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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sniffled at exactly the wrong time and felt what I thought was a fuzz go shooting up my nose only when I blew it out it was a FRUIT FLY 🙃🙃🙃 jesus CHRIST

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just realized i haven’t eaten since this morning and BABY the tequila is hitting for anyone who liked my GhostSoap fic “Green in the Eye,” I’m furiously drafting notes for a sequel as we speak. 😈😈😈

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Realized Modern Warfare 4 comes out in less than a month, now I’m getting tipsy in a bar writing yaoi on my phone because BOY HOWDY would it ever be nice to get my post-canon-Soap-lives fic up before then (please, brain? 🥺 PLEASE???)

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

UH OH spent the last month regulating everyone else’s emotions around me and now I’ve run out of steam to do the same for myself UH. OOOOHH.

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Ralph Wiggums Simpsons

ALT: Ralph Wiggums Simpsons

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes you don’t feel like leaving your apartment but you know you need a STUPID walk for your STUPID mental health, so you go to The Forks to pick up your hair stuff and figure, what the hell, check the local bookstore, might as well… …and you end up finding exactly the book you need right now.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“I wish I could draw.” “Well, pick up a pencil!” No, that’s not it. I know I COULD put in the hours to learn even at my big age, but that’s not what the desire is about. I wish I’d had the support and freedom to do that learning when I was a kid, back when learning was second nature, is the thing

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Managed to get a goddamned COLD I am MISERABLE 🤧 at least the COVID test was negative, small mercies and all that

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

folks wondering about neil ellice since he hasn’t been very active since mwiii, but like…sorry, do we not all remember someone @-ing the poor guy about wanting to off themselves bc of Soap’s end and him having to say “please don’t do that” and the whole fandom went “aww!” like it wasn’t fucked up???

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m back from my trip, now I can finally say: that was a weird fuckin wedding, and the most succinct way I can put it is this: The bride was a white girl in a sari (bc she had a mental breakdown in India one time and prayed to Ganesh…😒…) and they kept talking about the groom’s dick. So…yeah. Woof.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

One of the most awkward experiences known to man is having to see a kid who you are watching be parented into brat-dom while having to smile and go “aww!” at behaviours your own mom would have had your ass for 😬 Like baby, you got 6 months before that “cute” stuff becomes inexcusably inappropriate.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Baby, riddle me this, how the fuck do you correctly use the name VIVIAN and then fuckin’ he/him this lady??? Cis people are EXHAUSTING.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Went into a cafe and a couple had a little curly dog and we locked eyes and he immediately began to tug on his leash to come say hello and he was SO SOFT and SO EXCITED for pets. I’m gonna be riding this wave for days. GOOD BOY, TOBY. 🥹🥹🥹

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Update: the “outdress the bride and groom” theme/contest was fuckin’ rigged and I didn’t even write a single word 😭😭😭 Maaaaan, I SUCK lmao

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Turned this whole trip around by finding Maverick Entertainment on the Roku in the hotel 😂😭💀 Literally Tommy Wiseau levels of bad movies, but all black filmmakers and casts. I can’t express how insane it is. We’ve spent the last day repeatedly quoting, “You look flushed. And it’s NOT the pizza 😏”

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Travelling soon for a trip I am NOT excited about, and it’s costing me SIX GODDAMNED DAYS of potential pay, so YOU BET YOUR SWEET PATOOTIE that if I’m gonna be forced to spend near a week with a bunch of the STRAIGHTEST, CIS-EST motherfuckers you’ve ever met, I’m gonna write SO MUCH gay porn. 😤

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extra sharp 🧀 @cheddartreets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you know when there's stuff you want to do this weekend but first you have to do the stuff you MUST but can't do during the week and then part way through all that you realize "i'm not gonna get to do the stuff i wanted to do" but the stuff you wanted to do was just like... relax in pajamas?

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Rango (COMMS CLOSED until OCT!) @rangoatemybaby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's fucking good. Read it.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TIM CURRY TOO?? 😭 what kind of cosmic musical are they casting on the other side????

