. So…yeah. Woof.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

One of the most awkward experiences known to man is having to see a kid who you are watching be parented into brat-dom while having to smile and go “aww!” at behaviours your own mom would have had your ass for 😬 Like baby, you got 6 months before that “cute” stuff becomes inexcusably inappropriate.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Baby, riddle me this, how the fuck do you correctly use the name VIVIAN and then fuckin’ he/him this lady??? Cis people are EXHAUSTING.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Went into a cafe and a couple had a little curly dog and we locked eyes and he immediately began to tug on his leash to come say hello and he was SO SOFT and SO EXCITED for pets. I’m gonna be riding this wave for days. GOOD BOY, TOBY. 🥹🥹🥹

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Update: the “outdress the bride and groom” theme/contest was fuckin’ rigged and I didn’t even write a single word 😭😭😭 Maaaaan, I SUCK lmao

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Turned this whole trip around by finding Maverick Entertainment on the Roku in the hotel 😂😭💀 Literally Tommy Wiseau levels of bad movies, but all black filmmakers and casts. I can’t express how insane it is. We’ve spent the last day repeatedly quoting, “You look flushed. And it’s NOT the pizza 😏”

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

😂😂😂 gonna be kinks in this bitch that haven’t been thought of by man yet, and I’m gonna write it while endless love plays on a shitty speaker in the next room lmaoooo

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Travelling soon for a trip I am NOT excited about, and it’s costing me SIX GODDAMNED DAYS of potential pay, so YOU BET YOUR SWEET PATOOTIE that if I’m gonna be forced to spend near a week with a bunch of the STRAIGHTEST, CIS-EST motherfuckers you’ve ever met, I’m gonna write SO MUCH gay porn. 😤

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extra sharp 🧀 @cheddartreets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you know when there's stuff you want to do this weekend but first you have to do the stuff you MUST but can't do during the week and then part way through all that you realize "i'm not gonna get to do the stuff i wanted to do" but the stuff you wanted to do was just like... relax in pajamas?

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Rango (COMMS CLOSED until OCT!) @rangoatemybaby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's fucking good. Read it.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TIM CURRY TOO?? 😭 what kind of cosmic musical are they casting on the other side????

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I haven’t seen it. I’ve avoided most videos on the subject of Carrozza, as I truly believe the fact that Ang keeps getting centred whatsoever in regard to his crimes, whereby potentially hundreds of real-life children were harmed, is deeply disrespectful to the actual victims.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

True, I could hardly believe it when I found out they had even faked their own death at least once before. They’ve rebranded and restarted and got into massive drama so many times. Not to mention the sock accounts like naminepuppy lol. At least the gofundme isn’t for blue pancake mix this time. 💀

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just saw the news about Dolly Parton and went to check online, noticed I couldn’t open the Wikipedia page, figured it was just heavy traffic before I clocked the weird edited headline. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people?

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

oh god, lock in, heated rivalry season 2 has started filming and it’s taken the fandom exactly 0.2 seconds to get super fuckin weird about things AGAIN 😭 RIP the k-pop momagers (who are also sexually weird about it all) are a-firin’ up their engines.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

GODDAMMIT 😂 Got MASSIVE endgame spoilers for Metaphor ReFantazio because I’m an impatient goober who just HAD to check ao3. 🤦🏽 What a fuckin wiener I am

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Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected

ALT: Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That’s what everyone seems to think! I gotta hand it to them, having the story spread across a ton of now-privated twitter accounts and a google doc that’s hundreds of pages long/constantly edited has been very effective in making people run with the “I am a constant victim” narrative, for sure.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I write because I’m interested in far too many very niche subjects that I would otherwise have no space to discuss. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put like 5k of musings about that one weird thing I briefly got hyperfixated on in like 2021 and have therefore had a half decade to just…MULL…

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

—to clarify that they had no idea what the hell Ang was talking about in regards to proshipping or whatever, they literally just completed their contract and then didn’t offer more work while Ang was sick and not working anyway). Like the entire “they lost their job bc of antis” thing is also BS. 😭

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The thing is, what actually happened? They were not “blacklisted from the industry,” as they claimed. Per their own documented timeline, they got ill, stopped working in animation for like a year (plus publicly brought claims against a previous employer that caused the company to have to DM them—

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

what do you MEAN they’ve made well over $20,000 to date, and somehow people have still donated a further $9,000 in like a month??? 😭 chronically online proship-obsessed folk wouldn’t have crossed my mind as such an easy mark for grifting, but holy SHIT. for the love of god, go outside. read a book.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

DAMN, after the years of sketchy gofundmes and the faking their death and the claims of being abducted by aliens and the 200+ page google doc that clearly 90% of the people who shared it did not read… …if you’re still giving real, actual dollars to ang vondra, you officially NEED to log off 💀 OOF

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Lem: “Like Demosthenes with the pebbles in his stammering mouth…” Me, fists clenched: ah, Demosthenes. Of course. And the…pebbles…? As long as there are absolutely no follow-up questions, I understood that reference. (tbf tho, it was really interesting research finding out about this dude lol)

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just started His Master’s Voice by Stanislaw Lem, and this one is especially bad for me because he references so many concepts and figures casually/anecdotally, and it really puts into perspective how much more general knowledge the average person would have been expected to have even 60 years ago.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The number of times recently I’ve had to look up a historical figure because it turns out I’m horrendous for having vague knowledge that a person existed but absolutely no knowledge of their infamous lives or deeds…😭😭😭 I need to take like several history refresher courses, this is EMBARRASSING. 🫣

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

100% believe it is vital to read things that make you feel kinda stupid, you gotta keep up the habit of learning in adulthood… …but godDAMN, sometimes it’s REALLY HARD just, like, emotionally me, googling “determinism” bc my understanding was FAR more limited than I thought: I AM smart! I swear! 😭

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

(don’t even get me started on the “person has anal sex for the first time and it takes like 6 thrusts before it magically just doesn’t hurt anymore and the prostate becomes a yes button that shoots good feelings every time it’s touched” thing 😭 begging y’all to stick a finger up there or summ LOL)

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

folks are just now learning that you can’t actually feel it when a dude jizzes inside you 😭💀 this is why I maintain that you can tell when reading a sex scene whether or not the author be fuckin lmao. every sex scene compliment I’ve ever received I owe to the simple fact that I frequent Bonetown

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When you see fanart on the tl that’s so beautiful it makes you want to seek out the original fandom, only for the urge to completely leave your body as soon as you scroll:

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Birth Life Cycle

ALT: Birth Life Cycle

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