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Kris | 30+ | they/them, queer | 🇨🇦 | writer | my id, ego, and superego are in a toxic three-way situationship | archiveofourown.org/users/BleedingT…

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JESUS CHRIST, OKAY, REALLY, STOP SHOUTING AT ME
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like OKAY, universe, I hear you. I am sat. I am listening. There’s no need to scream at me like this. 😂
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes you don’t feel like leaving your apartment but you know you need a STUPID walk for your STUPID mental health, so you go to The Forks to pick up your hair stuff and figure, what the hell, check the local bookstore, might as well… …and you end up finding exactly the book you need right now.
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just saw the news about Dolly Parton and went to check online, noticed I couldn’t open the Wikipedia page, figured it was just heavy traffic before I clocked the weird edited headline. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people?
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wept real tears at the end of this one. It hit me in a few very specific soft spots, and even beyond the personal, it’s just so goddamned beautifully written. 😭 Are you mixed race in the West? Ever dealt with addiction? Know that feeling of ‘wanting to not-live’ somehow being vital? READ THIS 👇🏽
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The hail at my parents’ place in the suburbs. 🤯
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
UM.
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
the pizza store, ominously: Would you like a hot drink…? What kind, you ask? …h o t…
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
btw this screenshot is from, like, the set-up of the film when I had no idea where it was going, and yet I still immediately turned to my partner when it came on screen and said, “OH SHIT I’M GETTING THAT TATTOOED ON ME” And now having finished the movie…yeah, fuck, I’M GETTING THAT TATTOOED ON ME 👀
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
SoapGhost nation, I have like 2/3 of a hell of a thing in the chamber, and I SWEAR TO FUCK this year I will finish this fucking draft
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
dyed my hair big bright fuck-off red last week and now my post-shower towel is a Rorschach test
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I had never heard of O’Brien before like 2 days ago and so have literally only ever seen him as an adult man with a beard, and I only vaguely remembered Drew Lynch with his beard, and in my defence, their bearded face shapes are not totally dissimilar 😭😭😭 idk man, all white men look alike to me
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ilya rozanov @ shane hollander the second after he watched him neatly fold his clothes pre-hookup:
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I know it’s bad for my mental health to isolate and I would love to get out and maybe do some writing at a cafe or something, but there is an extreme cold warning outside and my partner just sent me this selfie from his outdoor shooting day so far, so uh…fuck that, man 🥶
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
my partner has to work outside today strapped to a car rig and driving around lol the Canadian film industry is not for the weak
A screenshot from a weather app showing “-42, wind is making it feel colder”
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
love being a fic writer because in other author spaces this would read inappropriate but I am a fanfic goober so as it stands I want to kiss whoever wrote this bookmark note hard on the mouth 😍
A screenshot of an ao3 bookmark note that reads, “if I were to ever masturbate to a fic, it would be this”
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
like PLEASE this is why I’m so glad every single day that Tierney kept control of this show, it could have been so incredibly WOMP WOMP and visually yawn-inducing if done by anyone else. I’m gonna need him and Parrell to make S2 even brighter bc what is this Disney+ colour grade???
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
UNE CHENILLLLLE (if I could draw, I would draw this into a cartoon with some blorbo or other for you, so just imagine I did that lol)
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
dysregulated as fuck and on the struggle bus, so I can’t focus for shit these days. got distracted listening to this quinn audio and started scrolling the hellsite and clued back in right as some anal fingering started up in my ears, and at the same time, this image assaulted me on my feed. 😭
An altered image that shows a man laying on his side, but his whole body is a hand.
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
trying to quit twitter altogether, as the algorithm change has made it somehow even more of a cortisol machine than it was before…but there are still diamonds in the rough 🥹
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
omg the series of comments you left tickled me entirely 😭😭😭 it is very funny to me that like “OMG I MADE MY FRIEND RAUCOUSLY HORNED UP 🥰” is actually such a wholesome, positive interaction between fandom friends, but here we are lmaoooo 😂
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon. (the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
an old boss of mine gifted me a jacket a few years back, and I don’t wear it all too often because it’s so light coloured…checked the label today, it’s a fucking VINTAGE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN??? looked it up, it’s from the 2003 Scanners collection. I OWN THIS ALEXANDER MCQUEEN JACKET WTF 🤯
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
recently realized that since I gained weight and got my ass ‘n’ titties back, fucking NONE of my clothes fit (for like the 4th time in my life FUCK) so I’ve been slowly revamping my wardrobe, and the hardest thing is finding cool enough t-shirts, but I think I found a gooder today lol
A t-shirt featuring an image of Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. He sports a heavily decorated leather jacket and a cigarette hanging from his lips.
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
🫵🏽DON’T DO IT
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Kurt Vonnegut, we need you now more than ever (⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
A page from a book with the following quote: And here, according to Trout, was the reason human beings could not reject ideas because they were bad: “Ideas on Earth were badges of friendship or enmity. Their content did not matter. Friends agreed with friends, in order to express friendliness. Enemies disagreed with enemies, in order to express enmity.