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just saw the news about Dolly Parton and went to check online, noticed I couldn’t open the Wikipedia page, figured it was just heavy traffic before I clocked the weird edited headline. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people?

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

oh god, lock in, heated rivalry season 2 has started filming and it’s taken the fandom exactly 0.2 seconds to get super fuckin weird about things AGAIN 😭 RIP the k-pop momagers (who are also sexually weird about it all) are a-firin’ up their engines.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

GODDAMMIT 😂 Got MASSIVE endgame spoilers for Metaphor ReFantazio because I’m an impatient goober who just HAD to check ao3. 🤦🏽 What a fuckin wiener I am

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Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected

ALT: Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I write because I’m interested in far too many very niche subjects that I would otherwise have no space to discuss. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put like 5k of musings about that one weird thing I briefly got hyperfixated on in like 2021 and have therefore had a half decade to just…MULL…

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

DAMN, after the years of sketchy gofundmes and the faking their death and the claims of being abducted by aliens and the 200+ page google doc that clearly 90% of the people who shared it did not read… …if you’re still giving real, actual dollars to ang vondra, you officially NEED to log off 💀 OOF

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

100% believe it is vital to read things that make you feel kinda stupid, you gotta keep up the habit of learning in adulthood… …but godDAMN, sometimes it’s REALLY HARD just, like, emotionally me, googling “determinism” bc my understanding was FAR more limited than I thought: I AM smart! I swear! 😭

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

folks are just now learning that you can’t actually feel it when a dude jizzes inside you 😭💀 this is why I maintain that you can tell when reading a sex scene whether or not the author be fuckin lmao. every sex scene compliment I’ve ever received I owe to the simple fact that I frequent Bonetown

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When you see fanart on the tl that’s so beautiful it makes you want to seek out the original fandom, only for the urge to completely leave your body as soon as you scroll:

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Birth Life Cycle

ALT: Birth Life Cycle

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Man, FUCK drafts on Bluesky, I had a whole Ghoap idea based off of this last night, went back into the drafts to continue it today, and it’s fucked. Like can’t continue, already lost one whole section, guess I just can’t finish the thread now fucked. 😡🤬 Lesson learned, DO NOT trust the drafts here.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

very important to me that my readers know I imagine all the characters I write for as growers, not show-ers, and the bigger they are when hard, the smaller I imagine they are at rest. 😌 just a bunch of lil fuckin weenies with lil fuckin peenies 😌😌😌 UNTIL—

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

When it comes to the new ao3 users that have migrated from Wattpad, I have to admit I agree with them in exactly ONE (1) way: It would be super neat to be able to comment on specific paragraphs of a fic while reading. I’d love to be able to gush over specific bits without commenting a literal essay.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wept real tears at the end of this one. It hit me in a few very specific soft spots, and even beyond the personal, it’s just so goddamned beautifully written. 😭 Are you mixed race in the West? Ever dealt with addiction? Know that feeling of ‘wanting to not-live’ somehow being vital? READ THIS 👇🏽

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Wattpad banned smut and a bunch of its users are migrating to ao3 and immediately causing problems, and that super blows, but honestly my first thought is DAMN I hope Hollywood & publishers finally start mining ao3 for adaptation ideas, they might find something actually halfway decently written lol

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My period has been regular for like 2 solid years, and we’re doing the yearly friends cottage trip this weekend, and it was SUPPOSED to be perfect timing. Today should’ve been day 7. Tell me why the bitch decided to start exactly a week late so the worst of it will hit riiight as we hit the lake. 😭

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Cleaned my whole apartment because we have company coming and now I feel too goddamned tired to host 😭 I’m still gonna, I’m not an asshole, but like WHY do I do this to myself?? 35 years on this earth and I still haven’t managed to trick my ADHD brain into cleaning BEFORE the day of a hangout.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

been a while since it was at peak popularity, so I can finally say that Yuri on Ice was super disappointing when I finally watched it 😭 everyone and their mother absolutely lactating over it, but like…it has no plot??? it literally feels like only OK fanfic??? 🙃 I was so confusion

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

ngl that beetlemoses comic with the dying fish thinking “it’s so beautiful…I might have never known…” fucks me right UP. it is 7:15 IN THE MORNING and I’m on my couch weeping real tears over a goddamned two-panel comic that I have seen dozens of times. 😭 art is a helluva drug, man

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

we all out here being like “uhhh oh noooo what if people don’t like my stories? whatever will I dooooo? better do a huge fuckin anxiety about it and put off writing it!” meanwhile some asshole out there said “what if…rom-com about the purge…but instead of crime it’s SEX??” and it’s a real movie now

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Got to chatting with a vendor selling some VLD fan merch at a con, and they were like, “Yeah, I used to do a ton of klance, but it just doesn’t sell anymore,” and then we squinted at each other in silent hesitance until I ventured, “…I mean…that tracks, given the fandom…” and the vendor just:

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Ron Swanson's Awkward Smile Nod

ALT: Ron Swanson's Awkward Smile Nod

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Been reading some fanfic lately that’s making me want to write some capital-P PORNO. Everything I have in the works is either super soft or relatively long/involved, but I kinda just wanna whip out some fuckin’…just take a couple loser-ass dudes and make ‘em bump uglies from Bonertown to Cumsville.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Finding Your Person™️ is terrifying cuz like YEAH, great, I get to live every day with my favourite human being of all time AND he lets me hit it? But also sometimes I randomly think “what if he…died??” and then I sob like a preschooler confronted with the concept of impermanence for the first time.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Randomly remembered an old YouTube video and then got absolutely pussy punched when I looked it up only to find it is 18 YEARS OLD 😭🧓🏽

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

In between the rock of mirroring so hard that people I meet tend to talk only about themselves until any possible friendship becomes totally one-sided, and the hard place of having been burned so many times that I instinctively shy away from any people who genuinely would want me to open up. 🥲

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

khhhhhh pls pour one out with me for the fic writers pumping out INCREDIBLE words for near-dead fandoms, so they get little to no recognition. 😭 (Related: if you like The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles or can read for unfamiliar fandoms, user rhamnusias is, uh…🥵 archiveofourown.org/users/rhamnu...)

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rhamnusias | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The closest local weed dispensary is 100% staffed by trans people, Indigenous people, Black people, and one singular masc-presenting human who I wouldn’t be surprised to find out is LGBTQ+ of some variety. It is INSANE how different (/pos) the vibe is in there solely due to that fact.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Take back power: misgender your cis friends and family today!

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I realize my mistake now. Rereading your own fic for inspo: ❌🙅🏽😵 Rereading the insanely kind comments from the readers of your fic for inspo: ✅👍🏽💯 MAN I hope every fic reader’s pillow is cold tonight, and I hope every single commenter has a particularly good orgasm the next time they hand-plap. 😌

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Biggest way I’ve stepped back from fandom is probably the fact that I’ve really come to terms with just how flawed and terminally online the entire “proship v. anti” debate is. The whole thing is a black-and-white, us-versus-them bullshit circus, whereas the truth, as usual, lives in the greyscale.

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

(Finally deleted the Elon Musk Shitter app from my phone, so sorry in advance for the uptick in shitposting on this platform LOL)

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Biggest piss-off when trying to eat healthy is the prevalence of American recipes that use “standard” can measurements that AREN’T THE SAME STANDARD IN CANADA. Wtf is a 15-oz. can of beans??? Our beans come in 540 ml. Are they actually different, given the weight/volume disparity? WHO TF KNOWS???

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BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween @bleedingtype.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Therapy for me is 50% working through trauma with EMDR and 50% learning how to trick my brain into doing what I want by treating it like a picky toddler. Currently tricking myself into doing regular hypermobility exercises using fucking Dollarama stickers (and fuck me running, IT’S WORKING 😭)

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talk show ghost @talkshowghost.com · 23/06/2026

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

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ReBoot - S01E01 - The Tearing (HD)

YouTube video by Mainframe Studios

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