“The ideas Earthlings held didn’t matter for hundreds of thousands of years, since they couldn’t do much about them anyway. Ideas might as well be badges as anything.

“They even had a saying about the futility of ideas: ‘If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.’A page of a book with the following quote: “And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense or decency or self-preservation, but for friendliness.

“Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead. And even when they built computers to do some thinking for them, they designed them not so much for wisdom as for friendliness. So they were doomed. Homicidal beggars could ride.”
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
mentally I will be HERE until 2026 😩👌🏽
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
more from that #GhostSoap #WIP, OW, I’m hurting my own feelings 🥲
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
a little #GhostSoap post-canon Soap-lives-but-has-to-go-civilian reunion-to-lovers #WIP for ya. who’s ready to have EMOTIONS?? 😃😈
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
🤯 fucking insane kudos email to wake up to DAMN I love fic readers so much 🥹🥹🥹 And the COMMENTS. 😭 folks gotta STOP or stg I’m gonna cry
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I wrote this instead of working, and therefore will have to work instead of sleeping, so y’all better run in here and come get y’all juice 😤 🚨NEW FIC ALERT WEEOOWEEOO🚨 Pairing: Ghost/Soap Rating: Explicit Link: archiveofourown.org/works/70894746 Description/tags: 📸👇🏽
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
today, my mom handed me a sketchy plastic bag secured with a twist tie, and it turns out it contains a frankly insane amount of weed my step-dad grew, and that’s on being Canadian while having rad parents lmao
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
thread reads like a list of Panic! At The Disco song titles 😂
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hey so quick question: what the ACTUAL FUCK is wrong with the klance fandom that they constantly feel so fucking entitled to repost anything that’s ever been made with their blorbos??? Do the words “do not repost” slide off their smooth brains or?????
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
So after we dissected Weapons for like an hour and a half yesterday, we ended up watching a low-budget 2008 Canadian horror called Pontypool, and I gotta say…Pontypool is the one I can’t stop thinking about this morning. I don’t usually agree with reviews, but for me, Bibbiani nailed it on this one.
A headline screenshot that reads, “‘Weapons’ Review: Zach Cregger’s Chiller Asks Scary Questions (Too Bad About the Answers). Julia Garner and Josh Brolin start in the director’s anticipated follow-up to ‘Barbarian’ - its first hour is worth the wait”
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
me trying to decipher what the fuck I meant by some of these rambling late-night fic notes:
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Strange Days is worth it just to watch Angela Bassett repeatedly beat up this one white lady with the worst “locs” I’ve ever seen lol
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
like “fandom is a community! 🥰” is a fucking lie and I never want to hear that shit again, SHAME on us forever
A screenshot showing user wwxwashere asking for help. It was posted 18 hours ago and has only 340 likes and 123 shares.A screenshot of the very next post from user wwxwashere, posted 11 hours ago. It is a meme about writing and has 11,000 likes and 4,000 shares.
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
he was a very silly little man and I love him very much
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
the being is releasing endorphins 😌
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
husband has been suggesting we watch Strange Days for like years. motherfucker, I’d have watched it a decade ago if he’d led with the fact that it stars Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett at their absolute hottest 😩 plus she’s a bad-ass and he’s a bit pathetic, oh GOD I have never been more bisexual
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
lmao legitimately, I’m always SO tempted to do something witty and pithy to skip the details, but then I feel like I’m cheating the erotica readers. leaving them hanging like
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
summer can be rough when you’re allergic to mosquito bites 😭 skeeter syndrome is such a stupid fucking name for an allergy that hurts so much
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
lol remember last year when we went to my parents’ cabin on the ONE WEEKEND when the fishflies come out for their like 48-hour lifecycle? well, we’re at the cottage again. 🙃
A suncatcher a tree with lights strung between. The lights are on and it’s nighttime. Nearly every surface near the lights is covered in fishflies (mayflies)
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
neat thing about being an adult and having free will is you can just order the silly buckled anime-ass skort
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
me:
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
hope you’re into enthusiastic bottoming, premature ejaculation, multiple orgasm, and overstimulation! because BOY HOWDY do I ever have the fic for you! (literally anything I have ever posted on ao3 and also everything I have in the pipeline)
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
hey so my province is on fire and it looks like silent hill outside, COOL :/ last I heard something like 96 out of 106 wildfires were caused by humans, COOL COOL ://
A fire map of Manitoba showing widespread fires, about half of which are rated “out of control”An air quality map showing bright yellow, orange, and dark red across Manitoba, indicating bad air qualityA special air quality statement showing moderate severity
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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
thank you iphone memory feature for reminding me of the best text my partner’s ever sent me
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